Meh... very bored again. Procrastinating AGAIN. LOL!

Now, this chapter is to show Sven's reaction! Muahaha! Pretty OOC as well. Hehe!

Please enjoy! XD

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE ANIME OF BLACK CAT!


Burn his cigarettes.

Sven: Hey! My cigarettes! Do you know how much they cost me!!!

Steal his money.

Sven: NOOO! MY PRECIOUS MONEY!!!!

Call him "Hige Oji-san!"

Sven: *tick mark*

Try to punch his vision eye.

Sven: O.O

Call a homosexual man to chase Sven.

Sven: ACK!

Tell Train to sneeze onto Sven's food, newspaper, or anything that's dear to Sven.

Sven: TRAIN, YOU BASTARD!

Tell him he's not gentleman-like at all.

Sven: Since when?! I'm always a gentleman! And that will not move from that spot!

Tell him he's more like a gangster.

Sven: That's not nice.

Tie his hair into pigtails.

Sven: -.-

Throw his 'Attaché Weapon Case' into the river in front of his eyes… I mean… eye.

Sven: NOOOOOO!!!!!! MY CASE!

Call him a pervert even if he isn't.

Sven: *tick mark* THAT'S A LIE!!!

Call him the sneaker instead of sweeper.

Sven: *twitch*

Give him heaps of nigarettes.

Sven: I hate nigarettes…

Tell him everything how bad cigarettes are.

Sven: OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH!

Ask him if he used to be Annette's boyfriend or if Annette used to be HIS lover.

Sven: HECK NO!

Tell Sven Eve doesn't like him anymore.

Sven: What? *cries in a dark corner of the room, with puppy eyes*

Trick Sven's money.

Sven: O.O

Pull his eye patch and let go so the elastic thingy would slam his vision eye.

Sven: Ouch!

Yell out: "OMG! You're SUPER OLD!!! How can you be a sweeper?!"

Sven: I'm not old! I'm freakin only 30!

Ask Sven if he's Train's and Eve's father.

Sven: NO!

Tell Dr. Tearju to come over and cook for Sven.

Sven: *tries to run away*

Tell Sven his cooking is the worst! Worse than Tearju's!

Sven: Huh? You must be kidding!

Replace his cigarettes into Pocky chocolate biscuit sticks.

Sven: Too. Much. Chocolate.

Force him to eat a lot of sweet things until he gets very sick.

Sven: I'm already sick!

Shave his hair bold.

Sven: MY HAIR!!!

Or dye his hair bright pink.

Sven: NOOOO!!!

Call him: "Oba-san!"

Sven: Since when did I become an old lady?!

Give him lots of milk.

Sven: Milk is healthy… Milk is healthy… Milk is… I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Tell him to hurry up and have kids already with a woman out loud in the public.

Sven: Shooosh!

Tell him to babysit Train. (Which'll annoy Train a little as well. ^^")

Sven: Train! You have to be a good kitty, okay?

Train: *cross-armed* Hmph.

Tell him his suit case as a weapon looks like the gayest thing/weapon in the world.

Sven: No way! I thought it looked really awesome too!

Force him to sing the song "Lemon Tree".

Sven: *sings all out of tune* Argh… My throat. *cough cough*

Force him to sing the most girly song in all animes!

Sven: *tries to use his most high pitched voice*

Train: You sound awful, Sven! Cut it out!!

Force him to table dance.

Sven: *falls onto the ground*

Train: BWAHAHA! Sucked in! *gets punched by Sven*

Lie to him that he sleep talks about Annette.

Sven: Huh?! When? WHEN?! NO WAY!!! ACK!

Call him Sweeven Volvo.

Sven: Where did you even find that name? O.O


That's the end! Hope you enjoyed this random chappie! Please comment! And thanks for reading!

Karrot Starberry