33. Jealousy

Emmett's POV

After Rosalie and I's little ugh.. Reunion I suppose you'd call it, we slowly walked together hand in hand. I repeatedly went over it in my head.

-Flash back-

"So ugh.. What are you going to do about Amy?" Rosie asked, and looked at me.

The rain isn't as heavy anymore, but it doesn't mean we're not getting wet. The trees rustle around us, the shy animals scurry into their holes, and squeaked as Rosie walked past them.

"I just don't know.." I murmured. I swang our hands from side to side, deep in thought. "I don't think I can hurt her."

Rosie gasped. "You mean.. we.."

I looked at her in confusion, then immediately understood what she heard. "Oh no! That's not what I meant. I mean, I will, buts its not going to be pretty."

She took a deep breath than nodded. "Okay.. Sorry, about my jumpy reactions, but, you don't know how long I've waited for you." (Sound familiar..?)

"I couldn't wait for you, because I didn't know what I was waiting for."

She slapped me on the arm playfully, and giggled at me. "I'm offended," She smiled her dazzling smile. "But seriously."

"Yeah, me too," I smiled. "This has moved very fast."

"How do you figure?"

"Well, one moment you hated me, thought I'd betrayed you, and never wanted to see me again."

"Even saying those words seem to hurt." She looked down awkwardly. "That's sorta embarrassing."

"No its not."

We stopped, and I looked at her. "You have nothing to worry about. I'm never going to let you go."

-End of flashback-

And now, we're about to endure the family. Great. Excited+ Vampires= .. I don't even want to know.

"Oh!" I jumped. "We have to pretend we hate each other. For Amy."

Rosie nodded, and sadly let go of my hand. She then pushed the door open, revealing the family, and Amy.

Esme, Alice and Bella sat anxiously on the edge of their seats, their hands clasped together. I rolled my eyes at them. You could see they were holding in their squeals.

"Hey Guys!" I said, and held out my arms.

Amy jumped out of her seat, and ran to me. She jumped into my arms, and wrapped her legs around my waist. "Hey Emy!"

I laughed, but it seemed nervous. "Hey.. Ugh.. Amy."

She smiled at me. "I missed you."

"Ha, yeah, me too."

I heard Rosie growl, and I looked at her and smiled.

Amy looked between us. "I'm guessing you guys made up?" She seemed disappointed, so I planned to mess with her a bit. Edward laughed.

"Yeah we did!" I dropped Amy, and she un-wrapped her arms from around me. I walked over to Rose, and wrapped my arm around her. "Best of friends!"

Rosie laughed, and went along with the game. "We're more close then we've ever been." She surprised me when she kissed me on the cheek.

Amy gawked, and began to speak. "I.. Ugh.. Am.."

The rest of the family held in their laughter, and Esme and Carlisle frowned and murmured to each other.

Rosie recoiled out of my arms, and walked towards the stairs. "Oh shoot!"

I rushed over to her, probably a little to fast. "Are you hurt?" I nearly yelled. God I was so worried about her. "Rosie!"

This was no game.

"I'm fine!" She laughed. "I just tripped!" She winked at me.

I let out a booming laugh. "Ouch I think I twisted my ankle!"

She winked back, and pretended to groan. "Owww.. I need help Em!"

I laughed. Amy looked a cross between jealous, and confused.

Esme and Carlisle made a sort of hmmping noise, obviously in disapproval. I ignored them, and scooped Rosie up into my arms. She giggled.

"I must help the Damsel in Distress!" I said, in a fake knight's voice.

I flew up the stairs, and nearly fell down laughing at the top. Rosie dropped out of my arms, because she was laughing so hard. Luckily she sort of caught herself, before practically falling through the floor.

I fell down next to her, still laughing. "We are horrible!"

"Yeah, we are!"

I stopped laughing, and leaned in to kiss her. It was just a quick peck, but was passionate.

She licked her lips, and giggled. "My ankle still hurts," she laughed. "Can you kiss it better."

I laughed at her flirty-ness, and kissed her again. We both stood up, and straightened out our clothing. Rosie fixed her hair quickly.

We walked down the stairs, still laughing.

The rest of the family was in hysterics, while Amy stood in the middle of the room, with her arms folded.

It felt like.. I had no feelings for Amy anymore.

"I thought you hurt your ankle Rosalie." Amy grunted.

"Oh I did," Rosie laughed. "Em made it better."

Amy practically growled. I nearly laughed. As did everyone else.

"I think I'm going to go for a swim." Amy said, and marched upstairs.

Everybody burst out laughing, when she had disappeared upstairs.

"That was horrible!" Esme hissed. "What were you too thinking?!"

I shrugged. "Loosen up Mom, its cool. I thought you'd be happy for us."

Esme's face un-hardened, and she smiled. "Of course I am."

"Eek!" Alice squealed, and ran over to me us. She hugged us both, then stepped back. "You guys can't seem to take your eyes off each other can you?"

We both laughed, and shook our heads. Esme smiled in delight, as did Carlisle.

"But, how do you suppose, you will leave Amy?" Carlisle asked, raising his eye-brows.

That's something I'd have to think about. A lot.

I shrugged. "I dunno. I'll think of something."

I looked over at Rose, who was grinning. She really did have the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.

"Now you too," Esme said, and eyed us. "No more teasing Amy. It's not nice."

Rosie looked down and nodded.

"Em.." Esme said, and pointed her finger at me.

"Yes Mom."

She smiled, then hugged us both, before leaving the room with Carlisle.

"This is soo exciting!" Alice squealed. "Do you know how long I've been waiting for this day?!"

I laughed. "Alice, let's not rush things."

Rosie looked at me, with a hurt expression. "But.."

"You know what I meant.. Again!" I laughed, and wrapped for arms around her.

"Yeah I guess.."

Amy walked past us, with a sour expression. I stepped back from Rosie's embrace, and chased after her. "Amy!"

She looked back at me, with a mangled expression. Was it a smile, or a frown? I dunno. And to be honest, I don't really care. Wow, I sound horrible.

"How are you going?" I asked, breathless from sprinting up the stairs.

"Fine."

I looked at her confused. Why was she so angry?

"I said I'm fine."

I nodded. "Okay.. What do you want to do today?"

"Nothing with you. Actually, I think I might leave." she hissed.

"What, why?"

"I don't want to be here anymore," she replied. "Not with you at least."

I stared at her, with my eyes narrowed. "What is your problem?"

"I'M FINE!" She yelled in my face, and I took a step back.

She stomped past me, and ran into the bathroom. She slammed the door so hard, the frame shook.

The next second Edward, Bella, Carlisle and Esme were next to me, watching in curiosity.

"You guys heard that didn't you," I murmured. They all nodded. "Man, is she pissed."

"Language!" Esme scolded.

"Oops, sorry Esme."

What the hell's wrong with Amy? She's so moody. Maybe she's hormonal or something. She practically screamed the house down just then, I mean jeez.

Suddenly the bathroom door wipped open, and I looked around for some guidance from my family. They were already gone.

"That's cool." I whispered.

"Amy, please don't leave." I said, faking sympathy.

"Why?"

We stared at each other for a second. "Because I want you to stay."

"Well keep dreaming Emmett," She hissed viciously. "Cause I'm leaving this hell hole."

I gasped at her. "This hell hole happens to be my home!" I yelled. I thought I heard some of the family in the other room gasp. "My Mother and Father put a roof over your head while you're in Alabama, and you call it a hell hole? How dare you?"

"Oh your Mother and Father are very nice." She said. "Its that bitch Rosalie that gets on my nerves!"

I gasped again, and stared wide eyed at he. "That bitch happens to be my best friend! How dare you say that about her!"

I was about to storm off when Rosie appeared from behind me, glaring murderously at Amy. "You little slut!"

Amy gasped. "Excuse me!?"

"You heard me."

"You're the one who's trying to steal my boyfriend!"

I stepped in front of Rosie, in a defensive position. "Hey, hey, that's enough Amy. It's late. You should go to sleep." Carlisle said, totally at ease.

"I'll sleep on it. But in the morning, I'm leaving." Amy snapped, and stomped to her room, and shut the door.

I hugged Rosie close to me, and I began to laugh. "You're the one who's trying to steal my boyfriend!"

I stepped in front of Rosie, in a defensive position. "Hey, hey, that's enough Amy. It's late. You should go to sleep."

"I'll sleep on it. But in the morning, I'm leaving!" Amy snapped, and stormed to her room.

I wrapped my arms tenderly around Rosie. "Wow. That was.. Quite frightening."

"She deserves it for what she said."

I shrugged. "It's only Amy. The worst she'll do is scratch and slap."

We all laughed, and I yawned.

"It's been a.. Very big day. You should hit the sack Em." Jasper half laughed.

"Yeah. Good idea." I murmured. "Night Rosie."

I kissed her forehead, and walked to my room.

Rosalie's POV

"Oh your Mother and Father are very nice." Amy yelled. "Its that bitch Rosalie that gets on my nerves!"

I gasped in my seat. Alice and Jaz looked up at me, with worried expressions. Nobody says Rosalie's Hales a bitch.

"Oh no she didn't." I growled, and ran up the stairs. I heard Jasper and Alice follow me.

"That bitch happens to be my best friend! How dare you say that about her?!" Emmett yelled. I smiled up at him, then continued to glare at Amy.

"You little slut!" I said nearly yelled.

Amy gasped. "Excuse me?!"

"You heard me." I hissed at her.

"You're the one who's trying to steal my boyfriend!"

Emmett stepped in front of me defensively, and I peeked over his shoulder.

"Hey, hey, that's enough Amy. It's late. You should go to sleep." Carlisle soothed.

"I'll sleep on it. But in the morning, I'm leaving!" Amy snapped, and I heard the door slam.

Emmett turned around and wrapped his arms around me.

Em turned around and wrapped his arms around me. "Wow. That was.. Quite frightening." he whispered.

"She deserves it for what she said." I said, and sighed.

That's when I realised. Tonight is the perfect night for the little prank I thought of last night. Amy's going to pay.

"It's only Amy. The worst she'll do is scratch and slap."

We all laughed, and Emmett yawned.

"It's been a.. Very big day. You should hit the sack Em." Jasper laughed.

"Yeah. Good idea." Emmett laughed. "Night Rosie."

He kissed my forehead softly, and left for his room. I sighed, and turned to Alice. "It's go time."

"Ha ha." Alice trilled.

"What are you girls saying about?" Esme asked.

"Nothing."

Esme and Carlisle narrowed their eyes at us, and walked into their room.

"Have fun girls." Edward whispered, and kissed Bella. He smiled at Alice and I, and walked down stairs with Jasper.

1:35 am: I slipped on my ninja-like black outfit, and crept carefully out of my room. We didn't really need to be camouflaged, but Alice insisted on pranking in style.

1:40 am: "Whipped cream," Alice murmured.

"Check," Bella whispered, in lightening speed.

"Spray paint,"

"Check,"

"Make-up,"

"Check,"

"Feathers,"

"Ha, ha. Check."

"Why are you laughing?" Alice said.

"Just thinking of Edward and I's honeymoon."

I shivered.

"We're all set to go."

We all nodded to each other, and picked up all the stuff. I grabbed nearly everything, and sprinted across the hall. The darkness wasn't a problem for us. I could see clear as a bell.

Bella slowly turned the knob, and pushed the door open. Amy was snoring so loudly, I let out a hysterical laugh. "She snores!"

Bella and Alice giggled, but motioned for me to be quiet.

"Phase 1, under way." Bella whispered, and sprinted to Amy with spray cans.

Alice grabbed the whipped cream, and headed for Amy also. I grabbed the feathers, and the stool from the desk.

I climbed up onto it, and sprinkled feathers on top of each part of the fan. Thank god Esme and Carlisle had fans with remotes installed last summer. ( I have one. Best things you will ever buy.) Otherwise, we would've been screwed. The noise of spray cans began, and I smiled impishly.

I jumped down from the chair, and put my hands on my hips.

"Done." I whispered.

"Same." Alice whispered. "The smell in here is.. Really great. It's so strong, and I don't want to know why."

"Ew." Bella and I murmured. "Let's get out of here. I really need to hunt, and it's not helping at all."

We all nodded, and headed out of the room.

Amy's going to get a little surprise later on..Ha.

I sunk my teeth into the baby deer, and sucked out the warm blood. God that's so good.

Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper and I left home straight after the prank set up, for we wanted to see Amy's reaction in the morning.

I pushed the deer aside, and wiped my mouth.

"You guys are so mean," Jasper laughed, as he finished his 4th elk. "I can't believe you gonna do that to Amy."

"She deserved it big time." Bella said.

"How so?" Edward asked.

"She called our home a hell hole," Alice said, counting on her fingers. "We found lingerie in her bag, she called Rose a bitch.. Enough reason there for you Eddie?"

Edward nodded. "We'd better be going."

"Yeah." We all said, and stood up.

Amy's POV

I yawned as I stretched out my limbs, and sighed. Great, another day with these people till I leave.

Wait a minute.. Something's not right..

My hair felt like straw, I had whipped cream on my chest.. Oh my god!

I screamed, and wiped the cream off me. I gasped when I realised it was all over my face.

I heard a high-pitched beeping sound, and the fan over head began to turn. Off of it, came.. Feathers.

I screamed so loud, and jumped out of bed. "Holy shit!"

The feathers stuck to me uncomfortably, and I felt like a chicken. I sprinted over to my mirror, and screamed again when I saw my face.

My hair was spiked up in all directions, in all the colors of the rainbow. My cheeks were covered in feathers and whipped cream.

"Those bitches!" I squealed. "EMMETT!"

I screwed up my face, and stepped out into the hall. There, in all their beauty, was Bella, Rosalie, Alice, Edward, and Jasper. And they were pissing themselves laughing. I groaned.

I heard footsteps, and Emmett's door swang open. He eyes widened when he saw me, and he was clearly trying to hold in giggles.

"Hello.. Amy!" he squeaked, and looked over at his stupid siblings.

I heard a loud bark, and Em's dog Georgia came trotting down the hall.

"Hey girl!" Em called, and patted her back.

Georgia had sure gotten bigger in the past few years. Well of course she would have. Stupid Amy.

Georgia Rose walked up to me, and I got prepared to pat her. Instead, she began licking my leg and hand. "Ew!"

Georgia whimpered, and ran to Rosalie. I grunted.

I guess I wasn't going to lose it to Emmett Cullen. Damn.

"Ah!" I yelled, and stomped into my room.

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