Kyle woke up to the smell of cheesy poofs and he automatically knew something was up.

"Ugh did fat ass sneak into my room again last night?" Kyle grumbled to himself. He then remembered that they had spent the night at Kenny's house last night.

"Hey guys," He said when he didn't get an answer he opened his eyes and gasped in shock at what he saw, he was in Cartman's room.

"Alright fat ass this isn't funny," He said getting up to go to the closet to see if Cartman was hiding in there. While he was walking towards the closet something caught his eyes, his reflection in the mirror wasn't his own….it was Cartman's.

"Fucking fat ass you always have to ruin my fucking life!" He cried out angrily hitting the dresser in frustration. He hated the way Cartman looked and the fact that he had to bribe people to be his friend, he never wanted to be like that…ever. Suddenly an idea formed in his evil little head, maybe this wouldn't be such a bad idea, this would give him the chance to totally humiliate Cartman. This is genius, he thought to himself rubbing his hands together, first he would start out small and then he would get more intense as time went on. He went to Cartman's mom's closet and pulled out a pink skirt with a white lacey shirt and put them on along with pink 2 inch pumps, then he went to the medicine cabinet where Cartman's mom kept her make-up and applied a heavy dosage of pink eye shadow on his eyelids, he brushed the brush full of rouge blush furiously over his cheeks giving himself a clown impression and then he spread some dark red lipstick on his lips giving himself even more of a clown look. Kyle chuckled to himself when he saw Cartman's made up reflection in the mirror. Well this is one way to make the best out of a bad situation he thought to himself. He looked at himself once more before turning off the light and grabbing Cartman's boom box and walking outside. He smiled when he heard the song that started drifting out of the speakers as soon as he turned it on, Online by Brad Paisley, it was definitely Cartman's theme song. He was dancing to the music and he was just to the part where Brad was singing about the marching band when he heard Kenny yell out.

"What the hell do you think you're doing Jew!" He screeched shaking him by his shirt.

"What are you doing Kenny?" He asked cocking an eyebrow.

"Don't play stupid you did this didn't you made us switch bodies!"

"No I didn't!"

"Why the hell are you making me look all stupid?" Kenny asked changing the subject.

"You are stupid fat ass," Kyle replied suddenly realizing who Kenny really was.

"You guys stop fighting so we can go talk about how to fix this," Stan interrupted them. Kyle pondered for a minute, he wanted his old body back but then again he still wanted to humiliate Cartman some more.

"I don't want to change back!" Kyle exclaimed suddenly running off before either one of them could catch him. Stan sighed and turned to Cartman.

"Well we already know that Kenny doesn't want to change back and it's pretty clear that Kyle doesn't want to change back right now either," Stan sighed.

"Yeah it's just like when we turned into girls that one time," Cartman muttered.

"So it's just the two of us again, trying to figure out how get our old bodies back," Stan said.

"Wait how did you turn back into a boy?" Stan asked remembering the cure to be able to be a boy again.

"That is a secret you will never know," Cartman replied with a smirk.