Meh... very bored again. Procrastinating AGAIN. LOL!
Now, this chapter is to show Sven's reaction! Muahaha! Pretty OOC as well. Hehe!
Please enjoy! XD
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE ANIME OF BLACK CAT!
Burn his cigarettes.
Sven: Hey! My cigarettes! Do you know how much they cost me!!!
Steal his money.
Sven: NOOO! MY PRECIOUS MONEY!!!!
Call him "Hige Oji-san!"
Sven: *tick mark*
Try to punch his vision eye.
Sven: O.O
Call a homosexual man to chase Sven.
Sven: ACK!
Tell Train to sneeze onto Sven's food, newspaper, or anything that's dear to Sven.
Sven: TRAIN, YOU BASTARD!
Tell him he's not gentleman-like at all.
Sven: Since when?! I'm always a gentleman! And that will not move from that spot!
Tell him he's more like a gangster.
Sven: That's not nice.
Tie his hair into pigtails.
Sven: -.-
Throw his 'Attaché Weapon Case' into the river in front of his eyes… I mean… eye.
Sven: NOOOOOO!!!!!! MY CASE!
Call him a pervert even if he isn't.
Sven: *tick mark* THAT'S A LIE!!!
Call him the sneaker instead of sweeper.
Sven: *twitch*
Give him heaps of nigarettes.
Sven: I hate nigarettes…
Tell him everything how bad cigarettes are.
Sven: OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH!
Ask him if he used to be Annette's boyfriend or if Annette used to be HIS lover.
Sven: HECK NO!
Tell Sven Eve doesn't like him anymore.
Sven: What? *cries in a dark corner of the room, with puppy eyes*
Trick Sven's money.
Sven: O.O
Pull his eye patch and let go so the elastic thingy would slam his vision eye.
Sven: Ouch!
Yell out: "OMG! You're SUPER OLD!!! How can you be a sweeper?!"
Sven: I'm not old! I'm freakin only 30!
Ask Sven if he's Train's and Eve's father.
Sven: NO!
Tell Dr. Tearju to come over and cook for Sven.
Sven: *tries to run away*
Tell Sven his cooking is the worst! Worse than Tearju's!
Sven: Huh? You must be kidding!
Replace his cigarettes into Pocky chocolate biscuit sticks.
Sven: Too. Much. Chocolate.
Force him to eat a lot of sweet things until he gets very sick.
Sven: I'm already sick!
Shave his hair bold.
Sven: MY HAIR!!!
Or dye his hair bright pink.
Sven: NOOOO!!!
Call him: "Oba-san!"
Sven: Since when did I become an old lady?!
Give him lots of milk.
Sven: Milk is healthy… Milk is healthy… Milk is… I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Tell him to hurry up and have kids already with a woman out loud in the public.
Sven: Shooosh!
Tell him to babysit Train. (Which'll annoy Train a little as well. ^^")
Sven: Train! You have to be a good kitty, okay?
Train: *cross-armed* Hmph.
Tell him his suit case as a weapon looks like the gayest thing/weapon in the world.
Sven: No way! I thought it looked really awesome too!
Force him to sing the song "Lemon Tree".
Sven: *sings all out of tune* Argh… My throat. *cough cough*
Force him to sing the most girly song in all animes!
Sven: *tries to use his most high pitched voice*
Train: You sound awful, Sven! Cut it out!!
Force him to table dance.
Sven: *falls onto the ground*
Train: BWAHAHA! Sucked in! *gets punched by Sven*
Lie to him that he sleep talks about Annette.
Sven: Huh?! When? WHEN?! NO WAY!!! ACK!
Call him Sweeven Volvo.
Sven: Where did you even find that name? O.O
That's the end! Hope you enjoyed this random chappie! Please comment! And thanks for reading!
Karrot Starberry
