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Lin Shaolee

Ask him: "Are you sure you're not a girl?" or "Are you sure you're a guy?"

Ask him if he likes Silphy or Eve or Sephiria (or add any other character's name you like.) and obviously he'll blush and say no. Then yell out "SHAO'S A (add a number) TIMER!!!"

Yell out to him: "OMG!!! YOU'RE A GUY?!" (That's my reaction when I first saw him in the anime *sweat drop*)

Steal his Seiren and use for washing dishes or tables or any objects you choose.

Use Seiren again to decorate a dress.

Pull his hair!

Tell Jenos: "Shao is a girl! Feel free to flirt her" (I guess Shao's reaction will be like… Punch Jenos, kick Jenos, throws Jenos to the roof, kills Jen… *cough cough* of course that won't happen… and yells out "I'M A GUY!!!")

Ask him if he's related to Yuki Sohma.

Tell him that he yells like a woman (Because Wolfram in Kyo Kara Maoh! Has the same seiyuu (voice actor) as Shao-kun… if you watch KKM, you'll know how Shao-kun would yell like. ^^" BUT! Their seiyuu has the most unique voice! She's one of my fav voice actors! XD).

Force him to wear girl's clothes. (Kyaaa~!)

Ask him if he eats as much as Train.

Ask him how old he is. If he's a teenager, ask him again: "So you don't go to high school?! O.o Naughty!"

Ask him how he speaks Japanese so good.

Yell out in a singing tone: "Shaolee is going back to China!"

Tell him Seiren is the weirdest weapon in chronos.

Try to take off his hair-tie. (I wonder what he'll look like)

Pretend you'll cut his hair.

Ask Kyoko to chase Shao as well.

Tell him that there was a split second you thought he was a girl. Or just mistook him as a girl.

Ask him if he's a singer. (Actually… I LOVE HIS SINGING!!!)

Tell him he looks even more man when he disguises himself as Grin.

Tell him he might look better in a dress.

Ask him where his tattoo 'X' is. (Shao never shows it in the anime, but of course, it's in between his collarbones. -.-')

Ask him why he has such long hair.

Ask if green is his natural hair colour.

Tell him he can be a good, famous female model.

Call Seiren a "ribbon" or "a towl!" or "a Scarf!".

Ask Shao if he's as old as Sven since his age is always unknown. (Of course Shao-kun is not 30, but this is just to irritate him. ^^)

Call him a "BISHOUJO!"


I just love Shao-kun~! I have to give him the worst ones to irritate him! XD

Hmmm... I guess the next chappie is to irritate Sven. ^^

I hope you enjoyed this chappie~!

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