Author Notes: Sometimes, staying up late until the wee hours of the mornings, I get a little crazy and I write crazy stuff and so I wrote this. Yes, I was actually reading a fanfic when I was writing this. It's called "Love Gone" By Jess299. It's a great story, but it made me hate Jacob even more than I already do. I know the Cullens normally wont live in an apartment, but they needed to for the sake of this fic! The italics are there to be able to tell its the girl's next door speaking. Oh, before I forget, a big thanks to SG51169 for the help with the title!

Disclaimer: I own Twilight! I own Twilight! Well just the book and movie… but in the sense of actually owning it… I don't.

Fan Girl on the Other Side of the
Carlisle's Point of View.

Apartment life was humorous sometimes, especially listening to the neighbor girl reading fanfics about us. She insulted each of us when she felt like we had done something she didn't like and she would say something comforting when we needed the comfort. Right now, she was insulting Edward.

"Stupid, stupid Edward." She muttered as she read the story, displeased that he would cheat on Bella with Tanya. Oh the things people write about us. "I ought to bash his stupid vampire head in." Emmett laughed at Edward.

"I would love to see that." He howled as Edward growled. The girl moved on with her mumbling as she read. I bet she would be quite embarrassed to know that she was being listened to by the vampires she very much adored.

"Why can't Jacob just die already?" We snickered at the last comment she made, though Esme scolded us and Bella frowned. "Oh I hate that mutt. Go Team Cullen!" She whispered-shout since it was almost 3 am and her psychotic family was sleeping.

Jasper told us that night time was the only time she could really feel relaxed.

"Ah she's taking a quick break from reading." Edward said quietly. "She's going to the bathroom…" we played a quick game on the Wii.

"…and she's back." Edward said after a few moments. "and she's continuing reading. She's not happy at all about Bella being with Jacob." He smirked happily and wrapped his arms around Bella, pulling her close, kissing her head.

"She's Team Cullen. Of course she wont like the mutt." Rosalie said. "Anyone who doesn't like the mutt is good in my book."

"This girl is annoying me, wanting to have Jake die. What did Jake ever do to her?" Renesmee said, frowning, but the rest of us were laughing.

"Good Edward, have a bloody mountain lion shake." She murmured happily. We laughed and then Edward sighed.

"She went to bed, all warm and snuggly in her three blankets." He informed us and left the girl's thoughts alone.

"It's apparent," I said quietly. "That the girl likes us."

"Thank you Dr. Obvious." Emmett said to me as he played Mario Kart Wii against me, I knocked him off the edge and laughed.

The End.