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I know I said this story will have ten chapters, but I decided against it as I was writing out this chapter. I apologize for the delay. It took almost two weeks to write this chapter out, so I hope you guys enjoy it! Thanks again for the lovely reviews, I will probably have the first chapter of Sexcapades done and posted in the following week, maybe two.
Warning: This chapter is a little over the sour lemon side...
Enjoy the final chapter of Orgasms! It was a pleasure writing it, and super fun!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Summary: Because masturbation is completely healthy and not abnormal. Follow Sasuke and Sakura into their developing relationship from awkward kisses, to hungry make out sessions. Oh, and raging teenager hormones.
Chapter 9 – Orgasms
Just as Sakura was told, Mebuki and Kizashi were still out. Which of course gave Sasuke and Sakura enough time to... do stuff.
Sasuke followed Sakura up the stairs to her room and she pushed him on her bed.
"You wait there while I shower." Sakura smirked when she saw Sasuke's face drop.
"What? Did you actually think I was going to let you in the bathroom with me and watch me shower? Pervert." She added. Sasuke wore his best pouty face and Sakura rolled her eyes and resisted the urge to laugh. She grabbed a t-shirt and shorts and clean underwear and headed into the bathroom. Sasuke sighed and he lay on the bed while Sakura took her shower. He looked towards the door, and noticed that it was slightly cracked open.
No way she did that on accident. Sasuke said to himself.
He got up and walked to the door, being a little pervert, and peeked through the crack. The mirror gave him a good angle and he could see the faint outlining of Sakura's body.
He didn't want to risk it, so he closed the door, quietly and walked to the bed, waiting patiently for Sakura to return.
Women.
They always take long ass showers. Sasuke stared blankly at the ceiling and his eyes shot towards the bathroom door when it opened. Sakura stepped out wearing her chosen attire; her hair is dripping wet.
She walked to the bed and Sasuke could smell the strawberry scent of her shampoo and body wash.
Sakura cleared her throat, and he turned his head to look down at her.
Her big, green eyes looked up at him expectantly and Sasuke smirked at her. He moved down to kiss her and Sakura practically devoured his mouth.
Her teeth chewed and pulled on his lower lip and he couldn't help but moan.
She climbed on top of her, sitting in his lap and Sasuke placed his hands on her waist, his hands reached into her loose shirt and he rubbed the soft skin of her sides.
Sakura reached up and she raked her fingers through the hair on the back of his head, clenching the strands between her fingers.
Sasuke reached up and he cupped her breast through her bra, feeling her nipple tighten against his palm.
Sakura's back arched and she moaned in the sloppy kiss. She pulled away, and tossed her head back when he teased her sensitive nipple through the thin cup of her bra.
Sasuke moved forward, taking Sakura with him, and he ended up on top of her.
Sakura's damp hair that pooled behind her neck felt so good against her heated skin. Sasuke's tongue, teeth, and lips were doing amazing things to her neck that she couldn't control the moans spilling from her lips.
Not only was Sasuke a fantastic kisser, but he just knew what to do with his mouth in general.
"Ahh!" Sakura cried out when he sucked on the sensitive spot behind her ear.
Sasuke tugged on the end of her shirt and she didn't hesitate in tearing it off herself. The raven haired teen unhooked her bra from the front and tossed the piece of clothing on the floor.
Sakura watched through her smoldering, dilated green eyes as Sasuke cupped her breast while his mouth worked on the other.
Her nipples tightened instantly and she closed her eyes, letting the feeling of pure ecstasy course throughout her entire body, sending ripples of electricity all the way from her toes to the top of her head. She felt amazing.
Sasuke was making her feel so damn good.
Sasuke switched and created a wet trail of saliva to her neglected breast. His tongue flicked over her nipple and he wrapped his lips around the hardening piece of pink flesh and sucked hard.
"Sasuke!" Sakura whimpered.
Sasuke kissed the swelling of her breasts and down her stomach.
"Is your belly still sore?" He asked huskily.
"N-no... It doesn't hurt anymore—
Sasuke sucked her belly ring in between his teeth and he tugged on the metal, making Sakura cry out, loud.
He liked the way that sounded and his tongue flicked over the cool metal and he sucked on the piercing again.
Sakura was seeing fucking stars. Her back arched clean off the mattress, and she let out a very sexy moan.
Sasuke tugged on her shorts and she looked into his deep coal eyes.
"I want to taste you." He purred.
Sakura's already flushed face burned a darker red and she merely looked away.
Sasuke took that as an "okay" and he teasingly, agonizingly slowly pulled her shorts down, leaving her blue cotton panties on, sporting a dark wet spot.
Sasuke reached up and he rubbed her through her panties.
Sakura whimpered and her legs parted instinctively. He pushed her panties to the side and almost moaned at the sight of her very wet entrance. Sasuke placed a feather light kiss over the cute thatch of pink curls before he pealed her underwear off. Sakura's leg shook and Sasuke smirked. She whimpered, wanting to finally release all the damn amazing pleasure Sasuke had formed with simple kisses and simple touching (yeah, simple).
Sasuke reached up and he spread her nether lips, and licked her wet clit.
Sakura's hand reached down and she clenched his hair in her hands, moaning as his tongue swirled over her sensitive flesh.
His fingers moved inside her burning core and Sakura almost lost it.
"Sasuke! Oh my god!"
His tongue moved fast against her swollen clit while his fingers moved in and out, slow and fast – teasing her. Sasuke kissed her pubic mound and he moved up so his body was laying beside hers, his fingers still moving inside her in a circular motion.
Sakura cried out, her body jolting and shaking. Sasuke pressed his lips against her ear and he chewed on her ear lobe. He felt her inner walls tightening, and he pushed them deep inside her, rubbing them over the very sensitive spot inside her.
"Sasuke—I'm so... oh god, fuck!"
"Cum for me."
The deep sexiness of his voice made Sakura explode and all that pleasure had released and she lay on the bed panting heavily, her chest heaving. Sasuke brought his fingers to his lips and he licked them clean.
When Sakura finally regained her composure, she leaned over, and attacked his pants, unbuttoning and pulling them down, along with his boxers.
She gripped his erection in her tiny hand and Sasuke groaned when she wrapped her swollen lips around his stiff organ.
Sakura moved her fist while her tongue moved over the slit, gathering all the clear pre-cum that had gathered there.
Sasuke gripped her damp hair and watched his girlfriend.
Despite how virginal she is, Sakura was learning really quick. The way her tongue moved around him made his insides coil and do flips, the way her hand softly squeezed and stroked him made him bite his lip—when she moved her tongue from the slit, down the shaft and down lower to—
"Fuck, Sakura." His hand shot up to grip her hair, tight.
She looked up at him with her innocent, green eyes fringed with dark lashes.
Her fist moved in a cork screw motion while her tongue moved over his balls. Sasuke moaned in his throat and the grip on her hair tightened. When the moan that erupted in Sakura's throat and sent vibrations around Sasuke's cock, his body stiffened; Sakura blushed as his cum spilled onto her hand and she continued moving her hand, milking him.
Sasuke watched through half lidded eyes as Sakura experimentally licked the back of her hand clean.
"Mmmm, you taste so good." She purred sexily.
"Oh fuck." Sasuke climbed on top of her, crushing his lips over hers.
Sakura woke up late Sunday afternoon. After her and Sasuke's little moments last night, getting each other off until her parents got home, she ended up going to bed early from being so tired, and staying up on the phone with Sasuke until three o'clock AM.
She stretched her arms above her head and walked to the bathroom to wash her face and brush her teeth.
Downstairs, Mebuki and Kizashi were in the kitchen eating lunch.
"Morning." Sakura beamed.
"Afternoon." Kizashi corrected her.
"Same thing." Sakura laughed as she walked to the table and sat down next to her mother. Sakura reached over and she grabbed Kizashi's half eaten sandwich and he was about to protest until Sakura stuck her tongue out at him.
She took a bite and smiled. "Mom you make the best sandwiches ever."
"Thank you dear." Mebuki smiled while she gave Kizashi her half of the sandwich.
There was a small silence at the table until Mebuki spoke again.
"Did Sasuke make it home okay last night?" She asked.
"Yeah, didn't you hear her laughing like a little girl early this morning." Kizashi commented.
Sakura blushed and muttered something inaudible under her breath.
"I was snoring and dead asleep last night remember." Mebuki eyed her husband.
Sakura switched glances between the two as they bickered about a conversation that apparently happened earlier this morning, because she couldn't recall her father ever telling her mother about the snoring fits she has. Sakura didn't think her mother would snore... she assumed Kizashi was the one snoring in the room...
Sakura let the two argue and she walked upstairs to her room.
Her phone was blinking, signaling her that she had new messages.
Two of them were from Ino, and the other was from Sasuke.
She had slept longer than she thought because they had messaged her two hours before she woke up.
Hey forehead, sorry about the day at the mall, I took your advice the wrong way and thought you were just being a controlling friend. But, anyway, I have some news!
–Ino
Shikamaru and I are dating, apparently he broke up with that Temari girl, and now we're together!
– Ino
Sakura bit her lip.
She deleted Ino's messages, but sent her one anyway (good for you).
She was still a little upset that Ino had ruined a relationship between Shikamaru and Temari, according to Hinata they were together for a long time.
But, once Ino flew into the picture she assumed Shikamaru had just taken a real liking to her.
Sakura shrugged. Maybe Ino didn't ruin anything. Maybe Shikamaru was really interested and maybe he wanted to break it off with Temari for a while. Maybe she was making assumptions that didn't make any sense.
Sakura read Sasuke's message next.
Itachi decided today was the day he was going to be awesome. We're going car shopping. XD – Sasuke
Sakura giggled and she quickly text him back (if you come back with a car, better give me a ride in it!).
She set her phone down and walked to change into a pair of jean shorts and a short sleeved black shirt. Sakura passed a brush through her way to long hair that she loved way too much. Her phone beeped and she quickly grabbed it.
You don't seem very happy for me – Ino
Sakura frowned. She loved Ino, but sometimes the woman was way too impossible. It's like she expected Sakura to throw her some parade or something.
She text her blond friend back and Sasuke had just text her back.
Come outside – Sasuke
Sakura shoved her phone in her pocket and ran to her bedroom window and smiled wide, noticing a navy blue 2012 Chevy Camaro parked in her driveway. Suddenly she felt a little jealous.
Sakura ran downstairs, completely oblivious that her parents were still in the kitchen bickering. She walked through the front door and smiled brightly.
"What did you do to convince him to get you... this?!" Sakura asked amused.
"A lot." Was Sasuke's nonchalant answer as he climbed out and leaned against his new baby.
"Is it manual or automatic?" Sakura asked, checking out the nice ass fucking car.
"Manual. Fuck automatic." Sasuke smirked.
Sakura looked up at him.
"Let's take it for a spin! And get Naruto too!" Sakura climbed into the passenger seat and Sasuke climbed into the drivers seat.
He turned the ignition on and the engine roared loudly. Sakura's big green eyes widened and she looked over the interior of the car.
It was a damn beauty.
Sasuke pulled out of the driveway, and Sakura watched in complete awe as her boyfriend smoothly switched the gears on the car, making his way to his best friends house.
Sakura text Naruto, telling him to come outside. Just as Sasuke pulled up, Naruto had walked out and he practically dropped the bowl of ramen in his hand, his jaw went south as well.
"What the fuck!" He screamed.
"We're taking it for a spin! Get in!" Sakura shouted.
Naruto walked inside for a few minutes and ran back out, stumbling as he tried his best to put his shoes on, hopping on one leg all the while.
Sakura exit out of the vehicle and pulled the passenger seat forward so Naruto can get in through the back. She pushed the seat back and sat down, closing the door.
"This is awesome!" Naruto beamed.
"Isn't it?!" Sakura agreed.
Sasuke listened to his girlfriend and his friend admire his new car. Hell, even he was surprised Itachi had got it for him.
"Let's get Ino and Hinata." Sakura told Sasuke.
"Ino?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah, she's still my friend you know?" Sakura answered.
Sasuke shrugged and he made a quick right to find Ino's house. He and had been to Ino's house two times, and that was when Sakura, Naruto, and himself used to all hang out together. Sasuke parked in front of her house and Sakura climbed out and walked down the cobblestone sidewalk and up the steps.
She rang the doorbell and Inoichi answered the door.
"Hey Mr. Yamanaka, is Ino here?" Sakura asked politely.
"I'm sorry Sakura, she's out with some boy... uh—
"Shikamaru?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, that's his name. I'll let her know you stopped by." Inoichi said.
Sakura nodded and she walked back to the car.
She climbed into the passenger seat and Sasuke and Naruto looked at her curiously.
"She's not home." Sakura finally said.
"I just text Hinata, she's at her cousin's house... I really don't feel like seeing Neji and his little group of friends, so, we can wait until she's done—
"Come on Naruto, Neji is not that bad." Sakura said, lying to herself.
"Yeah okay." Naruto laughed.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, and headed to Neji's house.
"Ino might be over there since Neji and Shikamaru are always hanging out." Sasuke commented.
"True, we can kidnap her." Sakura laughed manically and Sasuke and Naruto merely rolled their eyes.
Sakura is such a nerd.
When they pulled up to the Hyuuga mansion, Sakura was the first one out of the vehicle. She wasn't scared of Neji like Naruto was, and Sasuke (who didn't want to admit to it).
The large flight of marble stairs was a simple cake walk for Sakura and she rang the doorbell.
Luckily it was Hinata to answered the door.
"Hey." Hinata whispered.
"Hey! Let's go, now." Sakura grabbed Hinata's hand and the lavender haired girl squeaked as she was dragged out of the large house.
"Wait, I have to tell Neji that I'm leaving." Hinata said politely. Sakura nodded.
"You can come in you know." She said as Sakura stood against the marble wall.
"Uh... okay."
Sakura waved at Naruto and Sasuke and they remained in the car; she rolled her eyes and followed Hinata into the large home.
Neji and his group of friends were in the living room, and Sakura regretted walking in because Lee had spotted her.
"Neji, I'm going out with my friends." Hinata said.
The elder sibling looked up at Sakura and then to Hinata.
He turned back to his friends and continued talking to them.
"Sakura! You look so beautiful today—
Lee was cut short when Tenten punched him (hard).
"Sakura?"
The girl turned around, finding Ino walking into the room with Shikamaru.
The tension in the room changed as everyone eyed her dangerously.
Sakura flinched, feeling someone brush by her. The boy she knew by the name of Gaara walked by Shikamaru, purposely bumping into him.
"Time to go." Hinata grabbed Sakura's wrist and both bolted out of the house.
"That was Temari's brother right?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah. Neji had to stop Gaara from kicking Shikamaru's butt earlier. It's been so hectic since Shikamaru and Temari broke up. I was on the phone with her all night." Hinata said sadly.
"Ino text me today saying that she and Shikamaru were together. I can't say I'm happy for her, but what can I do." Sakura answered.
"Exactly. I tried to tell Temari that Shikamaru wasn't for her, that she deserved better, but she was so in love with him." Hinata responded.
Sakura opened the passenger door and pulled the seat up once they reached Sasuke's car.
She climbed in and pulled her phone out when it started ringing.
"Hello?"
"Hey, what's going on? You have been ignoring me for days!" She heard Ino shout.
"Ino. I love you, but right now you're just acting crazy. I understand if you're happy but... Shikamaru and Temari—
"Shikamaru broke up with Temari because he didn't love her anymore." Ino interrupted Sakura.
Sakura bit her lip and sighed.
"Well if you say so. We were going to take Sasuke's car around. I came by your house and your dad said that you were with Shikamaru." Sakura said.
"Yeah, he called me. Can Shikamaru come?" Ino asked excitedly.
"There's only one seat left." Sakura answered.
There was a small silence on the other end.
"Okay, maybe next time. I'll see you tomorrow at school." Ino chirped.
Before Sakura could respond, Ino ended the call, fast.
"Well that was a little... fast." Naruto commented.
"Yeah." Sakura said sadly.
Suddenly, she didn't feel like doing anything anymore. So, she told Sasuke to take her home.
"Are you sure?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah." Sakura responded.
After driving around the block for a little while, Sasuke pulled up to Sakura's house and she kissed him long on the lips before climbing out.
"I'll call you later. Have fun you guys!" Sakura smiled at the three.
"Bye Sakura." Naruto said.
"Bye." She smiled at Naruto and Hinata.
Sakura stepped back and Naruto climbed into the passenger seat so Sasuke didn't feel like a taxi driver having Naruto and Hinata sit in the back. Sasuke drove away from Sakura's house and she walked inside.
"Oh Sakura, there you are." Mebuki said as the girl walked in.
"Yeah, sorry I left in such a rush. Sasuke's brother got him a car, and he came and got me so we can take it for a drive." Sakura explained.
"That didn't take long." Mebuki said.
"Yeah, I'm not feeling well, I told Sasuke to take me home." Sakura lied.
"Oh, I'm sorry dear. Would you like me to get you something? Do you have a fever? Is your stomach hurting?"
"Mom, I'm fine! Just a headache." Sakura laughed.
"Alright. I'll bring you something hot later." Mebuki responded while Sakura walked up the stairs to her room.
She didn't understand why she felt this way.
Maybe because she and Ino are slowly drifting apart?
Sakura sighed. She walked into her room and plopped herself on the bed.
Sakura pulled her phone out and she dialed Ino's number, and placed the phone against her ear, listening to the ring back tone that Ino had chosen.
"Hello?"
"Hey." Sakura said.
"Hey! What's up?" Ino chirped.
"Nothing, just got home. I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out soon." Sakura asked hopefully.
Ino was quiet on the other end, and Sakura heard her giggle obnoxiously.
"Stop it Shikamaru! What did you say Sakura?" Ino laughed.
Sakura frowned.
"I guess you're busy, I'll call you later." Sakura muttered.
"Okay, bye!" Ino laughed obnoxiously again, and ended the call.
Sakura sighed.
Sakura assumed it was just a "growing up" thing. Ino was moving on and befriending new people, while Sakura is stuck being... well... Sakura. She flipped over on her stomach and checked her phone. Hinata had messaged her asking if she was okay, and Sasuke did the same. Naruto sent her a picture of Sasuke's car with a message attached to it saying "you're missing out".
She couldn't help but grin.
Sakura messaged Hinata back, and told Sasuke that once he was done driving around, that he should come by later.
He didn't hesitate in answering back quickly. He was already on his way which made Sakura smile even more.
She got up off the bed and walked downstairs. Mebuki was in the kitchen and she turned around and she smiled wholeheartedly at her.
"Feeling better?" She asked. "I was just about to bring you some hot tea."
"Yeah, I'm fine now." Sakura took the warm cup of tea and took a sip of it, enjoying the warm taste of its lemony goodness.
"Where's dad?" Sakura asked.
"He got called into work unfortunately." Mebuki sighed sadly.
"He's getting called in to work a lot." Sakura stated.
"Yeah. But he doesn't mind you know. He enjoys the pay." Mebuki smiled.
Sakura shrugged and nodded.
"Sasuke is coming over later." Sakura said.
"Alright dear." Mebuki answered.
Sakura finished her tea and she washed the cup and walked out the front door, sitting on the porch swing to wait for Sasuke.
It was a nice day.
The sun was nice and high in the sky and it wasn't too hot either. She felt relaxed and she lay back on the swing and let it move on its own.
Sakura stared blankly at the porch ceiling and silently hoped that Sasuke would show up. She could use some hard cuddling right now. Sakura smirked. Sasuke wasn't exactly the cuddling type, but when they were alone it was completely different.
She heard a loud engine roar and Sakura lifted her head, finding that sexy car parking in her driveway.
Sakura quickly got up and she ran to the car. Sasuke looked up her and she smiled at him.
"Hurry up." She said.
Sasuke turned the ignition off and he opened the door and followed his pink haired girlfriend into the house. He smiled politely at Mebuki and walked upstairs with Sakura.
Once they were in her room, she shut the door and leaned up against it. Sasuke stared at her awkwardly.
"You haven't really kissed me all day." She said matter of fact.
Sasuke didn't move. She frowned and pouted. Sakura walked by him, and he grabbed her wrist and spun her to him. Sakura looked up at him with her intense apple green eyes. Sasuke raked his long fingers into her hair and clenched the strands, pulling her hair. Sakura gasped and Sasuke leaned down and peppered kisses up and down her long neck. She whimpered and gripped his strong arms.
Sasuke licked a wet line to her lips and he shoved his tongue inside her warm mouth. Sakura kissed him back after coming out of her daze.
Her mother was downstairs, completely oblivious to what they were doing. Yet, Mebuki wasn't stupid. She knew what Sasuke and Sakura were up to. It's not like she could stop them (sort of). She was a kid once.
A small moan erupted in the back of Sakura's throat when Sasuke reached into her short and groped her firm bottom. She pulled away to catch her breath and Sasuke backed her up against the wall.
She gasped as her back hit the wall.
"Happy now?" Sasuke purred wickedly.
Sakura smirked at him.
"Maybe." She responded.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. He walked to sit on Sakura's bed and she followed.
The pink haired girl cuddled up to her boyfriend and she sighed heavily.
Sasuke rubbed his fingers all the way up and down her spine and stared blankly at the ceiling.
"Sakura." Sasuke murmured.
"Hm?" She mumbled.
"Stop it."
"Stop what?"
She looked up at the raven haired teen with innocent eyes and batted her eyelashes.
Her fingers were delicately inching inside his shirt and purposely scraping her fingernails over his very soft flesh.
Sasuke moved on top of her in a swift motion, pinning her wrists downs.
"How did—
"Do you enjoy teasing me like that?" Sasuke asked dangerously.
"Maybe." Sakura said in a voice barely above a whisper.
Sasuke looked down at her pretty face and was taken aback when Sakura surprised him with a very hungry kiss. Her teeth bit his bottom lip and her tongue traced the inside of his mouth. She was getting to him.
He felt his cock twitch in his pants and he fought the urge to reach down and fix the problem, or move it so he wasn't getting scraped to death by his zipper. Their kiss lasted for what seemed like hours, and it was finally broken when Sakura reached down between them and she gripped his erection, and she tried not to absolutely love the moan that escaped his lips.
He pushed her hand away and Sakura looked up at him curiously.
He moved his hand down and unsnapped the button of her jean shorts, and he dipped his hand inside.
Sakura moaned and tossed her head back feeling his fingers against her warm, sensitive flesh.
"You're already so wet for me." Sasuke purred darkly in her ear.
She whimpered in response as his fingers massaged her vulva and slowly dipped into her tight entrance. Sasuke shoved his fingers deep inside her and moved them over her sweet spot, making Sakura bit her lip to silence her moans, knowing all too well her mother is downstairs. But, it was hard keeping quiet when Sasuke's fingers were inside her... moving so quickly and so good.
Sasuke pulled his fingers out and circled them around her clit.
"Ahh!"
Sasuke slowly moved the tip of his fingers over her clit and watched as her face contorted into the look of pure pleasure – her eyes squeezing shut, her teeth biting her lip, and the sexiest little moans escaping her pouty lips.
"Sasuke..." Sakura whimpered.
Sasuke pushed his fingers inside her again and pumped them in and out, feeling her inner walls begin to clench and unclench around his digits.
"Sasuke... ohh—Ahh!"
Sakura's body stiffened and shook and Sasuke rubbed her (slowly) to help her ride out her orgasm.
He kissed her forehead, her eyes, and her lips last.
"God I love you." Sakura breathed.
Sasuke smirked. "I love you too."
"Not only because you can give me the best orgasm that I ever could." Sakura laughed.
Sasuke arched his eyebrow and rolled his eyes at her, cleaning his fingers on her sheets.
"Just saying." Sakura muttered.
Sasuke smirked at her and kissed her.
"I know. There's more to come." He whispered against her lips.
Sakura playfully nipped at his lip.
"I'm ready to see what you have up your sleeve."
Again, I apologize for the terribly long wait. I have been writing this for like a week and a half and I still don't like the way it turned out, some of you may think otherwise. I just didn't like it. Maybe the lemon wasn't juicy enough. Anyhoo, I will have Sexcapades up in probably a few days. Having no internet at my new apartment isn't fun so that's why I disappeared for like a week ;-; my phone was the only way to get on here and answer PM's and such.
Anyhoo. I hope you enjoyed this story. I might add another chapter, an epilogue of some sorts. Or, I'll post a one-shot for Sasuke and Sakura's "first time" before Sexcapades is posted. If you guys would like a one-shot, please let me know in your review, or in a PM, and I'll get around to writing it. In the mean time, bear with me while I disappear again... only to write of course ;)
Reviews are gratefully appreciated. Flames will be ignored.