Me: Hey Edward

Edward: What's up

Me: Can I own Twilight please !!

Edward: No

Me: puppy dog pouts Why not !

Edward: Because Stephenie Meyers owns it.

Me: Oh well until I rule the world oh yeah and I don't own Twilight for now :) hehe

BPOV- Bella and Edward are at the Cullen's house to ask Rosalie for help

Immediately after the car stopped, Edward was opening my door. We walked into the house hand-in-hand, and called everyone down into the living room to explain my plan.

Once everyone was sitting, I started to explain.

"Okay. The plan, if you all agree, is: we will have Rosalie distract Mr. Banner, and then Edward will sneak in and change the note, so that Jessica and Lauren get the blame!"

"I like it!" Emmett told me.

Alice excitedly said, "Don't worry. I already saw it happening and going great!"

Jasper calmly stated, "I'm with Alice."

Edward's bright topaz eyes met mine and he told me, "I'm with you one-hundred percent, love," causing me to smile at him.

Now only Rosalie had to answer, and she was a crucial part of the plan. She stayed silent for a few more seconds causing my heart to pound in anticipation.

Finally, she spoke. She talked slowly and said, "When do we start?"

Her words made me so excited that I jumped up and hugged her. She was shocked for a second, and then slowly returned the hug. Alice suddenly jumped up with a humongous smile in her face and said, "Let's go shopping!"

I started panicking and I was sure she could tell. I told her in the calmest voice I had,

"Ohhhhhh no! Alice, there is no way I am going with you! You will end up buying tons of stuff that I do not even need! I won't even wear half of it!"

"Bella, Bella, Bella. When will you learn? You will wear everything I buy you. I only bought it all because I have seen you wear it," she said while tapping her foot impatiently.

"Just agree with her Bella. It is safer for your mental health," Rose added.

"Fine," I said sadly, but quickly added, "You have a 2 hour time limit."

"But Bella, we need wayyyyyyyy more time than that! We have so much we need to get," she said while bouncing impatiently.

I looked at Edward with pleading eyes, begging him to help me, but he said, "Sorry Bella.

Alice will go crazy if you don't go with her."

"Ugh! Let's just get this over with," I said before Alice grabbed my arm and dragged me out to her car. Rosalie walked toward the car and joined us.

4 HOURS LATER

"Alice, I officially hate you right now!"

"Sorry, Bella, but we needed spy outfits. And we needed to buy a special outfit for Rose," she said while winking at me.

"I know, I know. Even though the idea was mine, the thought of Mr. Banner getting seduced by Rosalie is disgusting!" I told Alice.

"Um hello? I am the one that has to flirt with him. Think about how gross that is for me!"

Rose responded with her voice full of disgust. I knew it would be much more horrifying for her. Mr. Banner may not be entirely ancient, but he was still old!

"Ewwwww. Sorry Rose!" I said, feeling guilty. I then remembered something that I thought of when we were shopping.

"Hey, Emmett?" I asked

"What's up Bells?"

"When we were shopping I saw Lauren and she was dressed like a prostitute. Her outfit made me think of something: if you rape a prostitute, is it considered rape or shoplifting?" I asked, honestly curious.

Emmett took a second to think about it then said, "Shoplifting," and started laughing hysterically. I listened to his laugh for a minute then joined else just rolled their eyes at us.

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