A/N: Uh...yeah. Just a bit of warning, lots of profanity and a hint of citrus in this chapter. That is all.C10
"Sasuke! Saaaasuke!"
Cell phone still in hand since when she had last saw him leave ten minutes ago, his dark eyes turned in her direction in response to the calling of his name. Walking over with an incredulous look on his face, he pushed his way through the crowd of people and demanded, "What the hell are you doing?"
"I…I…" She burped loudly and giggled, holding up her shot glass. "I'm doing vodka shots." Swirling what little liquid was in it, she jerked her arms in front of her at the boy sitting across the low coffee table from her, a look of determination set upon his face. In a whisper that was much too loud, Hinata pulled Sasuke down by the hand to sit on the floor clumsily next to her and hissed, "I'm beating him."
"Fuck, Hinata, I told you not to do anything stupid. It's been, what, ten minutes since I've left?" Sasuke growled and tried reaching for the glass in her hand.
"Stop it! Get your own drink!" Hinata whined and pulled away. "I'm winning, I never…I never win at anything!"
"Drink! Drink! Drink!" The crowd around them cheered, egging on both the highly inebriated teenagers.
"Okay!" Hinata chirped and downed the drink in one go, reaching across the table to grab the bottle of vodka from the boy who was spluttering and groaning quietly. "Next one!" She poured herself far too much into the small glass unsteadily, raising the glass, ready to toss it back.
"No." Sasuke reprimanded and removed the glass swiftly from her hand. "How many have you had?"
"Sasuke!" Hinata moaned and threw herself at him in an attempt to snatch the glass from him. "Sasuke, I want it baaaack!" She climbed into his lap and leaned across him, her chest placed flat against his as her arm extended to try and take the glass back.
"How many have you had?" Sasuke demanded again, this time his voice sterner.
"That was…that was five. I think." Her look of desperation dropped to one of confused contemplation.
"You're going to be so fucked in the morning." With that, he stretched his neck back and downed the vodka quickly, coughing lightly as he put back down the glass. "Now you can't have it."
"Sasuke!" Hinata gasped, horrified. "Sasuke, now I have to face you? That's…that's not fair! I have…no you have…wait, who has the--the head start here?"
"No. You're not facing anyone in any drinking games." Sasuke pulled her up onto her feet and began walking her away from the table. "Let's go."
"Hey! Asshole! What're you doing?" The boy who had been her opponent slurred with closed angry eyes and slammed his glass on the table. "I…I was beating…her. I was having a contest."
"Shut the fuck up." Sasuke snarled and continued to guide a stumbling Hinata away.
"Sasuke…it's so loud…" Hinata moaned and pressed her face into his shoulder. "I think--I think I'm going deaf…"
"You're not going deaf." Sasuke sighed and pulled her up by the waist so as to stop her from collapsing. "I told you not to drink so fast…doing shots of vodka was probably exactly opposite of what I asked of you."
"I'm sorry, Sasuke." Hinata apologized. "I'm really sorry. I'm sorry that I did that. Please--please don't be mad at me." She whimpered into his shoulder again, "It's really loud."
"Well, c'mon. We'll find you somewhere quieter." He led them up the stairs with only slight difficulties on Hinata's behalf into a large and roomy bedroom. It seemed comfortable and homey, a vanity mirror set to one side next to a wide window, a door to what must've been the ensuite bathroom to the other side, a large king sized against the wall, two very drunk teenagers with their shirts off making out on top of the comforter…
"Get out." Sasuke snarled at the two who jerked up and fell off the bed awkwardly.
"What the hell--" One of them slurred before eyes widening to large saucer sizes. "Shit. C'mon," He yanked the rag doll of a girl up by her elbow. "It's Sasuke Uchiha. He almost killed that one kid, Naruto before." He hissed the last part and practically tossed the girl out, him following closely behind.
"Ahaha, that guy's being--he's being silly." Hinata giggled and wrapped her arms around a suddenly stiffened Sasuke. "You'd never kill Naruto. He's your best friend."
"At one point he wasn't." Sasuke pointed out mildly and led her over to gently place her down on the bed. "You okay?"
Hinata giggled again and threw her arms once more around his waist this time, causing Sasuke to fall forwards over top of her, his body weight nearly crushing her. "Those guys almost had sex." She looked up solemnly at Sasuke and wriggled beneath him in order to get some breathing space. "Have you had sex before, Sasuke?"
"Don't--don't do that." Sasuke hissed and pressed one hand down against her hip to keep her still, and used the other to prop himself up with his elbow. "And I'm not telling you the answer to that."
"But we're friends!" Hinata insisted and tightened her hug around his waist. "We're not best friends. I promised that we wouldn't be after all. And friends tell--they tell each other stuff!"
"Hinata," Sasuke groaned and closed his eyes. "Fine. You tell me something, and I'll tell you, okay?"
"Okay." Hinata grinned and chirped. "I've never gone anywhere with anyone! Like…first base…second base…homerun…I don't think I've even--even made it up to bat!" Her eyes grew huge as she nodded vigorously. "Really. I've never ever ever ever kissed a boy before."
"Really now?" He asked wryly and chuckled.
"Don't laaaugh." Hinata moaned and grabbed the front of his shirt to cover her face. "I've never kissed a boy…" She looked up and cocked her head. "How do you kiss?"
"What?" He asked slightly startled.
"Like…what's the…the technique to it? In theory, you just…uh…you just press your lips together, right? But…but you don't--you don't actually pucker, do you?" She demonstrated by doing just that, and really, only ending up looking like a desperate fish.
"Uh, I don't know." Sasuke shrugged uncomfortably. "I guess….you sorta tilt your head--usually to the right--so your noses don't bump, and sorta…latch onto their top or bottom lip? Fuck." He scratched the back of his neck and dropped his head. "This is weird, Hinata. I don't know how to explain it."
"Shooow me!" Hinata insisted and tugged on his shirt, stretching it out probably beyond repair. "Show me how! We're friends, right? So it doesn't…it doesn't even matter." She determined resolutely.
"Hinata," Sasuke pleaded as she reached up to cup his face in her hands. "Listen, you are insanely drunk. I really don't think that this is a good idea. At all. I'm a little tipsy too, and by god neither of us will forgive me in the morning if I take advantage of you."
"No, no!" She insisted and pulled him close enough by the face that he could taste the vodka in her breath in the air he breathed. "Come on! I'm seventeen and…and I've never been kissed before! And that's suuuper pathetic." She murmured quietly almost as an after thought, "Please?"
With a look of extreme uncertainty on his face, Sasuke nodded and murmured, "Fine." Angling his head to the right, he continued to kiss her in exactly the same way as he told her how. The tingles that were sent all the way down to her toes made her gasp against his mouth and arch up beneath him, her fingers digging into his cheeks.
"Okay, that's done." Sasuke panted and pressed his face against her neck. "…That's done."
"Noooo," Hinata moaned and tugged lightly at his head. "Moooore…."
"Hinata, I can't--"
"Is it because I'm not pretty like…like Sakura?" She bit her lip and knitted her eyebrows together. "I'm sorry. I just made you kiss an ugly--an ugly girl. I made you kiss an ugly bad kisser. You were really good. You're a really good kisser." She whispered conspiratorially.
"Hinata, let's get one thing straight." He propped himself up on both elbows and stared down at her seriously. "Sakura's hot, yes. But tonight you look…you look really gorgeous, okay? Not that I'm saying you aren't usually…but you look especially…pretty tonight. Also, for your first ever kiss, I'm going to go out on a limb and say you definitely weren't bad."
"Sasuke!" Hinata giggled and flung her arms around his neck, pulling him back down with an "Oof." and squealed, "Sasuke, you're so silly and you're so nice and I'm really glad that you're my friend and you were my first kiss! Can we keep doing it now? I mean…I mean that can't be all there is to kissing."
"Well, of course not…that's just sorta…uh, the bare basics."
"Teach me more!" Hinata insisted and snatched his collar to bring his face towards hers in another kiss. Curiously, she lightly bit his bottom lip and scraped her teeth against it, earning a groan from Sasuke that made her stomach feel like liquid. Licking her lips, Hinata murmured, "That was okay? I'm sorta--I'm sorta…adlibbing here."
"That was--that was good." He buried his head into her floral scented hair. "But Hinata, you're going to regret this. You're going to regret kissing your supervisor at work, you're going to regret kissing that asshole kid at school, and you're really going to regret kissing your friend like this. If you regret this, I'm going to regret this."
"Ha ha, don't be silly, Sasuke!" She threaded her fingers through his hair. "I've never kissed Obito, or--or Sai, or Kiba, or Shino!" She blinked at his wry smile before murmuring. "Oh. You meant yourself. But…but people kiss their bosses all the time, right? And…and you're definitely not an asshole, you're one of the nicest people I know! You give me…you give me rides at night all the time! And--and it's even better that you're my friend!"
"I don't know if I honestly want to fight this anymore." Sasuke admitted in defeat and began trailing kisses from the bottom of her neck, giving the occasional nibble and lick.
"Ah," She gasped and squirmed. She felt like she was on fire. Just as Sasuke began biting her earlobe, she gave a low moan of appreciation. "Sas…Sasuke…you're a really…you're a really great teacher. I wanna try."
"Try what--oh." He hissed as she nipped at his jawbone and licked her way down his throat, pausing to only to lightly bite his Adam's apple. He groaned and fisted her hair, pulling her back up for a kiss much more intense and heated than any one initiated thus far. When it got to the point where he had parted her lips with surprising gentleness and swept his tongue through her mouth, Hinata clutched at him almost desperately and scraped her fingernails down his back.
"Don't, just don't" He panted between kisses. "Don't let me get too," He bit back another groan as Hinata tugged at his lip again with her teeth. "Too carried away."
"How carried away is carried away?" She asked almost innocently and leaned up against him to bring herself back to his mouth.
"Hinata--"
Both were startled and nearly fell off the bed as the door slammed open, revealing another pair of drunk looking teenagers and leaving both of them with a backwards sense of déjà vu. Wiping the back of her mouth and peeking over Sasuke shoulder, Hinata chimed, "Who's--who's there?"
"Hey, get out--Hinata?" Naruto blinked in surprise and almost dropped the swaying Sakura clinging to him in his surprise. "What are you…"
"Oh…Naruto…" She sunk back behind Sasuke's shoulder and murmured into his neck, "Make him go awaaaay."
"Hey, fuck off, Naruto." Sasuke snarled and raised himself off of Hinata, pulling her up too so that she was still sheltered against his chest. Gratefully, Hinata leaned her weight against him and clutched the side of his shirt with fisted hands.
"What the hell, Sasuke? You're taking advantage of an obviously drunk girl? A drunk Hinata? That's low." Naruto snapped back and wrapped both arms around Sakura's waist as she mumbled incoherently into his chest. "She's a good girl, she doesn't deserve that."
"What the fuck? I'm taking advantage of a drunk girl? What the hell are you doing then?" Sasuke yelled back and waved an arm at the nearly passed out pink haired girl in Naruto's arms.
"I'm not taking advantage of her! She said her head was hurting, so I tried bringing her somewhere quiet--"
"Shuuut up, Naruto." Hinata moaned and glared at him, tearing her head away from Sasuke's exceptionally warm and comforting chest. "I'm taking advantage…advantage of Sasuke. He's my best friend." Slapping a hand on her mouth, Hinata shook her head vigorously. "I lied! I lied! He's--he's not my best friend!" She turned to Sasuke ( who was still glaring daggers at Naruto) and whispered urgently. "I promise I'm not your best friend! I promise! And I'm not drunk. I only had…had six…no…five. I only had…I only had five." She glared back at Naruto.
"I really don't think--" Naruto began again before getting cut off once more by an angry Hinata.
"No. You're an asshole. I don't have to…have to listen to you!" She flung a finger out accusingly at Naruto, almost stabbing Sasuke in the throat in the process. "You were supposed to be my date, but then you went off to--to make out with Sakura and left me to almost--I think I was almost--almost raped by check stand boy!"
"What? Hinata--oh." Naruto shrunk back slightly and looked at her with almost…pity. "Hinata…I only meant for you to be a friendly date…I'm sorry if I came off different, but--"
"No, fuck you." Hinata drawled and got up unsteadily off the bed and stumbled over to him to grip his face with one hand. "You better…you better fuck off, because I--I hate you."
"Don't--"
"Fuuuuck off. Fuck off. Fuck ooooff." Hinata chanted and began pushing him out. "Go have sex with…with your drunk girlfriend somewhere else." With that, she slammed the door with a dramatic spin before grinning at Sasuke. "I've…I've never said fuck that many times in my life before! I…I don't think…I don't think I've ever said fuck! Are you proud?" She smiled up expectantly.
Getting off the bed with much more grace that Hinata did, Sasuke ruffled her hair and gave a half grin back. "That was…really badass. I am proud."
"Yay." She grinned and looped her arms around him for a hug before whispering, "I think…I think I might have been telling the truth about being best friends…you…you're really great." With out warning, she slipped out of his arms and fell onto the floor onto her hands and knees, groaning lowly.
"Shit. Hinata, are you okay?" He crouched down immediately beside her and lifted her bangs to peer at her agony filled eyes.
"My stomach…" She groaned and clutched at it desperately.
"Fuck. Bathroom. Now." He pulled her up and dragged her quickly to the connected bathroom where Hinata barely made it to the toilet to vomit loudly into the bowl.
"Sasuke…" She moaned and looked up momentarily. "Sasuke, I think…I think I'm drunk."
Gathering her long hair back up in his hands, Sasuke merely sighed and agreed, "Yeah. I think you are too."
"I don't like it." She whined and retched yet again into the bowl, flinging one arm around the seat and the other clutched her stomach. "My face…my face…is near ass."
Unable to contain it, Sasuke gave a dry laugh and patted her back soothingly. "I know. It sucks. A lot. But if you fucking listened to me earlier, you wouldn't have to be here."
"Sorry." She mumbled and lifted a strand of hair that had chunks of vomit clinging onto it away from her face. "Hey…hey, Sasuke?"
"Yeah?" He glanced up at the counter next to them and snatched the stray hair elastic lying there to tie up Hinata's hair clumsily with.
"You…you never answered…answered my question. Have you had…sex before?" She gratefully leaned against the bowl for support feeling the nausea and pain rush over her like a drowning wave.
"You want to know this now?"
"Yeah…yeah…" She nodded sleepily before diving back into the toilet for another round of what looked to be bile this time.
"Fuck. Yes. Twice. Once when I was drunker than you are now with a girl I don't even remember, and another time when I went to a conference with Itachi and there was some woman at least twenty years older than me who was a way better teacher than I was for you. Happy?" He asked and pushed the bangs away from her face.
"No…" She replied back in a groan.
"Well, neither am I." He snorted and leaned back against the bathtub.
"Sasuke," She lifted the hair from her face and blinked blearily. "I'm sorry…I'm sorry for doing really…being really dumb tonight."
With an almost pained expression, Sasuke sighed and lifted his head up to stare at the ceiling, murmuring. "Me too."
