Oh ho ho a second chapter!

Sorry I'm so lazy you guys ^^;

Disneyland awaits!

I am also pretending there is a Disneyland in Colorado, so screw you.

Rated T for my dirty mouth.

And I think I have a fetish for Craig singing lol

So if you want Craig to sing a certain song in the next chapter, comment the song you want!

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Adventure: Disney Land

"Dude, let's go to Disney Land!" Kenny exclaimed. Craig raised an eyebrow.

"Ken, you are dirt ass poor, and I will not pay for your ticket," Craig said, crossing his arms. Kenny rolled his eyes and slung an arm around Butters' shoulder. He scoffed up at the sky, as if saying "Screw you God, I'm going to Disney Land." He azure eyes flashed with mischief as her replied to Craig.

"Don't worry about the money, Craig," he said slyly. Craig got the feeling Kenny had been plotting this for awhile now, and he knew the blonde boy well enough as to not argue with him when he really wanted something. Shrugging, he grabbed Tweek's hand and they walked back to the car.

"Alright Kenny, then let's go on Saturday, I'll pick you two up at six," he said, staring up his car. Tweek gave him a surprised look, but kept his mouth shut as he sipped on his thermos of coffee. Craig was also not one to be argued with, which is probably why he and Kenny got along so well. On the car ride back, Butters chatted about the upcoming date, telling Tweek about how fun Splash Mountain was, only getting a shriek out of the spastic blonde because he was afraid of the water slide. When he dropped the other two blondes off back at Kenny's shitty house, the orange clad boy leaned into Craig's window.

"Are you serious about Saturday, it's in two days," Kenny whispered, hoping Craig was serious, since Butters was already excited about taking a picture with Minnie Mouse. Craig merely flipped his friend the bird, which Kenny took as a yes. Grinning, Kenny took Butters' arm and told him they were going to ride Star Tours first.

"C-Craig?" Tweek said softly as they sat in the black haired teen's bed. Craig grunted, acknowledging his boyfriend's question while not tearing his eyes away from the latest episode of Red Racer. The sixteen year old still watched it every single day. Tweek frowned, wanting Craig to look at him when he spoke, so he paused the TV and crossed his arms, angrily. Craig smirked and turned to the blonde boy.

"Yes, love?" he said, putting on a fake accent. Tweek couldn't help but giggle, before he returned his face to a serious expression.

"Are we really going to Disney Land on Saturday? We haven't been in three years," Tweek said, looking at Craig skeptically. Craig genuinely smiled and pressed a quick kiss to the others lips. He always enjoyed how Tweek could get his way with him whenever he wanted. The twitchy boy had Craig wrapped around his fingers.

"Yes Tweek, we're going," he said, un-pausing his television. Tweek smiled slightly, secretly excited about going. After three rounds of Red Racer, Craig switched off the TV and slide under the covers, pulling Tweek onto his chest. He was dozing off to sleep when Tweek jolted. "Wh-what?" Craig asked sleepily, looking down at his green eyed lover. Tweek shivered and his eyes widened.

"Did you hear that Craig?! What if there's someone here! OH GOD WHAT IF THEY'VE COME TO KILL US AND THEY'RE WAITING UNTIL WE FALL ASLEEP TO STRIKE AND IF WE SLEEP WE'LL WAKE UP DEAD OH JESUS!" Tweek shrieked, as they heard another loud noise, then a parade of laughter. Craig remembered that his sister Ruby was having a sleepover tonight. Dammit, now Tweek would never lay still. He rubbed Tweek's back and shushed him softly.

"Want me to sing to you again?" Craig asked, kissing the blonde's forehead. Tweek nodded and pressed his face into Craig's chest, breathing deeply. Craig scanned his brain for a song. He remembered one he'd heard on the show Scrubs, which had actually almost made him cry, and think about Tweek. Smiling softly, he ran his fingers through Tweek's unruly hair and began to sing to him.

"Love of mine, someday you will die," Tweek twitched at this, but relaxed once again as Craig continued on, "But I'll be close behind. I'll follow you into the dark. No blinding light, or tunnels to gates of white, just our hands clasped so tight, waiting for a hint of a spark. If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs. If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, I'll follow you into the dark."

Craig stopped for a second and realized Tweek was asleep. He kissed the top of his head and dozed off beside him, dreaming of Disney Land, and the song still playing in his head.

"Whoo!" Kenny shouted, raising his arms above his head in triumph. They were finally inside after hours of waiting. Young children ran around them, cotton candy and churros laden in their arms. Craig smirked and pulled Tweek closer to him. Tweek was having a panic attack because the children where screaming loudly and bumping into him, but relaxed as Craig's arm tightened around him.

"Splash Mountain! Splash Mountain!" Butters and Kenny chanted in unison. Craig nodded as the made their way to Adventure Land. They stood in line for a few more hours, finally reaching the front. Craig shoved Tweek into the front seat and sat behind him, wrapping his arms around his skinny waist. Tweek screamed as the slowly floated toward the mountain. He was sobbing by the time they were going up the ramp for the big drop.

"Oh my god Craig! They're going to kill the bunny!" Tweek cried, pointing a shaky finger at the shadow of the wolf going toward the little rabbit. Craig smiled and hung onto Tweek as they reached the top of the climb. Tweek reminded Craig of a wet kitten after they got off the ride. They rode Big Thunder Mountain, Space Mountain, and Peter Pan (after Butters had demanded it) then boarded the trams to go home.

Tweek fell asleep on Craig's shoulder again, and he thought of the next adventure they should go on.

Sky diving sounded like a very good idea to Craig at the moment.

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Lazy Lazy Lazy

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