Author Notes: Well here is the next chapter! I don't know if It's great, but I tried. I'm also working on a few other stories, one of them has to do with SG51169's Punk'd fanfic so I suggest reading that one :D

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Chapter Five
Alice's Point Of View

I loved the neighbor girl. I wish I could take her shopping with me! She even said she'd want to go shopping with me. The only ones who enjoyed shopping as much as me as Rosalie. Sometimes Esme would come along but she didn't like it as much as me unless she was looking for things to refurbish.

I sat down in Jasper's lap and laid my head against his chest. I loved my Jasper. I wondered when the fangirl would read again. She hadn't been reading for a few days now. Ah, she decided! YAY!! I sat up and called my family around. They were all here today seeing as it was Carlisle's day off.

"It's story time!" I cheered. "Edward, what's she reading today?" He was quiet for a few moments.

"Wow!" the neighbor girl said. "That was a waste of 30 seconds of my life! New story!"

"It wasn't worth mentioning." Edward said, agreeing with the neighbor girl.

"And all this time I thought it was about them drinking human blood." She muttered. "But noo, Alice and Rosalie had to lock themselves in the bathroom staring at themselves in the mirror. I'd expect this from Rosalie but not Alice. Besides The only thing I didn't like was that vampires were accepted by humans! It takes away the mythical-ness of it all! Oh well. It was still funny."

Rose and I giggled as we pulled out mirrors from our purses and started to stare at each other, sighing and teasing our husbands as we gave them seductive looks. They growled and we laughed. Edward just rolled his eyes.

"She found a different fic…" Edward suddenly glared at Jasper and I. Oh dear… what have we done. "Bella and I aren't corny!" You know, I really had to ponder about that.

"Whatever she is reading I'm going to have to agree with the story." Jasper said and went back to stroking Alice's hair.

Now the neighbor girl was laughing hysterically. We all heard her trying to catch her breath and sniffle, wiping away her tears. "That was funny. I love Jazz, he's so silly when he's relaxed."

Jasper nuzzled his head in my hair, though we all knew he was slightly embarrassed. I grinned and patted his hand, bringing it up and kissing it.

"Oh, she's doing three today." Edward smirked and I giggled. Sometimes it was as if I could read my brother's mind we were so in tuned to each other. "This time it's about Carlisle." Our father straightened up to pay attention.

"Hmm, looks like he can't get the attention of a nurse." She said aloud, almost in a musing voice. Carlisle groaned and we all giggled. I bounced over and hugged him. He patted my head and Edward laughed out loud at something.

"If only we could be so lucky, Carlisle." He was apparently replying to something Carlisle said in his mind. "But we have Jasper to keep her calmed down." I growled playfully and bounced back over to my husband.

"The nurses just made a bet! One thinks Carlisle is married and the other things he's single or either gay." We all cracked up. Even Esme was laughing. "And now enter Esme. By the way, guys, A…the neighbor girl read this before." We caught the slip.

"Haha! They wont let Esme say Carlisle!" The girl was laughing her own human butt off now, but quieted. Her attention was diverted to the TV. "So… what happened? Did he die or pass out?" She inquired to her father.

"Dead." Her father said and said something else but her attention went back to the story.

"He he he he… Just found out she's his wife. And what a lovely wife she is. Too bad I can't be his wife! Oh well… doctors are sort of creepy anyways. Well.. Second to dentists." The neighbor girl whimpered at the thought of dentists it seemed. I glanced at my husband.

"Hey! We're not creepy!" Carlisle protested, chuckling.

"A wave of fear went through her when she said dentist." Jasper said. "Seems like she's afraid of them.

"Well… I'll have to continue this later. Off to the store! Caffeine here I come! MUWAHAHAH!"

I laughed and glanced at Jasper. "She's going to be hyper tonight. Want to go hunting?" He nodded eagerly and jumped up. We left for the night.

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End Notes: I don't know why, but I had trouble writing this chapter. I do know however that there are only five chapters left, but I only have four more to write. Hope you enjoy this and yes, I'm back to writing. I have a four day weekend! Yay!