Okay it has been far to long so time for an update on me. Well I moved and was without internet all this time but I haven't forgotten you guys. I do miss everyone on the net that I have not talked to but if you wanna talk to me face to face you can most likely find me on webcamnow . com. So here are your responses and I do apologize if you had to go back and read the other chapters.

Matrix Taylor: Ya sorry about that short chapter but it happens.

I-Love-Trunks1: haha ya I thought this was a better twist

Fan-to-fiction: ya its only gonna get better!

So here is your chapter!

Chapter 3

Yamcha was pimpin' out today. His hair was awesome, his cloths were awesome, hell his ass looked especially awesome today. As he went strolling down the street like he was a music video star he noticed all the girls checkin him out. Oh yea, he may be older now but he was still a real ladies man. Nothing, absolutely nothing could go wrong today.

SLAM

Yamcha stumbled back as two men just appeared in front of him. One was short with spiky hair, Vegeta of course, god he hated that guy. The other was his tall goofy friend Goku, so understanding, so powerful, so stupid. Yamcha sighed a bit as he saw the look of danger on their faces.

"Yamcha! We might be having a problem here. 6-"

"9," corrected Vegeta a bit annoyed.

"Yea! What he said! 9 powerful levels just appeared out of nowhere and only 5 feel familiar. But there is just no way!"

"No way for what," asked a slightly confused Yamcha.

"Seven people just broke out of Hell," said vegeta pretty much summing up everything they knew.

"DAMIT! I WAS FEELING SO AWESOME TODAY! MY ASS IS AWESOME TODAY! WHY!!!??" Vegeta and Goku exchanged looks and looked back at Yamcha.

"What are you talking about," said Vegeta, "your shirt doesn't match your shoes."

"Yea, and your hair is a bit lopsided," said Goku trying to help.

"Shut up…"

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"Guys, why are we all just standing around," demanded Nappa.

"Because we can," said Trunks with a bit of attitude in his voice.

"We are sensing the power levels of the people here," said King Vegeta as he looked ominously over a cliff.

"This is ridiculous," shouted Freeza, "the only ones who have never been here is you and this clown over hear." He pointed at Bardock who was staring intensely at a frog.

"This reptile thing is giving me the creeps," said Bardock. King Vegeta rolled his eyes. Cell rubbed his temples, what on earth did he do to disserve these people. Sure he killed. Yea, he maimed, and he may have destroyed one innocent life after the other, but seriously!

Trunks was thinking sort of the same thing, except he didn't really want to admit that he may have deserved being stuck with these people. "Okay," he said, "to be honest with you guys I don't really think I'm in any danger of being destroyed, unlike the rest of you losers, so I'm going home. I have had enough of this time line." With that Trunks turned around to leave. He heard footsteps behind him and spun back around to see the small troop following him. "Um, can I help you," he said.

"Yea," said Raditz, "you're the only one here who really knows his way around here so we are going with you."

"What!? Do you know how long it has been sense I was alive!"

"Do you know how long it has been sense WE were alive," said Cell.

"What are you talking about man!? You died the same day I did."

"Yea, well, you have been around longer. Your older."

"So what, go find your own way around like the rest of us did." King Vegeta walked forward and stood nose to nose to Trunks. Actually he was considerably taller then Trunks was so Trunks had to tilt his head pretty far back. The staring contest began.

The look King Vegeta was giving him was burning into him the same way his father Prince Vegeta did. Eventually Trunks shrunk back a bit. King had a horrible smirk on his face.

"Good, it's settled then, you will stay until we can function on this planet without the danger of being brought back to hell."

Trunks just sighed. "Okay, but you guys can't kill anyone while you are here. That goes double for you two," he said pointing at Freeza and Cell. They gave him an innocent smile but Trunks wasn't going to fall for it. That was HIS bit and he would be damned before he fell for his own tricks. He gave them and evil look but turned around to show them the planet.

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Piccolo was HUNG OVER! I mean the god of hangovers came for a visit and just would not leave! His head felt like a train was parked on it and he obviously ate sometime that night cause he could not stop throwing up. What did he eat that would taste so nasty going down.

"Dude," said Krillin feeling just as bad as him, "we should not have gone to Denny's last night."

Oh. Yea. Denny's. Fucking Denny's!

"I hear ya," said Roshi who was laid out on his couch with a wet towel over his head.

"It was your genius idea," snapped Bulma who was on the floor with a tall glass of water and aspirin in her hand. Piccolo just moaned, he did not want to deal with this so early in the afternoon. Who put the damned shades up anyway?

"Why are the shades open," asked Roshi as if he could read Piccolo's mind.

"I was just thinking that," he said.

"Me to," said Bulma.

"Well someone needs to close them," said Piccolo.

"Not me," everyone said. Piccolo cursed himself for not saying it fast enough and got up. He then looked at Krillin who was sitting closes to them and slapped him upside his now hairy head.

"Hey! My head hurts bad enough already."

"Quit yelling," barked Bulma.

"You quit yelling," moaned Roshi.

"Why don't you all quit yelling," snapped Yamcha. Everyone slowly looked up and saw Yamcha, Vegeta, and Goku standing in the living room. Vegeta had a smirk on his face.

"Have to much fun did we," he snickered. Bulma threw a pillow at him. He easily dodged it and gave her another smirk. She just rolled her eyes.

"Look guys I'm really sorry your not feeling so well but 9 people just broke out of Hell."

Vegeta just scoffed, he was tired of correcting him.

"Can't this wait till the hangover is gone," grumbled Krillin.

"But guys the fate of the world might be at stake!"

"Shh," snapped Piccolo.

"Look, Goku, the fate of the world is always at stake we can't get a years peace without the world being in danger somehow. To be honest I really don't see how now is different from any other time other then it has been seven years instead of one," said Bulma loosing her patients. Goku had a look of disbelief.

"Kakarot they are hung over lets bother with it later," said Vegeta flopping on the couch next to Roshi.

"I can't believe how little you guys care," he said sadly.

"Because we are hung over you dumbass," snapped Krillin.

"Give them about ten minutes they will be fine," said Yamcha. Goku nodded sadly.

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"This is called Krispy Cream Doughnuts," said Trunks. The saiyans and villains looked at the large sign in aw. They had never seen anything so beautiful in there lives! Was this heaven on Earth???

The group walked in and sat at the counter. "Hey," said Trunks, "we got a huge order to fill."

"Yea," said Bardock, "we haven't eaten anything in 2 decades."

"Oh my Kami," said the blond girl in shock, "we need to get you something to eat!" She rushed into the back to have as many doughnuts as possible made. Trunks slapped Bardock upside the head. Turlse just shook his head. He had been rather quiet the whole time because he really had no interest in anything that had gone on the whole they sense they got back from Hell. What was the point? Their planet was gone so why did they even bother trying to come back? There were some things he would never understand and this was one of them.

The lady returned and they all started chowing down. When they were finishing she walked in the back to see if the cook would make any for the road.

"Okay guys," said Trunks, "I have no money and I doubt any of you do so we are going to do what is called a Dine-n-Dash."

"A dine and what," asked Bardock.

"Just run as fast as you can and don't look back for anyone," sighed Trunks.

"That's it," said Turles, "we eat and run?"

"Pretty much," said Trunks.

"hmm, okay let's give that a shot." They all got up and ran out the door leaving Cell behind in the bathroom. Freeza didn't really want to leave Cell behind but had to admit it was pretty funny.

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"Okay," said Piccolo getting up from his nap, "let's go save the world….again…"

"Alright," said Goku jumping up ready for action.

"You guys be careful now," said Bulma worrily.

"Woman why are you so worried," asked Vegeta.

"Because, you can't leave me with an 8 year old mistake that you tend to forget is yours to, Goku still owes me 20 bucks, and Yamcha still owes me rent!"

"Okay lets get out of here," said Yamcha. He didn't much like when rent was brought up. It usually brought up problems.

They shot to the sky to follow the energies and found themselves in the middle of a city. "Oh great," said Goku, "I hope they didn't kill anyone."

"You don't think Mirai Trunks would actually kill anyone do you," asked Piccolo.

"I dunno he has been in Hell for 5 years."

"7 YOU MORON, 7! LEARN TO COUNT," shouted Vegeta.

SMACK!

Vegeta and Mirai Trunks ran right into each other and both fell to the ground. Mirai slowly sat up and looked at who it was. "HA! Got you that time!"

"Shut up! What did I tell you about that running into me thing you seem to like to do!"

"Yea, but this time you fell on your ass!"

"What are you doing outside of Hell any way?"

"Long story," he said while being pulled up by Turles. Vegeta locked eyes with the rest of the escaped saiyans. Then finally with Cell who was stared right back. The air grew heavy, so heavy Krillin was actually suffocating, no seriously, he was turning blue!

"Okay," said Bardock, "let's lift the air here so the hairy little man can breathe he looks ready to drop!"

"Who are you," asked Goku.

"Kakarot," said Raditz walking forward. Goku stood ready for a fight but Raditz only stared at him. "What's wrong little brother, I just get back and already you want a fight? Well if that's what you want."

"Hey, hey, hey," shouted Trunks, "we just got back no point getting yourself sent right back to Hell stop it!"

The two weren't listening and just stared each other down.

"See," said Vegeta, "it's really annoying when people don't do what you tell them isn't it kiddo."

"Oh shut your face," he snapped. The two were now going at it. Freeza came running out of the doughnut shop looking a bit angry. He marched up to the group all pissed off.

"I can't believe you guys just left me there to foot the bill! You're a bunch of assholes you know that!"

Vegeta and Trunks were arguing, Freeza was yelling at everyone, Raditz and Goku were wrestling each other one trying to kill the other, Krillin was busy crying that he was called a hairy little man, Yamcha was getting a bit annoyed by Krillins whining, and King Vegeta was having enough. The others just watched the scene in disbelief.

"Will you all just shut up," shouted Nappa, all eyes were on him, "dear kami! Hell wans't this bad! At least there I could get some peace and quiet, I've had nothing but noise sense I got here and I'm sick of hearing it!" The street got really quiet. Citizens who were watching the scene were now slowly disappearing sense the show was obviously over.

"What's going on," asked the voice of a little boy. The others spun around and saw little Trunks and Goten with there backpacks watching them.

"What are you doing here," asked Vegeta with his arms crossed.

"Um, I go to school here," said Trunks slightly confused.

"Go to school here," said Mirai looking around, "where the hell are we?"

"Your in Orange City," piped up Goten. Mirai jumped at the sight of him into his father's arms.

"What is THAT," he shouted pointing at Goten.

"I'm Goten."

"What is a Goten?" Vegeta dropped him on the ground and Mirai made a loud oof noise.

"Come on," he said, "we'll head back to that old pervs island and update you all on what is going on then you need to tell us what you are all doing here."

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Whelp there it is the long over due update.

Next time:

Things will make less sense!