From someone who I knew before she changed her name like 8 times or more. xXxKixixXx.

Information:

Character-roxas and namine

Job-matchmaker

Ratings-t-m

Pay:1 penny lol

Will Pete live-no he'll die becuase he constantly interuppts them when they talk lol

So Pete came out of the front yard with a cup of hot fuck, that's the name of the coffee he drinks. He gulped it down with one sip and read the job he has to do. Oh yeah, fat ass here can't read. So he went over to Sonic's house. "Hello?" He ask, "Shonic, are you there?" Sonic answered and sighed. Before Pete can ask him, he grabbed the message and read over it.

"Alright you will play matchmaker with Roxas and Xion," Sonic said, "Hmm...how romantic. You get one penny, what a load of fuck. It says you will die. Now go away." Pete then ran to Roxas's house. Roxas was playing Super Mario Bros 3 with Xion and Axel.

"Hey how did you get in here?" Roxas asked in shock. Pete just grabbed Axel and threw him to the floor.

"Hey what the fuck man? You want to end up like Vexen? All old and freakish. Oh wait, too late! LOL!!!" Axel insulted. Pete did not like this. He got his fist and took a blow to Axel's face, Axel then came back with a chop to the neck, Pete fell over in pain. Axel then got a Chakram and threw it at Pete's throat, Pete missed it and did a fat spin kick. Axel duck and did a upward thrust with his leg to Pete's balls. Pete fell to the ground throwing up blood. Xion and Roxas just watched. Pete got up and did a headbutt to Axel, but Axel then pulled a Chakram and protect himself. Pete was now close to dying. Pete then shitted his pants when Axel lit Pete on fire. Pete ran for cover, but then he fell to the floor, dead. Axel then looked at his opponent and laughed. "What fag, eh Xion and Roxas?"

"HAHAHA!!!Your so right Axel!" Laughed Roxas. Xion started to giggle herself.

"Yeah what a fat ass!" They all laughed as they all got up and started to kick the burnt corpse. Soon after, Roxas notice something, he enjoyed this. He then closed his eyes and kissed Xion. At first she was shocked, then relax as she kissed back. Axel didn't notice. He was to busy looting the body and running away. Fortunately, Pete kept all of his shit and money at home. So no money was lost. Xion then fell back to the couch as Roxas still holding began to kiss harder.

(DUE TO THE RATINNG, NO LEMON WILL BE SHOWN. NOR DO I CARE FOR THEM)


Sonic was sleeping, when he notice something. 'Where the fuck is Pete?' He wondered. Then fell back to sleep. He forgot he was supposed to die. He then sleep in peace with his friend, Zelda...yeah right, another rating issue, he sleep with Mr. Flang, his stuffed teddy bear.

THE END