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Sven Vollfied

Burn his cigarettes.

Steal his money.

Call him "Hige Oji-san!"

Try to punch his vision eye.

Call a homosexual man to chase Sven.

Tell Train to sneeze onto Sven's food, newspaper, or anything that's dear to Sven.

Tell him he's not gentleman-like at all.

Tell him he's more like a gangster.

Tie his hair into pigtails.

Throw his 'Attaché Weapon Case' into the river in front of his eyes… I mean… eye.

Call him a pervert even if he isn't.

Call him the sneaker instead of sweeper.

Give him heaps of nigarettes.

Tell him everything how bad cigarettes are.

Ask him if he used to be Annette's boyfriend or if Annette used to be HIS lover.

Tell Sven Eve doesn't like him anymore.

Trick Sven's money.

Pull his eye patch and let go so the elastic thingy would slam his vision eye.

Yell out: "OMG! You're SUPER OLD!!! How can you be a sweeper?!"

Ask Sven if he's Train's and Eve's father.

Tell Dr. Tearju to come over and cook for Sven.

Tell Sven his cooking is the worst! Worse than Tearju's!

Replace his cigarettes into Pocky chocolate biscuit sticks.

Force him to eat a lot of sweet things until he gets very sick.

Shave his hair bold.

Dye his hair bright pink.

Call him: "Oba-san!"

Give him lots of milk.

Tell him to hurry up and have kids already with a woman out loud in the public.

Tell him to babysit Train. (Which'll annoy Train a little as well. ^^")

Tell him his suit case as a weapon looks like the gayest thing/weapon in the world.

Force him to sing the song "Lemon Tree".

Force him to sing the most girly song in all animes!

Force him to table dance.

Lie to him that he sleep talks about Annette.

Call him Sweeven Volvo.


Hahaha! That's the end of chappie three~! Hope'ya enjoyed it. ^^

The next chapter, I'll write about how to irritate Rins-chan!

Thanks for reading~!

Karrot Starberry