BPOV
Edward and I walked into the cafeteria with serious expressions on our faces. It felt like everyone was watching us!
As we headed to our table, I tripped, but Edward caught me. Even though I didn't hit the ground, Emmett's laugh could be heard echoing throughout the cafeteria. I looked up at the table with a blush on my face and saw Alice whispering to Emmett. I assumed that she was filling Emmett in on our note, because he had a huge smile on his face.
When we sat down, Emmett immediately asked to help get the note back, and he said something about "always wanting to be a secret agent." I couldn't help it; I had to laugh at him.
I told Emmett he could help and Alice insisted on getting us matching "spy" outfits.
Jasper was going to have a hard time keeping them both calm. Rosalie was just sitting next to Emmett with a small smirk on her perfect face. Perfect. The word gave me a brilliant idea that was so good that I could not stop myself from saying, "OMC!"
"Oh my Carlisle? Seriously Bella?" Edward asked with a grin on his face.
"Yes OMC! Emmett started it," I said with a serious expression on my face, but could not keep myself from laughing for long.
"You shall all bow down to my mighty phrase-making skills! Please don't be jealous," Emmett responded to my laughs.
"Em, Honey? That is not gonna happen," Rose told him.
RING
The bell went off and we walked off to our next classes.
2 HOURS LATER-Edward and Bella are driving home.
"Edward?" I asked
"Yes, love?"
"I had the most amazing idea at lunch."
"What is it?"
"Well ya know how human men and a few women find Rosalie hot?"
"Of course I know that. I have to listen to their fantasies," he said visibly shuddering.
"What if we got Rosalie to dress…promiscuously and have her distract Mr. Banner?"
"Hmmm," he said pondering it.
"Then you could sneak to his desk and get the note," I said, "then you could possibly get someone else I trouble?"
"I like that idea, but who?" He asked.
"Jessica and Lauren?"
"Maybe I could… change what the note said a little bit."
"Thank you! Thank you!"
