Author Notes: This was hard. I started it and restarted it and didn't know what to write about. Finally I just wrote and came up with this. Emmett is usually the easiest to write about but I had a hard time this time, so with that said, I'm taking a week off from writing. I desperately need this. I've been writing nonstop since September and I punched out 13 Twilight fanfictions in that time. So I deserve this break. So the next update wont be until sometime next week.
Fanfics used in this:
Punk'd - SG51169
Chapter Four
Emmett's Point of View
"I'm gonna re-read Punk'd." The girl murmured softly. I glanced at Eddie-boy and heard him growl and I smiled.
We sat back to listen to the neighbor girl's mumblings about us. I wonder what she would say. I hope it's a good story. I wish I could read minds.
"It's not all great, Emmett." Edward said. "There are a lot of dirty minded people out there and you wouldn't like what people actually thought of you." He smirked.
"Oh no, Edward Cullen is in a bad mood. Everyone better run for the hills." The fangirl giggled as she read, I laughed along with her, more quietly. Apparently, my loud, booming laugh startles her too much, which is quite funny when a human is startled. "Oh Emmett, how dare you hurt Bella, even unintentionally."
I froze, the smile gone. This cannot be good. I felt worried and my playful nature seemed to have disappeared. Edward glared at me. "Maybe it's not bad." I chuckled nervously. "Lets just listen." in the words of Obi-Wan Kenobi, I have a bad feeling about this.
"Stop making fun of Edward for wanting to… wait until marriage, Emmett." The neighbor scolded and I snickered. 'Possessive enough, Edward? Well, I guess since Bella is in the emergency room…again… Ha! I bet she has me beat!"
We waited for more murmuring. It seems that she was multi-tasking and trying to stay awake. "Oh your brave Bella! How sweet. I hope she knows you kiss her in her sleep. I wonder what else you do…" Bella glanced at Edward with raised brow and I laughed. Edward just kissed her and held her close in his lap.
The girl continued to read.
"Emmett!" Edward shouted at me, suddenly. "How dare you prank my Bella while she's asleep." I shrunk back.
"Poor Bella not having fun at all." The neighbor girl whispered and sighed. "Of course she IS Bella and tripping over her own two feet is normal. As is falling down the stairs…poor Bella thinking she broke her bum and no Edward to sooth the pain."
"Ow, ow, ow, Edward stop!" I said as he whacked me endlessly across the head. He delivered one final slap which was so hard it caused me to lurch forward and I would've gone flying if it weren't for Rosalie holding me.
"Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, you'll stop hitting your brother right this instant." Esme said in her "don't mess with me" motherly voice. Edward sat back and held Bella, looking shamefaced. "Apologize to him now."
"Sorry Emmett." He said as I rubbed my head out of effect. There was laughter both from the neighbor girl and from Edward at that moment, ruining Edward's apology.
"Alice just served you a can of whoop ass, Em. You're right, your sister owned you now." She giggled then frowned. "Don't cry Emmett, go eat an irritable grizzly. It'll make you feel better."
I didn't say anything as my family laughed at me and hung my head as I covered it with my hand waiting for anymore hits to the head either from Rosie or Edward, but none came and that just caused them to laugh even more.
Alice stopped looking, "Neighbor girl can hear us laugh, she just glanced at the wall." We quieted down. "I wanna go shopping. Come on Emmett, for the treatment of Bella in the fanfic, you're going to really be my whipping boy and carry all my bags." I groaned and got up.
You just can't say no to Alice.
End notes: I don't think this was as funny as the last, but I have more funnier chapters planned so just stay tuned until next week sometime, where I am hopefully feeling refreshed from a writing break. Hopefully after my break, I'll get my funny back.
Edited on April 17, 2012 to fix it up and italicize the fangirl's mumblings, which I forgot to do in the original chapter four.
