Author notes: Second to Last Chapter! :D Hope you enjoy this. I don't remember one of the fanfics I read while writing this.

Fanfic read:
The Trouble with Vampire Boyfriends and Small Cats
- jrose452

Chapter Nine
Edward's Point of view

Living next to her hadn't been so bad, except for when she would read x-rated stories about Carlisle and Esme or when she and her sister would argue, or when she'd PMS and drive Jasper into a most hilarious emotional wreck.

It's a shame we were moving soon. We "kids" had ganged up on Carlisle and Esme and demanded we move either back to Forks, Alaska or somewhere back east. Perhaps I could brush up on my medical knowledge.

We all sat in the "main apartment" as we called Carlisle and Esme's place since we all hung out there despite the fact that Bella and I had our own.

What to read? Ew Jacob, I hate him. It's a shame he can't meet a unfortunate death. It was a shame. I hated the fact that the mutt imprinted on my little girl. I listened in on her thoughts for a while. Hmm…

"Hey guys, she's thinking of reading more fanfics." I informed my family. It was one of our favorite past-times to listen to her. We perked up.

"Why doesn't she read any about me?" Jake complained.

"Because she doesn't like you, Mutt." Rosalie told him. Jacob pouted and Esme rubbed his back comfortingly.

Oh! I love this story. Hehe.

"It's time." I said, stealing Alice's line. She scowled at me and I laughed.

"Ew, I don't need to know Carlisle's plans of seducing Esme. Hmm, I wonder if he's the dominate or submissive one in bed. Just imagine Esme wearing black leather and a whip in hand."

Everyone in the room shuddered and I was glad Nessie was asleep. Emmett glanced up and looked at our parents.

"So…are you submissive?" He asked nonchalantly. Rosalie smacked his head. "Ow…damn-it woman would you quit that? You don't see me hitting you! I'm tired of being smacked around! I'm not a punching bag!" Wow. Finally, he says what's truly on his mind. He rubbed his head. Rosalie looked incredulous.

"I'm sorry." She murmured, feeling quite bad now.

"Aw, don't worry about it babe." Emmett pulled her in his lap and kissed her forehead. "I'm not mad. Can't ever be mad at you." We rolled our eyes. Though I knew he was still mad in his mind, I knew he didn't want Rosalie to feel bad.

Edward! How dare you eat Bella's cat! The girl thought, scolded me suddenly, but the seriousness of it was lacked due to her stifled giggles. "Haha, Carlisle called Edward a dumbass."

"Why would I do that?" Carlisle asked, confused.

"Edward, why did you eat Bella's kitty?" The fangirl asked and Carlisle's mouth went into the shape of an "O". Everyone glared at me. "You're screwed…"

And… I was. Even if it was just a story, my brothers would never let me forget it. They were laughing at me now and Bella was giving me the death glare she had perfected since changing into a vampire.

"Aw, Bella-Bells, don't glare at me like that" I whispered in her ear and stood up taking her hand. I looked at Carlisle and Esme. "Can Renesmee stay here tonight?"

"Of course, son." Carlisle smiled and I left with Bella.

Ahh…I think I'll read a Bella and Edward lemon…

I chuckled and took Bella to our apartment.

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