Woohoo another update! So this one won't be as long because I have to work in the morning. But you ought to be happy because I worked 10 hours a day you lazy bitches! Haha but I digress (my new favorite word you might see a few more times), I obviously love you guys or I wouldn't have written this chapter. Oh and don't worry I have not forgotten the other stories. The rewrite will continue it's just I don't have time to post seven hundred chapters in one night.

Fan-to-fiction: Glad you like it so far ducky!

Chapter 4

Bulma sat in Roshi's house worried for her husband and the others. Roshi was busy watching the yoga girls on tv, oolong was bitching that he was not invited to the party last night, and Puar was keeping Bulma company as she to was worried about the others. Ox King had arrived in tow with Chichi not long after the others left.

His daughter was in tears yelling at Goku while he was not there and Gohan was on his way over to help Ox King comfort her. Little did they know that clueless saiyans were standing outside. The wall blew in and everyone was flown to the other side of the house. Vegeta, Goku, Mirai Trunks, Raditz, Nappa, and a few saiyans they did not recognize were standing outside the huge whole with Piccolo, Krillin, Yamcha, Trunks, Goten, Cell, Freeza, and a scared chipmunk standing behind them a bit scared.

"You dumbass," snapped Mirai, "people live here!"

"It was in the way," snapped a taller and older version of Vegeta.

"In the way?! This is the house we were going to and YOUR trying to blow it sky high!"

"Will you two monkeys knock it off," snapped Freeza.

"Didn't we leave you at Krispy Creams," asked Trunks.

"Yes, but I followed you here," he said triumphantly, "and you failed to stop me."

"Um, I don't think any of us where trying to stop you," said Yamcha.

"That's all well and good," said Bulma, "but WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!"

Everyone sat around the half destroyed house, some where technically outside now I guess, and everyone's story was passed around.

Vegeta explaned to the others what happened after there death, Raditz explained to Goku that Bardock was their father, Bardock told the ones who were alive the story of his rebellion against freeza, King Vegeta told his, and Vegeta told King Vegeta who Mirai and Trunks where but had a harder time explaining Bulma to him.

"You married an Earthing," he said in fascination.

"Married? MARRIED!? HA! I'd be lucky if I get him out on an actual date without him killing or threatening anyone! What makes you think I want to go through a wedding with this asswhole," snapped Bulma. Vegeta chuckled a bit.

"Woman, you couldn't live without me and you know it."

Trunks and Mirai exchanged looks as their parents went back and forth. The saiyans watched in fascination as the two began the next world war.

"Shut up or I'll shoot you in the foot," snapped Bulma.

"I'll shoot YOU in the foot," retorted Vegeta.

"Not if I refuse to sleep with you ever again."

"Not if I refuse to save your life again."

"Not if I put iodine in your food!"

"God damn you woman!" That was it, Bulma had won the war.

"Jeez, I could have stayed in hell for this kind of entertainment," said Mirai. Bulma and Vegeta both gave him a nasty look. He just lifted his eyebrow at them.

Goten and Trunks snuck off from the rest of the crowed while the argument was going on. They stood on the other side of the house crouched over like they were going on a treasure hunt.

"Alright where's the map Huck," said Goten, "you search the sand and I'll look in the turtle's shell!" Trunks slapped him upside the head.

"Stop watching Dane Cook, he's only funny when you're high!"

"How would you know," yelled Goten with tears in his eyes.

"I wouldn't," said Trunks thoughtfully, "but that's what my dad says to me."

"Oh," said Goten looking at his friend like he was the smartest guy in the world, "what's the answer to life?"

"42."

"Wow Trunks, your so smart."

"Yea, I know, now lets get out of here before my mom asks why we aren't at school in the middle of the day."

Meanwhile back in the house.

"Why where you in hell," yelled Bulma.

"I was a vampire, they don't let vampires in heaven," said Mirai trying to defend himself.

"Oh, what, is heaven some kind of secret club, mortals only!?"

"No but vampires generally kill other people," he said not realizing how evil that sounded.

"Who on God's green earth did you kill!?"

"I didn't do anything to anybody."

"Then how did you get into hell." Mirai fell silent for a moment.

"I may have left a few people for dead and messed up a few minds but I didn't actually kill anyone per say."

"Oh I see," she said sarcastically, "you didn't actually do anything to anyone. Well I have news for you, leaving people for dead is killing them."

"How so," he asked waiting for a good explanation from her now.

"What did you do to leave them for dead?"

"I sorta drank a bit too much blood but anyone can make that mistake."

"How many people did you drink to much from," she was starting to really loose it now.

"Look, how many is totally beside the point, I got sent to Hell because that's just where vampires go." Bulma looked ready to slap him across the face. "Sorry," he said irritated at the injustice of the whole situation he was in.

"Don't sorry me sorry the people that you killed."

"How they are all in heaven! I ain't workin no mine for anyone in heaven!"

"Well in that case your grounded till you are sent back to hell!"

"Why? Because I didn't tell my victims I'm sorry."

"You should have thought about it before you killed them," she said shaking her finger in his face.

"Yea, okay, 'Wow sorry I drank your blood and left you for dead, think you can forgive me for it. We are all dead now so it's okay, right?' that would have gone over really well."

Bulma was about to tear his head off till Vegeta jumped into the argument. "Yea, we got it Bulma, your pissed off, but that isn't going to fix the problem that Cell and Freeza are here."

"What about the others?"

"What about them. They never actually threatened to destroy the planet, except Nappa and Raditz, but the three of us where working for Freeza at the time."

"I can behave," piped up Cell.

"You can't kill Cell," argued Mirai, "he's my buddy!"

"I really don't want to here you talking right now," said Bulma dangerously.

Cell walked over and gave Mirai a big hug and smiled at them innocently. "See I can be nice!"

"Hey I can be nice to," whined Freeza.

"Not a chance," snapped Vegeta. With that he blew Freeza back to Hell (sorry but we had to get rid of him).

"Well that's one problem solved, we still have 9 other problems," said Goku with his head tilted to the side.

"9," asked everyone.

"Yea, King Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz, Mirai, Cell, Turles, and Nappa."

"That's seven," said Bulma.

"Actually," said Vegeta, "Trunks and Goten have gone missing, so that is 9."

"Yea," said Goku.

"You didn't even notice," said Roshi.

"I was still right," he said with a goofy grin. Everyone else did an anime drop thing.

"Who cares," asked Cell.

"I care," said Vegeta, "those two are probably off getting into trouble somewhere."

"Wait," said Bulma, "why are they not in school?"

"They got out," said Nappa.

"At lunch time? I don't think so," said Chichi catching on.

"We'll go hunt them down in a minute, in the mean time where are we going to store all of you," said Bulma.

"You speak of us as if where were storage that needed to be stored away in a storage," said Nappa.

"Dammit Nappa, stop trying to be witty your not," snapped King.\

"King, Turles, and Nappa can stay with us," said Bulma. Mirai gave a small sigh of relief that went unnoticed by almost everyone. "What? You think your not coming to?" He rolled his eyes to the ceiling.

"We can probably take Bardock, and Raditz," offered Chichi.

"Who am I staying with," asked Cell.

"You can stay here," offered Roshi. Cell latched on to Mirai.

"Let me come with you please! You're the only one normal!"

Bulma shook her head and pried the super villain off of her son. "You can come visit him," she said, "it's bad enough I have four more saiyans to feed." Cell sighed in disappointment but nodded.

"Who is going to fix my house," demanded Roshi. It fell silent.

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Alright! So there it is. Sorry Freeza fans but there were just to many people.