I know I haven't been updating lately. It wasn't my fault! The stupid computer broke down and totally crashed down. But I got a new and improve computer so yay for me! This story is dedicated to my lovely and sweet sister.

Disclaimer: I don't own the TMNT!

5 days later…

Another painful day as a tech supporter for the young genius teen turtle. He sighed again when he got another call.

"Thank you for choosing Donnie's Tech support 24 hours a day, how can I help you?" he said dreadfully. What would he give for a little excitement in his life?!

"Donnie?" A young woman said over the phone.

"April?" Donnie sat up strait in his computer chair. And waited for his friend to speak. If she was calling him at work then it has to be that important.

"Yeah, I called you, because a package came for you."

"A package?"

"yeah, it came this morning and its huge, I don't know who dropped it off but it 'must of token a lot of help to carry this box. Casey help me bring it in the apartment. What did you order?"

"I don't remember ordering anything huge. Or ordering anything for that matter. Maybe Mikey bought some new game system and put it under my name."

'It could be, because it big enough to be one."

"Hold on, I'll ask him." He put the head phone and turned to Mikey angrily.

"Mikey!!" startled by he sudden outburst, Mikey dropped the remote on the floor. He turned and looked at Donnie innocently.

"Yes, my dear brother?"

"How MANY times have I told you not to use the money for your GAMES?!'' Mikey thought for a little bit with hand stroking his chin in his thinking. Annoyed by it, he decided to remind him.

"A lot, haven't I!"

"Well, yeah dude, but why are you bringing this up now?" he said confusingly. Mikey can't remember when he bought another gaming system.

"because a package came for you but under my name." he was furious, no he was beyond that. Why didn't Mikey order another gaming again that probably cost more that the kitchen and the food put together.

"Well I didn't order anything." Great now he was lying to his face.

"Whatever, I am going to pick it up at April's house, and next time think before you purchase anything." Donnie ignores his brother's protest still insisting that he never order anything. He pick his phone head set and place it back on and continued to talk to April.

"Sorry about that April. I will go pick it up right now and see what he ordered."

"Do you want to see what it is the package?"

"Naw, I'll just do it . it's bad enough that you are holding the package for me, I don't want to cause any more trouble for you. I am on my way." He put on his oversize coat and hat to cover his turtle body so he wouldn't alarm anybody.

"I am going, and when I get back Mikey you're in a whole world of trouble."

"But I didn't do—"

He slammed the door after he left not wanting to hear Mikey right now. With his hands in his pockets he walked to April's apartment to a pick up a certain package.

He panted heavily when he finally got it in his room. His body slumped again the oddly shaped package. He took a deep breath and he took off his oversize coat and hat and threw on the floor beside him and took another deep breath and exhaled. What in the world is in there. He looked at the package which was nicely wrapped in a light purple present wrapping and a pretty blue bow tied neatly on it. Don't even ask how he got the package through the sewer line.

Donnie got up from the floor and examines the box. Then he notices the tag.

To: Mr. Donnie Dodgers.

Thank you for choosing MY Absolute Fantasy. In this package is the product you order from us. Your products has a free 1 month grantee, till then have fun.

With regards,

Dr. Vaughan

What?! When did he order anything from them. What product? He totally forgot about that quiz thing. He unwrapped the present and he switched up the lead and he slowly lifted it up…

"AAAAHHHH!" he screamed and he lost his balanced and landed painfully on the floor. Because what he saw wasn't a key chain! It wasn't even a mug! That was a girl! And not just any girl, a NAKED girl! Her long brown hair spread across he ivory smooth back that was also covered in bubble wrap. The girl was fast asleep in bubble wrap. Before Donnie could do anything, there was a knock on his door. Crap.

"Donnie, can you please listen to me?" he almost forgot about Mikey. He slam the box lid close, but what about air for her. Oh man, what was he going to do?

"Hold on Mikey. Uhh… just one sec." he grabbed his goat from the floor and draped it over her and ran to his door and open a bit .

"What is it Mikey?"

"I really never—"

Ï know, I believe you." He said nervously cutting his brother off.

"You do?"

"Yeah, umm… I order something, sorry I blamed you. "

"It's alright, but what did you order? Can I see?"

"It's only a mug nothing special… uhh got to go."

"Wait Donnie—" but he already shut the door in his face and locked it. He went straight to the box and open it and immediately checked her pulse to see her she still alive. I mean a girl in a box with no wholes for who knows how many hours. And he felt one. Thank goodness, she was just sleeping.

"Miss, Miss, can you hear me?"She didn't even stir or moan or anything, she was just lying there. He looked around her box and he saw an instruction manual, lying by her head. He picked it up and he read it.

"1. To start your product, place a kiss on her. K-kiss? He looked down her , and watched her continue to sleep. Her hand curled up by her delicate face. She looked like an innocent child sleeping at their bedtime with no care in the world. But a kiss? Where? He looked at the instruction manual

2. on her lips.

3. and she will be booted up.

4. Have fun.

What has he gotten himself into?

Somewhere in New York City…

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SENT THE WRONG PACKAGE?!" A young woman slammed her hands on her nice polished desk. Her beautiful young face now red with anger.

"I am sorry. I-I promise that I will fix this… and that is not the only bad news." He said nervously as he fiddle with his fingers.

"You're on THIN ICE Steve!" she growled.

"You know that other project you were building for the U.S. Military." He almost whisper. He might as well tell her now, then her finding out the hard way.

"You mean the B.A.W…What about it? It's still being stored till being stored until picked up…right?" her eye narrowed at him suspiciously, she could fell her fists tighten in a tight ball.

"Well, I just found out that some of the download data was Accidently switched and so was both of your products."" Expecting her to scream at him, he saw her take a big breath and to his guess, she might have counted to ten. Her fist unclenched and she slowly and calmly walked from her desk to him.

"You mean to tell me that my Top Assassin military weapon if playing hooky with a boy that we Don't even know in god knows where in the country, while the real Absolute GIRLFRIEND IS STORED TILL IT'S BEING PICK UP! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD?!"

"N-no ,Listen, I could fix this, just give me 2 weeks I will have the Bio Weapon ready to be pick up by the military presentation."

"Make me look bad, you'll find yourself working among Plummer's! Do you understand me?! '"

"Y-Yes Dr. Vaughan."

"Good now get to work and GET THAT DAMN THING OUT OF THE SHIPPING BOX NOW! … And reload the data in her." she gritted her teeth and went back to her desk. She sat there with a sigh, pinch the bridge of her noise in frustration. How can they confuse a weapon to a girlfriend product? She was surrounded by moron, absolute morons.

"Yo Donnie!" His brother Raph called loudly. Donnie slightly jump from the loud voice from down stairs. He turned back to the sleeping girl that was covered in Bubble wrap. What should he do? What kind of sick joke is this?

"Donnie! I need help with my Motorcycle!" he looked back and forth between his door and the poor girl. What if he … Oh my what if he sighed up for a sex slave thing? Oh man, he thought it was an innocent play question that would give you a key chain or a mug? How was he suppose to get out of this problem?!

.Ring. was that a phone? He looked around the room while the phone ringed again… was it coming from the box, he looked around her and he saw an expensive looking phone above her head. He grabbed the phone and answered it.

"Hello?"

"Donnie Dodgers? Hope you like what you see?"

"Listen I never order a girl. I won't tell the authorities that you are a trafficker and that you are selling girls--"he was cut of by a amusing laugh by the other end line.

"Ha-ha, you amuse me Mr. Dodgers. We are not traffickers, and the girl in the box is not a prostitute." The man on the phone explains. But if she wasn't a prostitute then what was she?

"What?"

"I said—"'

"No, I know what you said but this doesn't make sense, if you are not—"

"What we are is not of your concern." He said more seriously. "But what I can tell you in the box is your lovely girlfriend."

"G-GIRLFRIEND?! What do you mean Girlfriend?!"

"The test you took the other day, it was simply telling you what kind of girl you would like to have. So with all the modifications we did, we made your ideal girlfriend. Have you boosted her up yet?"

"So let me get this striate. She is not human?""if he had hair he would run his hand through it right now.

"Of course she is. We just reset the mind. Just like a computer resetting data and downloads."

"And the boosting thing, what is all that about?"

"Oh that hahaha. In order to wake her up you have to kiss her of course. The crew thought if would be hilarious if we put that modification, like the fairytale of sleepy beauty or snow white. Just a harmless little joke, nothing to worry about." He laughed. Donnie was having trouble with whether or not to believe this whole thing.''

"If you have any troubles please don't hesitate to ask. This cell phone will be able to contact us. Good bye Mr. Dodgers."

"NO wait—"

"And have fun with your new girlfriend." And the phone line went dead.

"This should be interesting…"he said with a smug smirk on his well tan broad face. Kicking his feet up on his nice polish black desk.

"Donnie where are you?!" Raph voice yelled making Donnie out of train of thought.

"Hold on Raph!" he looked back at the girl, he took a big deep breath and he leaned in, he was slowly getting closer to the girl and he could feel her breath on his lips, he leaned in closer and gave her a small peek. Her lips were so soft and—

"DONNIE! Are you going to help me or what!?!" Donnie sighed again , he looked back down at the girl and found her still sleeping. Maybe they were pulling his leg.

"Coming Raph!"he got up and head down stairs before taking one last look at the mysterious girl laying in a box… unknowing after he closed the door, blue eyes slowly fluttered open….

"There you go. The chain was just loose." He tighten the loosen chain.

"Thanks bro… Donnie?" Raph leaned back on the wall while cleaning his hand with a white rag that was now covered in black grease. (A.N. oh, I just love that sexy biker guy/turtle)

"Yeah?"

"Mikey told me he says you carrying a really big box to your room and then he said you told him it was a mug?"

"Oh… that, umm I was just kidding. Hahaha, you know a joke." Donnie laughed nervously.

"If that's all, then what was in it."

"Just something new for the computer nothing more."

"Is that all…"

"Yeah."

"well thanks again Donnie."

"Sure." Then he left in a rush to his room…

"Donnie is a little obsessive with computers, he needs a girlfriend."Raph mumbled…

Donnie looked around anxiously around his room when the girl wasn't laying her box. Or anywhere in his room for that matter. He looked under his bed and in her box for what was the fifth time that he checks. What was he going to do when one of his brother find a naked girl in their house. Then his troubles were gone when he found her in his bathroom looking around curiously.

"Hey you girl…"he turned her head and when she saw him she smiled so brilliantly. He blushed when he notice that she was standing in his bath room naked.

"Hi, it very nice to meet you, I am your absolute girlfriend. Please take good care of me."

"Umm, here." he passed her his over sized brown jacket. He didn't dare look at her. He felt her grabbed it and heard her thank him but what he didn't expect was an impact on him.

"Thank you Donnie." She said softly, wrapping her arms around his waist. He looked down at her and she looked back up at him with a smile.

"He, get off—"
"I love you." Donnie blushed darkly through this thick green skin. She leaned her sweet face in till her lips were inches apart from his. Donnie grabbed both of her arms and yanked her back before she could go any further.

"What are you doing?!" she looked almost hurt by the minor rejection.

"I was only going to kiss you." Was this girl serious?

"Can't you see that I am not human?"

"Yea I see that. You look like a turtle." She blinked cutely and let out a cute bubble giggle while a blushed formed at her cheeks; she said it like it was no big deal.

"And you're not creep out by it?"

"No, I love you too much to be creep out by your looks." Her cute looked went away and she smile and slowly closed her brilliant blue eyes and leaned in, her hands slowly went on his chest. "You rather handsome for a turtle.Je vous aime ma belle tortue." And again she was pulled away just when she was so close.

"What's wrong?"She said sadly.

"You don't even know me to love me. So how can you say that?"

"I just do. I don't really have a reason."

"Listen umm, what is your name?"

"I don't have one. You didn't give me one." Donnie back away from her , the jacket was falling off her shoulder, revealing her pretty ivory shoulder. He grabbed the sleeve and put it back on. And tied the best more tighter so it won't fall. She only smiled up at him. He had to admit, she was very beautiful. Long chest nut hair, nicely cut bangs, her pretty blue eyes that showed innocence and a playful look, her rosy cheeks on her ivory smooth face. He sighed again. Sometimes boys can never say no to a pretty face like her, but he was confused and didn't know what to do. What if his brothers find out? What is she going to wear? She wasn't going to stay on the oversize coat forever. She need cloths and… dare he say it. Panties.

"What is it Donnie? You don't hate me do you?" She looked like she was going to cry when tears threaten to come down from the corner of her eyes.

"No, No, of course not, how could I hate you when I don't know you." She smiled at him.

"Can I kiss you?"she asked sweetly.'

"No!" right now he need to think. What was he going to do? He can't keep her here. He saw her walk up to the stereo and she switched it on and Michel Buble came on. He sighed when she squealed in delight.

"I love this song."

"That's nice." he said in bored tone, he sat down on the bed while he listen to the music.

When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more

"Donnie will you dance with me?"

"No! I don't dance." she only smiled playfully and she was already dancing to the rhythm. Swinging he hips side to side.

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When you dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me.

"Aw come on, one dance wouldn't hurt." She spins on her balls of her feet.

"No." she ran up to him and grabbed his forearm and she continued to plead.

"please Donnie."

"I said no."

"Please…" she pulled on his arms some more.

"No means no." he yanked his arm back.

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak

"Just dance with me."

"NO." with all her strength she yanked him up from the bed and she spin him like the leading man would do for his dance partner. Donnie was dumb struck. How was she able to lift him from the bed like nothing? I mean he know he must weigh 2 times her weight.

I can hear the sound of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now

She closed her eyes and began to move with the music, she guided his hand on her back and made him dip and slowly bring her up.

When marimba rhythms starts to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more.

She spins under his lifted arm and open her eyes to meet his. Blue meet Brown. He blushed, and somehow deep down he was glad he was dancing with her. She smiled and placed her hand on his shoulder.

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me

She was making him lead the tango, something he was never good at, dancing. And yet here she was making him look like he knows what he was doing when he had no clue.

When marimbas start to play
Hold me close, make me sway
Like an ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close sway me more

He had no idea why he was giving into someone he doesn't know.

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me

And just before the song ended she made him dip her, but his foot stumbled on her making him and her fall on his room floor. She yelp when his body landed on her.

"I am so sorry." he lifted up so there won't be any more heavy weight on her. He looked down at her and she just looked up at him, her chest nut hair spread out on the floor, his hands on each side of her face, their legs tangle each other, Her flushed face her pink lips formed a smile, it him it was more an intimate position and his ideal girlfriend took it to her advantage.

"You were right about not dancing. So I am sorry." She picked up his right hand and partly supported him from falling on top of her and she kissed his knuckles gently while resting her long eyelashes on her rosy checks. "Please forgive me." Donnie blushed again through his green skin and shook his head out of a thought.

"No, it wasn't your fault." The whole situation would have been very arousing if she never asked that question.

"… May I kiss you now mon amour?" he got off of her when she ruined the mood with her annoying questions and sat right up, crossing his legs underneath him. He liked her better in the box when she was not talking.

"Again I don't know you let a alone your name, and you're not really wearing any cloths at all! so why would I kiss you?"

"Because I am your ideal girlfriend. Don't you like me naked? Because if you do I could always—" She smiled again. He sighed, and looked back at her who was sitting on her knees next to him.

"NO! Don't you dare take the jacket OFF!" he blushed when her hands went to the coat to attempt to take the jacket off. Lucky for him she stops and she change the subject.

"Are you going to give me a name?"

"Hmm a name? what should I name you?..."'

Mon amour- means my love in French. I will be putting a lot of French and Japanese, or Italian and Spanish. But mostly French.

Je vous aime ma belle tortue- I love you my lovely Turtle. French.

This is where you readers come in. Tell me what Donnie should name his little girlfriend. Comment me… 0x0