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28. Back to Business.

The week was rather uneventful and it just flew by; before we knew it we were picking Momma and Jordy up from the airport. When we got back to the condo we started to work, getting dinner ready. We were making baked rosemary and lemon chicken, cheesy rice and corn. Momma made herself busy making an apple pie while we waited for my parents to show up.

They arrived just as the chicken was ready and my mom helped me set the table so we could eat. Since Momma was the guest of honor, we put her at the head of the table. Next to her was my Mom, then Dad, Jasper, me and then Jordy rounded out the table.

After the main course, we stayed at the table chatting and enjoying Momma's pie with ice cream. I decided it was as good a time as any to give her our gift. We bought her a women's diamond Rolex and I chewed my lip watching her reaction as she opened the box first.

She gasped and covered her mouth with her hand. "Oh my word... You kids shouldn't have." She smiled while looking at the watch.

"Mom said everyone needs a good watch and I saw you didn't have one back when we were in Texas so I decided to get you one... plus, I felt a little guilty for the spur of the moment Vegas thing." I told her while feeling a pang of guilt and looked down. I heard my mom laugh a little.

"Good, you'll think before you pull a stunt like that again won't you?"

Momma joined in on her laughter. "Well for that little stunt, I blame Jasper Thomas." She came over and hugged me before returning to her seat. "But thank you sweetheart."

I looked over at Jasper as he fiddled with his fork, "Do you have the card?"

He looked up at me, "Yep." He told me as he got up and walked over to her, handing her the pink envelope. "Happy Birthday Mom." She gave him the eyebrow as she took it from him.

"Mom? What did you do now?" I watched as she eyed the card warily and my Mom and Dad looked on. Jasper rolled his eyes.

"Just open the card Momma." He told her sounding exasperated before he kissed my temple. I wrapped my arms around his waist to keep him near me. I was worried about how she was going to take the news.

"Careful Nana, you don't want a paper cut." Jordy warned her as she opened the envelope. I watched her face as she opened the card and studied the contents for a minute before looking up at Jazz and I with a shocked expression. I leaned into Jasper's stomach a little more and gave her a shy smile.

"Like the card Momma?" Jasper asked her in a chipper voice.

"Do I like the card?" She snorted at the question. "Who cares about the damn card!" She held up the photocopy of the ultrasound and looked over at my mom, beaming. "Esme – Look at what our kids done an' did." She said as she handed my mom the picture.

"Oh my lord!" My mom yelled surprised as she covered her mouth to hide the shit eating grin that took over her face, my dad looked at it rather shocked and didn't say anything.

"What? I wanna see." Jordan requested wiggling in her seat and trying to get up on her knees so she could sneak a peek at what everyone was freaking out about. Momma came over to hug Jazz and me warmly.

"I don't know what to say." She told us getting slightly choked up.

"Our baby is having a baby!" My mom squealed at my dad, who still looked like he was going into shock.

"I always thought Edward would be the first." He finally said, mumbling a bit which made Jazz and I laugh.

"Thanks Daddy, Momma, Mom." I told them as Jordy looked over at me wide eyed, someone needed to tell her.

As if reading my mind, Jasper finally addressed her, "Come here princess," Jordy nodded and sat in Jasper's lap. "Well, I need to ask you something okay?" Jordy nodded, "You know I love Alice right?"

"I love her too Daddy," She said and turned to grin at me, making Jasper laugh.

"Yeah, I know baby girl. But you know I love you too right?"

"Of course Daddy."

"Aw hell… Jordan, you're gonna be a big sister!" Momma interjected, which made Jordy squeal in delight, jump off Jasper's lap and jump onto me, squeezing my shoulders in a hug. I hugged her back and smiled.

"So do you want a brother or a sister?" I asked her quietly.

"I want a brother. Cause then I can play in the mud and not get in trouble." She told me pulling back and grinned at me.

"We'll try 'kay?" I promised her and winked.

"Kay…" She said before looking at Jasper. "Daddy, can I teach him to play the guitar?!" She asked him excitedly making him laugh again as he nodded.

Movement caught my eye as my father got up and moved towards Jasper and hugged him in a manly way, "Congrats."

Jasper hugged back, clapping him on the back a little before he pulled away, "Thank you, sir."

"I'm still a little too young and good looking to be a grandfather, but I'm kind of excited." He said giving me a wicked grin.

"You vain man, shut up!" My mom yelled at him making me and Momma laugh.

"Poor Esme will have to beat the other granny's off with a stick." Momma joked; I watched my dad jump a little as my mom pinched his ass. I felt color rise to my cheeks as I watched the display.

"He knows where the money is at." My mom told Jasper's mom and winked.

"EWWWW!" I yelled at them to remind them that I was still in their presence.

"Okay! Maybe we should show a certain someone her surprise." Jasper told me, nodding his head in Jordan's direction. "And Momma, stop flirting with my father-in-law." He added shaking his head while momma snickered.

I agreed with him and smiled. "Let's leave the old people to talk their dirty talk."

"I am not old." My mom slurred out, taking another drink of wine.

"Ha! Wait until your two give you trouble." Momma added taking another drink as well. It amused me a little to know our mothers were drunk.

"Esme, love, hand me the wine." My dad pleaded with her, trying to pry the glass from her hand.

"Come on baby girl; let's leave the grandparents to themselves for a minute." Jasper said as he picked up Jordy and carried her away from the table. I stared at our folks for a minute before shaking my head at their silliness and followed Jasper.

"Why do I get a surprise? It's not my birthday Daddy."

"Cause you're special to us." I told her and smiled. She wrinkled her nose at me.

"No, I'm just Jordan silly." She told me I laughed and was joined by the deep sounds of Jasper's laugh.

"Yes, you're Jordan, but you're also special to Ali and me." He told her and set her down in front of the door. "Now, close your eyes and no peeking."

She covered her eyes with her hands before saying, "Ready." Jasper turned the knob and pushed the door open, and then he picked her up again and strode into the room.

"Daddy!" Jordan squeaked, burying her face in his shoulder.

"Okay princess, go ahead and look." I told her and she lifted her head, staring at the horse painting with her name on it.

"Daddy, that's my name." I heard her whisper to Jasper as she pointed at it.

"It sure is." Jasper told her, the smile evident in his voice. "This, baby girl, is your room. Ali put it together for you."

"Do you like it?" I asked her timidly.

"Daddy, put me down." Jordan ordered.

"Yes ma'am." Jasper said as he put her down. She ran over to me immediately and wrapped her arms around me, hugged my waist.

"Thank you Ali!"

"You're very welcome."

She looked up at me, her pretty eyes the exact color of her daddy's. "Does this mean I get to live with you and Daddy, if Daddy wins?" I snapped my head up to look at Jasper.

He cleared his throat before he spoke. "Well, we kind need the baby's big sister to help out... I mean who else is gonna read to him?"

"That why we have Mommies and Daddies, duh." Jordan told him, rolling her eyes.

"Do you want to live with us?" I asked her, she nodded.

"Yes ma'am. I have to make sure Daddy's not being mean to you." She joked and winked at me.

"Yes, when Daddy wins you can come up here and live with us." I told her, smiling.

She jumped up and clapped her hands excitedly, "Yay! Oh can I stay here tonight!?"

Jasper shrugged, "You should probably ask Nana…" He trailed off.

"Nana!" She hollered as she ran out of the room. I looked from the door she disappeared through back to my husband and smiled.

"I guess everyone's happy."

His hand wrapped around my wrist and he tugged me close to him. "It seems that way. Are you happy baby?" He asked wrapping his arms around me, resting his hands on my lower back. I nodded.

"Of course love." I told him, standing on my toes to kiss him gently. "I have you and our family and what more could I ask for?" He smiled and bent down to kiss me.

"Sorry about Jordan's question... I didn't realize how much she knew."

I shrugged, "It's okay... I figured it would come up sooner or later."

He nodded, "I love you Alice."

"I love you Jasper." I told him smiling.

Jordy came running back into the room and hugged Jasper's leg, "Nana said okay, if you and Mommy say it's okay." She smiled up at him.

"It's ok with me Jazzy." I told him, making him grin stupidly at me and nod back at Jordy.

"Yay!" She squealed again and ran back out of the room to tell momma.

My parents left first, my dad telling me he needed to get my mom home before she embarrassed herself further. That made me chuckle. Momma left a little while later, after she reminded Jordy to wash behind her ears, brush her teeth thoroughly and to mind her manners.

Jasper read to her, or more like had her read to him, and then we tucked her in for the night. Watching him be such a good daddy to Jordan brought up so many emotions in me, but mainly, I was happy. Really and truly happy. We went to bed and cuddled, watching Space Balls on the TV he brought from his old room, I sat between his legs and passed out as he kissed my fingertips.

The next day I went shopping with Momma and Jordy, dodging paparazzi the entire time. I knew Billy and the label knew Jasper had a daughter, but no one had really asked us if we had any children before and if possible, we wanted to keep Jordan and the custody battle a private matter. The world didn't need to know about the 'skank hoe' he once loved. I am fairly certain Maria would've talked to the media about Jasper if it weren't for the gag order and the threat of being sued.

I bought Jordy some new clothes, a table and chair set for her bedroom, a play kitchen and some other toys she could leave at the condo. I know it was a bit presumptuous of me, but I was fairly sure Jasper was going to win. After all, Maria was abusing her and what judge in their right mind would leave a child in the hands of an abuser?

Jasper and I went with Momma and Jordy for dinner, and then we bought Jordan back to spend another night with us at the condo. We let her open her new toys and she loved them all. She and Jasper set them up in her room, finishing up just in time for a bath and bedtime story before we tucked her in for the night.

Afterwards, Jasper and I had some 'private' time in the tub. He had a glass of whiskey and I had a bottle of water while we relaxed. He held me in his free arm and his mouth wandered over my neck, kissing places gently while I told him about the fashion shoot I was going to do with Maggie next week after the hearing. We also discussed when we would be comfortable letting the public know we were expecting. Amber told us around the 20 week mark is usually good, and would probably be best for me since I was showing so early.

Damn Jasper and his freakishly tall genes.

When we were finished talking, I turned my head to look at him and he looked back, smiling and kissing me gently. We pecked a few times before I deepened the kiss, his one hand cupped my cheek as his other hand gently squeezed my breast. The sensation caused a knot in my stomach and wetness to flood. This, in my mind, was not a good thing with Jordy in the condo.

I broke the kiss and stared into his brilliantly green eyes. Someone was horny. "Jazz, we can't. Jordy might hear us." I whispered to him and he raised an eyebrow at me.

"Baby, I am not waiting until my daughter is eighteen to have sex with my wife again." I realized then what I was saying. Shit, he was right. I leaned forward and made him smile as I brought my index finger up to his lips.

"We have to be quiet." He grinned and nodded before reclaiming my lips. I moved back into his hardness and rubbed my ass against him a little as we continued to kiss, the slight sound of the water moving as our bodies swayed was the only noise we made as we kissed, nibbled and touched each other quietly.

He slid two fingers into my core and I had to bite my lip to keep from moaning out.

"God, you're so ready for me baby." He whispered into my ear as he slid his fingers inside me. Gently, he lifted me at the waist and slid me down on his hard member, his hand covering my mouth so I wouldn't moan out. I gripped the sides of the tub so hard my knuckles turned white as we rolled our hips slowly together, the gentle waves of the water and our panting was the only sounds in the bathroom.

I felt that knot tightening even more as he slid his fingers down to my bundle and rubbed in a circular motion. I turned my head to kiss him again so he could swallow my moans as the sound of the waves got a little louder. I heard some water hit the tile floor as we started to thrust harder to bring ourselves closer to our peaks.

He moved his lips to my neck and bit me as he pinched my bundle of nerves between his thumb and forefinger and sent me over the edge, my legs and body trembling as I muffled the sound of his name in his neck. A few more thrusts and another splash of water hitting the floor later, I had to cover Jasper's mouth as he throbbed and came inside of me, my hand muffling the cry of pleasure.

He hugged me to him and kissed the back of my neck after I grabbed a towel from the side and tossed in onto the small spill on the floor, slightly surprised we didn't spill more. We sat like that, in post-bathtub coital glow until we got pruney. Then Jasper carried me to bed, because in all honesty I was exhausted and afraid if I attempted to walk I would end up eating the floor.

The next morning Momma picked up Jordy for church, they were going with my parents. Jasper and I went out for breakfast and then shopping together. We tried our best to be as normal as humanly possible with the photographers snapping pictures of us left and right. Shopping was an experience and we tried to make it out of the mall in one piece. We went to the store where Jasper used to work and we were asked to sign a few CD's. Of course we did it and then snapped a few pictures with fans as we bought new CD's of our own.

After that we met up with my folks, Momma and Jordy for lunch. We got a private booth and I had to withstand the embarrassment as my parents recounted stories of my growing up. Jasper's ears seemed to perk up when they mentioned the whole pneumonia thing, my lack of interest in boys in town and, as they termed it, gallivanting across the country as a model.

Momma told us about Jasper's 'dark days', right after Charlie died and how moody he was. Then she told us about Jasper dressing up as a mini Elton John, complete with crazy sunglasses and a silver top hat while singing Yellow Brick Road when he was five. He blushed scarlet at that story. I laughed because it was cute and his blushing about it was even cuter.

After lunch we bade my parent's goodbye and went back to the condo to show Momma, Jordan's new room. That night after dinner and her bath, I French braided Jordy's hair while we talked about her school, her horse, and her friends. It was kind of nice, but I worried about what she would be giving up when she moved here.

I decided not to worry too much about it and after cleaning up some things with Jasper I fell asleep in his arms after gazing lovingly into his eyes and just being together. I knew things would go back to our crazy schedule soon and wanted to take this moment to just spend with him. My love.

The next day we had to go to the studio to discuss a few things with Billy about the tour, we found out we were only touring for another four months so I wouldn't have to travel in my third trimester, which I was grateful for. We also got the city/concert dates for the rest of the tour and then had to go to a meeting with Jasper's attorney. We were told that Maria had failed her last court ordered U.A. so the case seemed pretty much in our favor.

After we did all our running around we went back and packed for the custody hearing, we were going to return with Jordy and Momma, our plane was leaving tonight at ten p.m. so that Jordy could sleep through the trip. I made sure to get Jasper's nice black suit and tie pressed and put into the garment bag and was just making sure to pack a few things for myself when we got a call from Bella. She wanted to let us know that Emmett and Sam were going to be traveling with us so the press would stay away if they caught wind of what was going on. Jasper and I were both very relieved and grateful after hearing that.

Bella and Edward decided to both take the day off and join us at the hearing for support and we met them at the airport.

The plane trip went smoothly. Bella and Jordy slept most of the way while Edward and Momma watched a movie together and Jasper and I snuggled. After asking the Flight Attendant if it was alright, Jasper also worked on a new song, it was melodic sounding and the words Jasper was coming up with were beautiful. He told me the song was for the baby and that made me smile. We arrived in Dallas at three in the morning and took Momma's SUV back to the house to get ready for court at eleven.

Momma decided to give me baby quilt she had made for Jasper when he was born. It looked a little old but it was still so soft. The chenille squares were beige and the cotton patched depicted cartoon cowboy and cowgirls. She told me about making it for Jasper and now she wanted to give it to me for our baby, making me smile.

We had breakfast, Bella and Momma fighting to get the very tired Jordy showered and dressed. Jasper looked really nervous, despite all the reassurances Bella, Momma and I kept giving him. Even Edward was trying his best to put a smile on his face, after that didn't work Edward just decided to help with Jordy and keep out of the way. I tied Jasper's tie and made sure his suit looked good. We had to bring Jordy to the courthouse with us because she was going home with whoever was granted custody of her.

Momma dropped her off with the nice looking Child Protective Services agent and then we sat together with Edward and Bella directly behind Jasper in the court room. I looked over and saw the bitch scowling at Momma and I, I was going to give her a dirty look back, but decided against acting childish for Jasper's sake and sat patiently, picking at my nails.

The judge finally entered the room and after being seated I watched Jasper sit up very straight in his seat and heard the judge say a few things about the custody case and also directed a few comments in both Jasper and Maria's direction.

After about ten minutes in the courtroom the judge had finally reached a decision.

"As you know, this was not an easy decision for me to make. No one should have to be responsible for removing a child out of the lives of either parent. But in the instance of this case, I can't see leaving the child in her current situation. With that being said, the court has reached a decision in the favor of Jordan Whitlock's father, Jasper Thomas Whitlock. From here on in, Mr. and Mrs. Whitlock will have sole custody of the child and agrees to have full responsibility in all decisions related to the child." He then looked over at Maria. "Ms. Salas, I seriously recommend that if you have any intention of showing the child that you care for her at all, you get yourself some help. Until the time you can prove to the court that you are in no way, a danger to Jordan, the court has granted Mr. Whitlock's request of a restraining order, and to have all visits with a court appointed supervisor."

After that the lawyers thanked the judge and Maria seemed to be having a quiet fight with her attorney. I looked at Jasper who looked relieved and gave him a hug over the low wall that separated the seats from the tables at which he was sitting at moments before.

"Congrats baby." I whispered in his ear.

"Thanks," He breathed a sigh of relief, smiling. He leaned in and kissed me gently before he stepped over the low wall and hugged Momma, Bella and even Edward. We spent a few minutes with Mr. Jenks, Jasper's attorney, who was my godfather of all things, and then went to the CPS agent to get Jordy and to let her know she was going to live with Jasper and I. She squealed and jumped as I held her hand and walked her outside.

Jasper, Bella and Momma had stopped near the doors to discuss some things with Mr. Jenks, Sam stood by the car and Emmett stood near Jasper and smiled over at me. I handed Jordy off to Ed and started to walk back to Jasper when I saw Emmett scowl, I wasn't sure what that was about but I looked over to my left and was greeted by Maria's haughty look. Her almost black eyes narrowed at me.

"Hey puta, come talk to me for a second." That bitch did not just call me a slut. I raised an eyebrow and walked over to her, standing a few feet away.

"What?" I said to her.

"You think I don't know what you're trying?" She asked me, butting her cigarette out on the sole of her shoe and leaving it on the grass. Nasty bitch.

I raised an eyebrow at her, "What do you think I am trying to do?"

"Like you could give a shit about him or his damn kid. All you want is the fortune he holds the key to." What a dumb whore, she thinks everyone is just like her. I shook my head.

"That was all you perra. I loved him even before I knew he had any money and F.Y.I., I have plenty money of my own."

"And what can you give him?" She said in a mocking tone while she looked me up and down. "Ugly ass children maybe?" I fought the urge to smack her. Looking at Maria from this close, I thanked God Jordy looked more like Jazz; I would have been very unfortunate if she had looked more like her mother.

"He only liked you 'cause you had black hair like me, you're nothing more than a fucking replacement for me. He never wanted your ugly ass."

And you should've waxed your upper lip this morning puta." I informed her in a snide voice.

"You're nothing but a toy to him. He got what he wanted, his precious princess. I hope you enjoy being a pity fuck." She spat back.

"Oh please. He wouldn't have married me if I were a pity fuck."

She scoffed, "No, he only married you 'cause he knocked your stupid ass up. Trust me, I went through the same song and dance." I rolled my eyes, is that really the best she has?

"You don't know shit Maria, we found out after we got married."

She smirked at me then, like she had just found the fucking needle in the haystack. "Well good luck, I'm sure Jordan will turn out to be a pretentious fucking whore like you."

Oh no, this bitch did not just call her own child a whore! What the fuck was wrong with this bitch? Suddenly every horrible thing she'd done came racing into my brain at once, I couldn't control myself any longer. I was determined to kill her, or at least hurt her very, very badly. I lunged for her just as I heard Bella scream at me.

"Alice, NO!"


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K: Oooo Maria crossed the line

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