"Gosh this house smells like ass," Cartman muttered when he first woke up.

"Meem the house smells!" He whined.

"Deal with it Kenny things don't come free in life!" He heard Kenny's mom yell. What the? He thought to himself looking around, he saw that he was in Kenny's room and the other three were not to be found.

"Those sonsofabitches who do they think they are leaving me in this shit hole all by myself," He muttered to himself. He got off the bed and went outside to pay a little visit to his friends, he decided to go to Kyle's house first.

"Hey Kenny," A girl called out waving too him. Wow I must really smell bad if they think I'm Kenny. Cartman thought to himself and then he saw his reflection in a store window and what he saw made him gasp out in shock not only did he smell like Kenny but he looked like him.

"I bet this is another one of Kyle's dirty Jew tricks," Cartman said angrily. Then he quickened his pace to Kyle's house. When he finally got there he hopped up onto the porch and rung the door bell, he was greeted by no other than Kyle himself.

"Listen you dirty Jew you better fix this right now!" He said pushing his way in.

"Cartman?" Kyle asked.

"Well duh it's me you stupid Jew you should know you're the one who did this to me," Cartman replied.

"Well if you're in Kenny's body and Kyle isn't in mine that must mean Kenny is in my body," Stan said with his face white with shock.

"What the hell are you talking about Jew?" Cartman asked with irritation.

"Then that means that Kenny will probably seduce Wendy and maybe even take her virginity!" Stan added on.

"The fuck since when do you care about Stan's hippie girlfriend?"

"I am Stan!"

"You look like Kyle to me,"

"I know when we played Oui-ja last night something must have happened that made us switch bodies, so far we know that I'm in Kyle's body, you're in Kenny's and Kenny is in mine, so that must mean that Kyle is in your body,"

"That son of a bitch," Cartman said glaring.

"It's no his fault," Stan said.

"Yes it is I just know that this is one of his dirty Jew tricks,"

"Why would he want to be you fat ass?"

"To ruin my life or something," Cartman replied.

"That doesn't matter right now, all that matters is that we have to go get the other two and tell them to meet up at Stark's pond, we'll go to my house first and get Kenny since it's closer," Stan said. They started walking down the street to Stan's house and when they got there Stan didn't bother to knock and what he saw when he got in there made him gasp out in shock, on the couch were Wendy and Kenny in his body making out.

"And just when you thought someone was your friend," He muttered walking back out the door with Cartman in Kenny's body on his heels.

"Aren't you going to stop him and smack him up the head or something?" Cartman asked.

"As much as I'd love to I cant I don't want Wendy thinking anything weird," Stan replied. They then started walking down to Cartman's house and what they saw made them gasp out in shock, on Cartman's front lawn was Cartman's body wearing a pink skirt with a white shirt with heavy pink eye shadow and dark red lipstick and blush that would put a clown to shame.

"That son of a bitch!" Cartman yelled out.