Author Notes: This one shot is turning into a chapter fic, lol. At least it's more relaxed than Growing Pains. Anyways, in every chapter, I will post the fanfics I was reading while writing. I really do think or mutter all the things the neighbor girl does. That's all she'll be known as. Sure, they would know her name, but it takes away the mystery of it all!
In this chapter I read and muttered about:
I thought of You - Terez
Reunited - Jessaya-lurves-twilight
Chapter Two
Edward's Point of View
The girl next door was giggling as we came in from hunting. I decided to take a peak in her mind and found she had just finished reading a rather funny story involving Emmett and Bella, I chuckled a bit and plopped down on the couch, pulling Bella in my lap and kissed her neck.
"So, are we going to listen to the Neighbor Girl mutter about us?" Emmett asked as he settled on the chair.
"I think so." I replied "She's getting tired though, so we probably won't hear too much." Emmett groaned. He enjoyed hearing the girl next door mutter about us. "She's also isn't feeling too well. She's also having trouble finding a good story to read. She's extremely picky." She finally found a story about Jasper and Alice.
"Aw, Jazzy bought Alice a sunflower!" She sighed happily. "I love them. I wish Alice was my sister. I'd let her take me shopping…"
Alice held back a squeal. She wished that she could go over and take the fan girl shopping. No one, but Rosalie, ever wanted to go shopping with Alice.
It was evening time. The girl didn't nap, but had been reading, took a bath and played Wii. Now she was reading fanfiction again. I gathered my family, minus Carlisle, who was at work, to listen to her mutterings.
"I don't think the Volturi got a lot of hugs growing up." She muttered, giggling as she pictured Aro getting hugs with a disgusted look on his face. I started to laugh and my family looked at me.
"She pictured Aro getting hugs. Aro looked rather disgusted." I explained. Emmett laughed the loudest, his voice booming. It startled the neighbor girl.
"Hush, Emmett." Esme scolded as the girl's heartbeats went back to normal. She wasn't really muttering much. She's more exciting when it's the middle of the night. I sighed.
"Mmm, Jasper… so cute." She murmured. Jasper ducked his head down. It was silent for a while before she finally whispered. "Oh no! A cliffhanger, gosh-diddly-darn it!" We sighed long with her. We all hated cliffhangers.
We heard the computer being shut down and rustling of the blankets. She was headed off to sleep, which left us with nothing to do besides play video games.
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End Notes: Sorry this chapter is on the lame side. I haven't been feeling well lately and my humor is suffering from it. Review please?
