Supposedly, as I watched this episode, Chuck is out of town with Bart, presumably on a business trip of sorts. So obviously, ignore that small fact when reading this chapter because I have to put Chuck and Blair together. So this is Chuck coming over to Blair's house. Blair called him to come over after she attempted to call Serena (the scene right before Serena sits down to dinner with Lily, Eric and Georgina) only to get hung up on. OK, well I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. Reviews= Love. Happy Readings!! xoxo


All About My Brother

"What was the 9-1-1 this time, Waldorf?" Chuck asked smoothly as he walked into Blair's bedroom slowly and eyed her sitting on the bed before her laptop. She looked awfully delicious and he couldn't help but stare at her cleavage which was rising and falling quickly in an obvious sign of agitation.

"I tried calling Serena," Blair stated quickly as she continued to scan her computer and picked up her phone from her lap.

"Oh God. What's wrong with Miss Sunshine Serena now?" Chuck asked in annoyance, the frequent bailouts he was having to perform all in the name of family were getting quite tiresome. Especially when Serena wasn't even family quite yet.

"It's not about Serena. Come here and look at this," Blair motioned for him to come join her on the bed.

"My Waldorf, you're awfully forward when you want it," Chuck teased as he walked over to the bed and sat entirely too close to her. Blair sent him an angry sideways glance, but didn't budge from her seat on the bed. She'd be damned if she'd let him know he made her uncomfortable just by sitting so close to her.

"Don't be a pig. This is bigger than you and I at the moment," Blair signaled to the computer screen, causing Chuck to lean forward to get a better look at the incriminating evidence Blair had been looking over.

Chuck's eyes widened in surprise as he stared down at the computer screen and found text messages of Eric sent to Asher that proved the recent Gossip Girl Blast of Little J's boyfriend being gay to be true. "Where did you get this?" Chuck asked as he looked at Blair and saw the same look of shock on her face.

"I have my sources. Primarily that little device you see over there," Blair said as she pointed to her side table where Asher's phone was sitting.

"How in the world....? You know what, never mind. I don't want to know what you had to do to get that," Chuck growled out, his imagination going into overdrive as he pictured Blair flirting and seducing some random St. Jude's guy just to get her hands on Asher's phone. "Who else knows?" he asked instead, attempting to clear his head and think logically of what they should do.

"No one. I tried telling Serena, but she didn't listen. So then I called you," Blair said as she closed her laptop and curled her feet under her, facing Chuck and waiting for whatever plan he was hatching in his mind.

"Ah, you missed plotting with me, didn't you?" Chuck teased as he leaned forward and invaded her much needed personal space.

"Eww. No. Back up," Blair grumbled as she scrunched her face in repulsion and shoved at his shoulders to push him away. Chuck, surprisingly, did not resist.

"So why did you call me? I'm sure you were already conjuring up some evil, twisted scheme against, if I'm not mistaken which I usually never am, Jenny Humphrey."

"You're right. But he's your brother, or at least you two have been acting as if your parents have already sealed the deal. I figured I'd ask for your input on the matter," Blair tossed out casually as she stood from the bed and went to grab Asher's cellphone. "I deemed some major social destruction was the way to go. Of mini-Humphrey that is."

Just then Chuck's phone rang, and looking at the Caller ID, he spotted Eric's name and signaled Blair to remain quiet.

"Eric?"

Blair's eyebrow quirked as she heard Chuck voice Eric's name and scurried over to the bed next to him to press her ear next to Chuck's phone. Chuck smiled at the feel of her breasts pressed against his arm, but avoided telling her that she had placed herself in such a position.

Hey, Chuck. Umm, I know you're probably busy...

"No, not at all. At least not as busy as I would like to be," Chuck sneered piggishly as he laughed into the phone.

Eric let out a dry laugh and remained quiet.

"What's wrong, Eric?" Chuck asked, noticing the awkwardness in his voice.

It's Georgina...

Blair's back stiffened as she sat up straight on the bed and looked down at Chuck in shock. He shushed her with his finger, and Blair rushed to press herself against his phone again to listen in on the rest of the conversation.

She came over for dinner and she told my mom... Well she told Serena and my mom that she spotted me kissing...Asher this morning.

Chuck shook his head in disgust and made a mental note of mutilating Whore-gina the first chance he got. "Eric, I'm so sorry. I know you didn't want them to find out that way."

Yeah. It's just, my mom... You should have seen her. She was so repulsed with the idea that I'm gay. It was so...

"Listen, Eric. Why don't you come over? I'm at Blair's right now..."

I thought you said you weren't busy, Eric teased, despite the fact that he had been outed in the middle of dinner by Georgina nonetheless, he still held his sense of humor.

"Right. I'm not. We're not. Not really," Chuck assured him as he stared at Blair and grinned, making Blair scoff in aggravation.

"We're not, Eric. He wishes he was," Blair spoke loudly against the receiver and turned to hop off the bed.

Chuck laughed in time with Eric's laughter. "See. Now come over. I think we can help you."

If you think you can, spoke softly, the doubt evident in his voice.

"I know we can. That's what Waldorf and I are best at...besides the other stuff..."

Eric chuckled.

Blair threw a pillow at Chuck's head.

"OK. OK. We'll be waiting for you. Time for damage control on this end," Chuck rushed out as he shielded himself with his arm from the onslaught of pillows being flung at him.

Yeah. OK. Bye.

Chuck snapped shut his phone and glared over at Blair. "You wanna play, Waldorf? We'll play..." he growled out as he ran over to where she stood at the head of the bed flinging her pillows at him.

"Nooooooo!" Blair shouted as Chuck grabbed her around the waist and flung her onto the bed.

"All's fair in war...and that other thing," Chuck laughed as he began tickling Blair incessantly, causing her to scream amidst giggles and squirms on the bed.

"Chuck! Stop! OK. OK. Stop! Chuck!" Blair huffed out between laughs, fighting against his obtrusive hands and trying to pull away from him.

"You're not getting away from me, Waldorf!" Chuck laughed as he crawled onto the bed and shackled her between his thighs. He continued to tickle her and irritate her to no end until she kneed him in the groin in one of her attempts to free herself from his ticklish fingers.

"Hmpf!" Chuck groaned out as he collapsed on top of her and waited for the pain to subside.

"Chuck...? Are you OK?" Blair breathed out in short gasps as the weight of his body on top of her was comfortingly familiar.

"I'm dying..." Chuck moaned out as raised his weight slowly onto his arms and stared down at her.

She was flushed, nice and pink and astonishingly beautiful. Her hair was tousled and in disarray. And there was a sheer shine of sweat on her brow from her struggle beneath him. She looked exactly the way she use to look after he'd finished ravaging her body. And just as suddenly as the pain of her knee had overwhelmed him, a different pain entirely took over and he had to shift his lower body away from her in order to disguise his growing arousal.

"You're paying for that, Waldorf," Chuck growled out lowering his hands to grab her around her ribcage and stroking her softly.

Blair's eyes glazed over with desire as she felt his hands gently massaging her right under her breasts. She had felt his growing erection against her stomach before he shifted his weight off of her, and she could see the look in his eyes that indicated one thing. SEX.

"Chuck..." Blair whispered softly as she began to close her eyes to the sensual feel of his hands. "Chuck!" she screamed out as he resumed his tickling the moment her eyes had shut.

And that's how Dorota found them when she walked into the room. "Miss Blair!" the portly maid squealed in surprise as she walked into Blair's room and found Chuck laying on top of her and then the two of them rolling around on the bed laughing and grabbing at each other.

Chuck immediately pulled away from Blair and smiled innocently over at Dorota. "Dorota," he said softly as he nodded his head and continued to smile.

Dorota glared over at him and then turned back to Blair. "Miss Blair, Mr. Eric is here to see you," Dorota said as she motioned to the door, turned and gave a hard glance at Chuck, and then turned and walked out of the room.

Blair smiled at the interaction between her maid and Chuck and slipped on her shoes. Walking past Chuck, she flipped him a look over her shoulder and scowled. "You're so immature you know that?"

Chuck laughed. "Oh please...you love it." And he followed her out of the room.

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A/N: OK so I got some requests for an Eric interaction in this scene so I tried to include him, at least in that short phone conversation the three of them were a part of. I was going to continue the chapter further, with Chuck, Blair and Eric deciding to go to Asher's party and putting him in his place. But then I'd figured it would be too long, and not too focused on CHUCK/BLAIR deleted scenes, so I gave it a rest here where I finished. But you guys can assume that they hatched out a small plan at Blair's house and then drove over to the party where Blair enters first and then Eric follows her inside and confesses to the room that he's actually the guy Asher was spotted kissing. And yes I know I kept this chapter light and...fluffy?? I guess you guys would call it, which is totally something foreign for me to write...but hey, I'm tired of C/B excruciatingly painful drama. And we do tend to forget that all these guys are just teenagers, basically children. I figured a tickle fight was not soooo unbelievable. Maybe out of character for them, but hey that's what love does to people. LOL. OK so review if you guys want. Much appreciation ahead of time. Thanks!! xoxo