I've had lovely reviwes and so I decided to speed up the updates. Please enjoy. =]

Warning: Chapter rated M for explicit sexual content between two males. Please, I don't want to get flames for this, so have my warning in mind when you start your reading. If you are uncomfortable with this, jump the scene with the '- Lemon Warning -'. Thak you! =]


Sasuke felt something furry tickle his nose bringing him back from the peaceful limbo. He frowned and turned to the other side. It was too early to be waking up. It was still dark outside. The ticklish thing didn't give up, though, and came back ready for a fight. However, he, Uchiha Sasuke, was stronger. But of course, as the last time he said that, the same blond disaster proved him how weak he actually was.

Reluctantly, he opened his eyes only to face a blinding grin. Still sleepy, he brought his arms to encircle the other's neck and pulled him in leisurely for a hug. He nuzzled the tan skin and snuggled closer. It wasn't ready to get up yet. He hadn't sleep so well in ages. He actually rested. Which wasn't a good thing because they were ninjas and on a mission on top of that, but what Tsunade doesn't know, can't hurt.

"You know, S'suke, for someone who always gets up at wee hours in the morning, you sure slept in today." - Naruto said to his half asleep lover, who was spooning against him, ready to retake his sleep. – "It's almost noon."

With just that said raven sat up straight, taking in his surroundings. Of course it's still dark, they were at world's end; when the sun shines here it's party day. On the bright side, the blond hadn't destroyed the house while he was alone. He had even tidied it up a little. Surprisingly enough, he smelled something good coming from the kitchen.

"Did you cook?" – he asked, running a hand trough his hair to make it look at least decent.

"Of course not, I prize my life…" - and then after seemingly thinking about it, he added. – "… and yours."

"Oh, how nice, you even had to think about it, is it?" – and grabbed the blond, shifting their positions, trapping him under his taller body. The smaller teen fought half-heartedly and Sasuke brought his mouth to the other's neck, blowing raspberries. Naruto giggled.

"I asked Maria where I could buy take out." – the avenger looked at him, shocked and disgusted. – "Don't worry, it's from a restaurant." – Sasuke hadn't seemed relieved. Naruto rolled his eyes. – "It's home made food, S'suke."

The raven ignored his obsession with clean and healthy food, and went for a shower.

"Put the wards around the house, 'cause we need to discuss something."

"Already done." – the jinchiruuki said, distractedly, while making the bed, turning it back to a sofa. He then sat and turned the television on.

When Sasuke got out of the bathroom, he set the table and called Naruto for lunch. While they were eating, the two jounins started to discuss their mission.

"No." – it was the Uchiha categorical answer, after the blond exposed his plan.

"You are being a prick, Teme." – Naruto retorted. – "It's a great idea, believe it. I want to get this done and go home."

"Why, baby, homesick?" – the raven taunted.

"Look, bastard, this is serious." – Sasuke got a little flushed at being lectured by the other, but nodded nonetheless and returned to his professional character.

"I still won't do it."

"I just knew you were going to act like that. Tell me what's wrong with henge as a woman to infiltrate?"

"The obvious fact that I have to henge as a woman. It's humiliating."

"You think that all the missions are pure fighting and stealth skills? You sometimes have to do things you don't like. What if you had to seduce someone? It's still your job!" – the blond was right of course, but Sasuke wasn't willing to give him the victory just yet.

"Are you telling me that you have done it?" – he was just trying to stall, but seeing the Naruto's hesitation, Sasuke got really interested. – "So?"

"Well, yes, of course." – he averted his gaze." – "Sometimes as a woman, sometimes as a man. They never touched me though." - The blond looked up at Sasuke, and the raven could see clearly the fear of deception in blue eyes. The raven sighed. He had just lost the argument.

"As you said, it's our job. In the end, you are still mine." – he smiled reassuringly.

"Does that mean you are up for the plan?" – Sasuke nodded. –"Yay! I will ask Sayo to introduce us. I also have to ask baa-chan for women clothes."

The blond was now talking more to himself than to Sasuke. He did some hand signs and a small toad appeared in the kitchen. The raven twisted his nose in disapproval.

"What now, kid?"

The jounin asked him to request Tsunade to send them women clothes and identifications and to update her on the mission status.

He then produced two shadow clones and made them perform Sexy no Jutsu, and one of them henge as a female version of Sasuke. The raven didn't like to see himself that way, not even one bit. He sent them talk to Maria and Sayo and to ask for a job. Hopefully they would send the boys-turned-girls to Hikari Mansion.

"We'll have to check-out and reappear as girls." – Sasuke said after they started to clean the table. – "When the clones come back, we'll draw a strategic plan to act inside the house, okay?"

And so they did. Well, the clones didn't actually returned, they just dispelled after their objective was completed, their memories passing to Naruto, who told Sasuke the things went as planned.

Sasuke went to the kitchen table and unwrapped one blank scroll and started to draw schemes. He was so focused, he didn't notice when Naruto went to fetch chips in the cabinets and started to ingest them very noisily. The raven eventually called Naruto to hear his opinion.

"This is what I came up with. There are still some flaws, but I'm counting on you to solve them with me."

The raven started. It was always like that, Sasuke would idealize the strategy and Naruto would improvise. That's why they work well together, they completed each other flaw. Reason and emotion, strategic and improvise. Not to mention that between them, they covered four elements.

"First, we have to find a design of the Mansion, so we can be prepared in case something goes wrong." – Sasuke continued. – "Second, once in there, we should observe their habits, how many people there are, how many ninjas, and the perfect opportunity to strike. Third, we need to find a secure place to hide our weapons and have them ready."

"Well, the third point is easy. We find a hideout near the main house and I will make a seal. That way it will be safe." - the blond offered.

"You are still learning how to perform seals. Do you think you can do it?"

"I believe so. Protection ones are the easiest and require less chakra to make them work. I can make a simple but effective one."

"Good. Now how do we obtain the layout of the house? I think maybe we could design one after we infiltrate." – Sasuke questioned, while looking at his diagram with many ramifications symbolizing the things that could go wrong and an appropriate answer.

"Hokage Tower has the plans of all constructions in archive; probably the City Hall in here has them as well. We can steal them. But they will be protected, I have to warn you."

"Or we can break into the City Hall and I will use the Sharingan to memorize those plans."

"Yes. That's cool." – Naruto agreed happily. Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Okay, I think it's best to observe the City Hall, so we can find a blind spot in their safety." – the raven proposed. And he proceeded to note their recent scheming in the scroll, but he stopped with his pen mid-air. He looked at Naruto. His lover was going to like this. He loved to henge in missions, it was like a prank. The raven smirked. – "There is an abandoned house for sale in the building next to Maria's shop." – the blond seemed confused. – "If we ask for the layout of that house, as if we were buying it, we could see if they keep the schemes of the houses and where. I could summon a snake to access the building once in there."

"Oh, oh, I want that." – the blond agreed excited. – "But it's better if you conjure the snake outside, because if they have shinobi, we're toasted."

"Oh, shit!" – hearing the other curse, Naruto turned at Sasuke, alarmed. The raven looked at the jinchiruuki and explained. – "The Hikari shinobi will sense our henges. Maybe not yours, because your chakra it's not quite human, but mine they'll feel for sure." – Naruto seemed a little put out. Sasuke could almost see the wheels turning inside that blond head, until a moment later, the blond lit up and looked brightly at the other. Too lost in observing Naruto, Sasuke forgot to try and find a solution.

"I can teach you Sexy no Jutsu. It's not a henge, so once done, nobody will sense the chakra flow." – he presented, triumphantly.

Sasuke almost fainted. If it wasn't bad enough to disguise himself as a woman, now he had to become one as well. He lost the little colour his face still had. Naruto laughed, shaking his head. He knew how touchy and dramatic Sasuke got about not being in his body. Old Orochimaru trauma. He looked expectantly at his teammate. Sasuke ended up nodding.

That was when the toad from before appeared with a bag on his back. Both boys bowed their heads in appreciation and the toad left.

"Okay, activate the Sharingan." – the blond ordered. Not liking the tone, Sasuke glared a bit, but did so nonetheless. Both teens stood up and faced each other. – "Now, copy my moves." – Naruto did the hand signs and Sasuke quickly replicated them.

With twin puffs of smoke, where it used to be two boys were now two very naked girls. One taller, slender, with pale skin and smaller, softer breasts. Her hair was straight, black and was tight in a ponytail; she had onyx eyes. The other one was shorter, curvier, with big breasts and generously proportioned hips. She had blond hair pulled up in two pigtails and big, blue eyes. The girls took in each other's appearance.

"Damn, Teme! Even as a girl you're sexy as hell!" – Sasuke was surprised at such a passionate exclamation from the blond. He got a bit too satisfied with himself. – "And don't get cocky!" – the raven smirked smugly.

"You think I'm sexy?" – Naruto sighed and rolled his eyes. The bastard sure liked to be praised.

"I still prefer your usual prick self."

"Same here, except that your usual self is a dead last."

"Teme! Take tat back."

"It's true, dobe. Now let's see what our names are."

- Time lapse -

Sasuke was walking fast and with precision on the snow covered path to the City Hall. Naruto was trying his best with his shorter legs to keep up. When the avenger was this cold and meticulous, it could only mean he was angry. The blond jounin sighed. Touchy bastard.

Sasuke, on his behalf, was impossibly furious and embarrassed. You would be too if you had been made by your uke to act like the wife, when said uke got to be the husband.

When they were preparing to put into action the first part of the plan, they had decided that pretending to be a heterosexual couple would raise lesser attention. After all, how many het couples was there looking for a house? And, because he had human chakra that could be detected by appropriate pets or devices, he had to perform that awful jutsu that could only be a creation of his blond. Said blond was very manly disguised as a blond man with hazel eyes. But not Sasuke, because Sasuke was the wife!

It's not like Sasuke had labelled Naruto as the woman, not at all, because anyone that knew the blond was well aware at how untruth that would be; and he didn't plan to make the blond bottom all the time. Sasuke would take and give in an equal amount. The problem was that he was not a woman and hated feeling the breasts move and not feeling something down there. It was weird and uncomfortable.

Sasuke hated to feel such feelings because it meant that something was escaping his control, and didn't deal well with that. Sasuke was not aware of this, even though the blond was. And that's why Naruto avoided breaking the routine or change their status quo, without warning. That's why he hadn't been planning on confessing to Sasuke. The raven had many issues to solve. So did Naruto in any case.

They arrived the white building, each lost in his own thoughts.

Sasuke was planning on entering right away, but Naruto put a hand on his shoulder to prevent him from doing so. He locked their eyes and Sasuke could see resentment and a bit of disappointment. This was a powerful trigger to make him feel guilty. It's not like it was the blond's fault anyway. So, he ran a hand trough his now long hair and sighed. He glanced at the Naruto and let his emotions float free in his onyx gaze. As always, the blond read him well. Sasuke was sorry.

They interrupt their telepathic conversation to intertwine their fingers, and then entered the building.

At the entrance, the security requested some identification. They had been prepared for that, so Sasuke, using the Sharingan, made a very realistic fake id card using the ones Tsunade had sent as model. Sasuke then address the receptionist, explaining the situation.

"Okay, Itsuki-san. I will call someone to take you and your husband to the Public Construction Department."

She signalled a young woman, who nodded and took them to a shared office where many employees were working. One old woman, with brown hair made her way to them and offered them a seat in her work station.

"Tell me, what can I do for you?"

"Well, you see." – Sasuke started, his voice a tone higher than normal, while crossing his legs and waving his hair. Naruto had to make an effort not to burst out laughing in front of all this people. Feeling the tension, Sasuke glared a bit at his husband. – "My husband and I have decided to move into a small town. We are from a near-by city and just got married. We think it's best to raise our kids away from all that stress, if you know what I mean."

"I sure do, dear." – the old woman said nicely. – "Are you interested anything so far?"

"Yes, actually, we wanted to make a house of our own, so we thought that we could rebuild that old house near 'Maria's'." – Naruto put in, placing his arm around Sasuke's shoulders in an intimate gesture. It was very natural; after all they were used to each other's embrace. – "We wanted to see the original plans of the house, if it is possible." – both teens were almost holding their breaths in anticipation. Not that it showed on their faces.

"I believe so." – the brunette worker said. – "We have the schemes of all houses in the town in our archive. Just give me a minute." – it wasn't even necessary to make the snake hidden in Sasuke's jacket follow the woman, because they could see the enormous bureaus with many drawers to where she went. She returned shortly after with a file case in her hands. – "I can make you a copy, so you know what you are buying."

"Thank you very much." – Sasuke said and he even managed to smile gracefully. – "We would appreciate it."

She handed them the copy, shook hands with Naruto and Sasuke and both teens left, thanking the lady once again.. Then Sasuke remembered something.

"Oh, by the way." – he/she called the old woman once again. – "I believe that there are a lot of storms around here, possible a lot of instability in the electric systems. Do you know where we can buy a back-up system?"

"Oh, no, dear. I'm sorry." – she said.

"So, where did the City Hall got one?" – the raven insisted.

"We don't have one. Our archives even have a hand-written copy of the information, in case of electric failure."

"Oh, my, that's not good news." – Sasuke said softly, shaking his head, even thought he mean the exact opposite. Naruto was mesmerized. His teammate sure was getting in the role of a housewife. – "Well, thanks again."

Then she grabbed her husband's hand and left the building, biding the receptionist 'Good day'. They walked a bit in silence, until they were far enough and teleported themselves home from a side road.

As soon as they got behind closed doors, the blond burst out laughing. And he laughed for a long time, long enough for the vein in Sasuke's forehead start to pop as his blood pressure increased. He lost it and hit the blond in the head.

"Ouch! What was that for?" – Naruto whined.

"For making fun of me, dobe!" – the blond started to laugh again. Sasuke turned his back and dispelled the jutsu.

" 'Oh, my, that's not good news.' " – the jinchiruuki imitated, even copying Sasuke's way to wave the hair.

However, all the mockery died in his throat as he saw Sasuke take off his woman clothes and headed to the bathroom. Naruto stopped him, by grabbing his wrist. Sasuke looked back to see a shorter blond, already out of his henge, glancing at the floor with a embarrassed look on his face. That confused the raven.

"What, dobe?" – he asked, resignedly. - "I want to shower."

"Can we shower together?" – Sasuke had an epiphany. 'That's what this is about.'

"Of course, although I would prefer to do it here." – he retorted, approaching the blond and running a hand over the other's arm. Naruto swallowed hard and nodded. Sasuke smiled lovingly. Stupid, timid blond dobe.

- Lemon warning -

Tilting the other's chin up, Sasuke pressed their lips together, relishing in the sweet taste of his lover's lips. Naruto licked Sasuke's lips asking for entrance, the raven open his mouth and the other pushed his tongue in, coiling it against Sasuke's. The raven, only in his pants, was pushed back, until his knees it the edge of the couch, making him loose his balance and fall into a sitting position.

Promptly, the blond kneed on the floor and started to unbutton the raven's pants. Sasuke lift his hips to help. Minutes later, he was stark naked and his lover was caressing and nipping his inner thighs, making Sasuke even more aroused as he saw hunger in the blue eyes. Hesitantly, the blond brought his hands to the other hard cock and started to pump it with one hand as he undressed his shirt with the other. As soon as he lost the piece of cloth, he leaned in and licked the throbbing length in front of him.

The usually cold Uchiha roared in need. He tried to thrust more deeply in the hot mouth of the blond, but he was prevented from doing so by a strong grip in his lower abdomen. At his own excruciatingly slow pace, Naruto took Sasuke in until the head of his lover's cock hit the back of his throat. Sasuke was moaning loudly now, his head thrown back on the sofa. Bobbing his head, the blond heard the arousing sounds the usually stoic boy was doing, the screaming need in his pants getting tighter. He let go of Sasuke who whimpered in frustration.

Getting up in front of a fully aroused raven, Naruto was all of a sudden feeling very sensual; the heated look Sasuke was giving him was only making him more aroused. Slowly and deliberately he pulled his pants down, then his boxers until he was showing all his bare skin to the avenger. Sasuke put each hand on the other's thighs and slowly roamed to the other's ass, making the blond sit on his lap, their cocks rubbing together. Sasuke pulled the blond's head to lick his jaw and nib his earlobe. Unconsciously, Naruto humped against Sasuke's leg.

Felling himself close to loose control, Naruto propped himself on his knees, each at one side of Sasuke's body. He was now higher than Sasuke, so he leaned his head down and slid his tongue in the other's awaiting mouth. While supported by one hand in the back of the couch, besides the raven head, he trailed the other hand to his entrance, pushing two fingers in right away to prepare himself. Sasuke's hands were still on the blond's buttocks so he felt what Naruto was doing, if his closed eyes and blissful expression weren't indication enough. He broke the kiss so that he could hear the moans he was sure were coming, and with his hands separated the ass-cheeks, making the blond feel himself more. Sasuke thrust up repeatedly, making them grind against each other. He brought his mouth to suck on the tanned neck.

"Don't you want me to bottom, love?" – Sasuke whispered. Leisurely, Naruto open his eyes, darker from lust. He was panting hard.

"Why…ngnh…you want to…oh, god! – he couldn't finish his sentence, but the raven understood what he meant. Sasuke was getting so aroused just from hearing his lover.

"If you want me to, I'd be happy to give myself to you."

"… another time… fuck!... we'll do it another time…" – it was all he managed to say. – "I can't wait anymore."

Taking his hand back, Naruto kissed Sasuke deeply, as if to bring himself from his heavenly state provoked by their erotic foreplay, and placed himself above the raven's hard length. Sasuke brought his hand to his mouth, soaking it with saliva to tease the blond's entrance, successfully making it wet enough. He then kept his hands on the blond's buttocks for leverage, as his beautiful lover pushed himself down on his cock.

Naruto brought himself up, only to push down again. Soon enough, they were moving at a quick pace as the blond rode Sasuke, crying out every time the raven hit his sweet spot. Said raven buried his head in the tan chest and was sucking on a nipple as one of his hands was rapidly pumping the ignored cock between their bodies. As the rhythm fastened, Sasuke throw his head back in a silent moan and started to thrust up faster and harder, looking for release.

"Oh, fuck, so good…ngnh…I love you, Naruto, so much…"

"YES, S'suke, YES! Faster!... Oh, GOD!"

Bringing himself higher, Naruto pushed himself down violently as Sasuke thrust up fiercely, hitting the other's sweet spot dead-right, and they came together, invoking a holy version of the other's name.

Sasuke pumped Naruto a few more times, while the blond kept riding him, enjoying the last waves of the blissful pleasure that came upon them.

- End of lemon -

Naruto laid his head on Sasuke's chest, calming himself, while the raven shifted to make them lay on the couch with the blond laying on top of him.

"Tell me something, baby." – Sasuke said, while taking blond bangs, soaked with sweat, away from the tan, sleepy face of his lover. – "Do you enjoy being the uke?"

"Hell, yeah!" – although surprised, Sasuke was starting to feel real good with himself. After all, he was so good that the proud Naruto wanted to bottom, willing to loose that fight. – "But don't go around thinking you won, because this is not a fight." – the raven got put out like that. – "And if you want to try, I'll gladly do it. In fact, maybe we should bottom each a time."

"First, let me have my first time and then we talk about it."

"Okay." – Naruto agreed. – "Hey, Teme, how about a bath together? That's what we were going to do…"

"I'm starting to think that that amazing stamina of yours makes you the ultimate uke."

- Time lapse -

Two lonely figures move slowly in the dark shadows of a sleeping village, both of them wearing shinobi uniforms and cloth masks around their faces.

The taller one was leading the other trough the labyrinthine streets of the village, until it came to a stop, in the dark side of an alley, hiding, waiting, drawing a line of action. The deathly figure glanced up at a set of tangled wires, knowing he had found what he had been looking for. He reached to his pouch and took a star-shaped blade, a small shuriken, and targeted the electric wires. He knew he would hit it at the first attempt, so he pointed, a little to the left, a little more…

"Watch it, Teme! Why did'ya stop?!"

Without realising the plotting going on in the taller figure's mind, the smaller one, enjoying the night sky, bumped into the other, destroying his focus.

"Dobe! I was trying to cut the electric wires to stop the alarm."

The figure now indentified as dobe, err, Naruto rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.

"Eh, eh, sorry, Sasuke."

Sighing and rolling his eyes, Sasuke quit the dramatics and just throw the damn shuriken, cutting the wires. In the white building they were watching, the lights from the entrance were turned off. The guards inside, who were using lanterns, didn't notice. Too fast for normal eyes, both ninja ran across the street to the alley in front of them. They were now facing the side wall of the City Hall. The department they had visited earlier that day was at the other side of the building, but if they wanted to enter dissimulated this window was their best choice.

Since Naruto was a disaster picking locks, Sasuke throw a big shuriken with a rope attached to it, and neatly climbed it; trapping a leg in the rope, he let himself fall, so that he got at the level of the window, even though he was upside down. Seconds later, the window was opened. Activating his Sharingan, the raven looked inside, to detect traps, but he didn't find any. He signalled his teammate to follow him.

Once they were both inside, they moved silently to the door of the office, to face a dark, cold hallway. The moon was casting shadows by the windows, which could make them visible in some circumstances. Exchanging glances, they knew they were thinking the same thing. Reaching with his crossbow, Naruto throw an arrow that made another rope cross the empty path, by the ceiling. Jumping swiftly, both jounins trapped their legs on it and reaching with their arms, they made their way to the other door.

This was the room they were aiming for.

Stopping the blond from entering first, Sasuke quickly opened the door and entered. Naruto waited for his teammate signal to follow, but it never came. Instead he was presented with a deafening noise of something crashing. Fearing for his friend and lover's life, the blond soon entered the office, to face Sasuke, sitting on the floor, with his legs locked in some card boxes full of papers. Naruto bit his tongue not to laugh: powerful Sasuke could detect any traps and illusions but will loose to some defenceless boxes which were in his path. Sasuke just glared, challenging him to try and mock him.

They both were brought back to reality at the sound of running footsteps in the staircase.

"There are three of them. Chunnin the most." – Naruto said, using his developed senses. Sasuke smirked.

"Bring them on." – understanding his teammate idea, Naruto leaned against a locker and let the other do the job.

Three big men entered the room with their kunai prepared, only to face the angry red stare of the Sharingan. Promptly, all the three of them fell lifeless on the floor.

"You didn't Mangekyou them, did you?" – Naruto questioned, feeling the men's pulse.

"First, I believe that Mangekyou is not a verb. Second, no, I didn't. They are just unconscious. They won't remember us." – the other retorted, rolling his eyes.

Then he went to the known archive and searched for the plans of the Hikari Mansion. One hour and three bureaus later, they finally found it. Sasuke looked at it and put it back in place.

"Thank God!" – the blond exclaimed. – "Now let's get out of here." – the raven agreed.

"We have to put them in their places, though."

"We may attract the attention of the other shinobi, S'suke."

"We can't leave them here. They'll know something happened." – Sasuke opposed. – "We can leave them sitting in the stairs."

And they did so. They ran to the other side of the building, taking out the arrow and the ropes, now not worried about the guard of that floor. Jumping out of the window, both teens disappeared into the night, using the shadows as cover in their path to the inn.

Once the wards and protections were put around the house, Naruto went to shower, while Sasuke draw in a scroll the scheme of the Mansion. Then it was the raven turn to shower, and when he got out of the bathroom, Naruto was already in bed, looking out of the window. Laying behind his oddly quiet lover, he put an arm around the blond's waist and pulled him closer.

"What's wrong?" – he asked.

"From today onwards, until the end of this mission, our personal life won't exit." – the blond whispered. – "So, if something happens, I won't act like your lover, I will act like your teammate."

"Nothing is going t-"

"Don't lie, S'suke." – Naruto interrupted, turning around to face the raven. – "So, I'll say this now. I love you. Even if something happens, that's not going to change."

"Usuratonkachi." – he said affectionately, savouring the usual glint he saw in the blond's eyes at the insult. – "I love you too."


There! Another one done...