ALRIGHT!!!! So I was listening to the remix of I am by Eminem. I'm a huge Marilyn Manson fan, not a big fan of Eminem, but it is still a good song. So yea, read my chapter.

Fan-to-fiction: All answers will be questioned, I promise.

I-Love-Trunks1: Yea, how can you not love this story, its hilarious….no ego here….

Chapter 6

Bulma laughed with Chichi and Videl in the plastic chair (the kind that you lay down on) about silly stuff. King and Nappa where having an arm wrestling competition with Krillin, Yamcha, Roshi, Puar, Oolong, May, Yamcha's new girlfriend, Tien, and Choazue as witnesses to the close match.

Piccolo was meditation and taking in the happy atmosphere, Gohan was yelling at Marron, Trunks, and Goten as they ran off with his glasses in a playful manner. Vegeta was sitting under a tree watching Mirai and Cell talking. He was so angry steam was coming out of his ears. Eventually Bulma had to walk over and put plugs in his ears because it was bothering her.

"Come on now, no one wants to see a grown man with water coming out of his ears." He just ignored her and pulled the ear plugs out. Meanwhile over at Mirai and Cells table:

Mirai put his second cigarette out. Cell watched him put the coffin nail in the ash try and turn his attention to his pocket mirror to make sure his eyeliner was okay. "Why do you do that," he asked. Mirai turned his attention to Cell.

"Because," he said, "I don't know. I blame it on the personalities but I'm not sure the real reason."

"Personalities?"

"Sure," he said, "I have multiple personalities."

"You have MPD?"

"DID," he corrected, "Dissociative Personality Disorder and yes I do."

"How many?"

"Oh, Mira, Joey, Jester, the list is endless. I just hear from those three more often then the others."

"Which one got you sent to hell," he asked with a smile on his face. Mirai chuckled a bit and Cell did as well.

"I hate you," said Mirai with a big smile on his face.

"So why keep me around?"

"Well, I'm keeping you around for entertainment sake. When I get board of you I'll get rid of you."

"Not if I get rid of you first." Mirai laughed a bit harder.

"You're kidding right? If you hate me so much why not kill me now?"

"Cause everyone else here will kill me and we will be right back where we started."

"Good thinking," he said pulling a joint out from behind his ear and lighting it, "in that case if we are to live we need to be careful. Want a hit? (he passed it to Cell who passed it back). We need to stay focused man. For all I know you could come up and kill me at any given moment."

"Yea," agreed Cell now feeling the affects of the weed, "we need to be focused and keep our eyes open."

"We need to be ready for anything. Cause you know, anything can happen, hell we could both die in our sleep tonight for all we know. This is great shit right here!"

"Yea, what is that, I feel really funny."

"You never had this before?"

"Nope."

"Man, you missin out."

Vegeta felt the anger grow as he saw the two laughing and smoking weed together, at a public party of all places!! He looked around, no one was really paying any attention to begin with except for him. He gave a heavy sigh, this was typical. He felt someone sit next to him.

"What are you doing," asked the deep voice of his father. Vegeta just continued to stare. King Vegeta followed the princes stare to the other two. "What's the story between those two?"

"Few years back Mirai came here to help us fight the androids. 18 over there next to Krillin, that was one of them, well this guy here Cell, came here and started terrorizing everyone to absorb them to gain power. Well Cell ended up killing Mirai."

"Wow, really? So what's bugging you?"

"Risked my life to defend Mirai and that bastard is making friends with that mutant grasshopper."

"Ah, feeling like it was a waist of time?" Vegeta did not look at his father, he kept his level gaze on his son and Cell. "Wait, if Cell killed Mirai why are they so friendly?"

"Good question," said Vegeta viciously. He now wore a smirk on his face. "I know Mirai better then Cell does."

"So? What your suddenly not mad anymore?"

"Oh, no father, I am extremely pissed. I just realized something is all." Vegeta got up and stalked over to his present time son. He whispered something in his ear then Vegeta stalked off. Trunks stood a little confused.

"What was that about," asked Gohan. Goten walked over to his friend followed closely by Marron. He whispered something to the two of them. Trunks walked up to Gohan and gave him his glasses back with a quick sorry and the three kids ran off. Gohan narrowed his eyes.

He walked over to the table and sat next to Videl. "I think something is up," he said quietly to the women.

"Why," asked Bulma.

"Vegeta came over and whispered something to Trunks, had the horrible smile on his face, then Trunks whispered something to Goten and Marron. They gave me my glasses and left."

"So," said Chichi, "Vegeta probably told him to give you your glasses back. You know I don't like that man much but he does have some decency deep, deep, deep, deep down."

"I don't know," said Videl, "he has been watching Mirai and Cell sense the party started." Bulma and Chichi exchanged looks. Something bad was about to go down, they could feel it.

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Piccolo, who had been listening to the conversation between Gohan and the other women felt a slight bit disturbed. He felt the presents of 18 behind him. He grunted to let her know that he was aware of his presents.

"Something is up," he said to her.

"Oh yea, what's that?"

"I don't know."

"You don't know yet," she said with a smile. Piccolo looked at her for a moment.

"You intend to find out?"

"You bet your ass I do! I may not be your typical woman but I'm still a woman." She stalked off. Piccolo had a bad feeling.

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Trunks, Goten, and Marron snuck up behind Mirai and Cell and proceeded to listen to the conversation taking place.

"Okay I need to put this thing away," said Mirai, "before we get caught."

"Get caught," asked Cell slowly and nerve wrecking.

"Yea,' he said putting something away in his pocket, "you can get into serious trouble for something like this."

"So what, let them catch us," said Cell defiantly.

"Is that you talking or-"

"It's just me personally. I don't care about authority."

"I don't either. Fuck them all let them know. Let's scream it on the hilltops!" Cell quickly put his hand over Mirai's mouth.

"Shut up! I don't want it to be THAT easy for them to figure it out!"

"Yea, sorry, I have been going back to the same habits I use to have sense we got back."

Trunks, Marron, and Goten slowly stood up and walked out of the room extremely disgusted by what they heard. Not soon after they left the porch did they run into 18.

"You brats are going to tell me everything you just heard." Goten sang like a song bird. He even had his own little dance to go with it. 18 was somewhat shocked. She seemed speechless by the conversation that they had heard. Oh she had to tell someone. Cell and Mirai fucking was just too good of gossip to pass up.

Trunks, Marron, and Goten all walked into the house in fear that they might here more and turned on the TV and watched it unusually quiet.

18 walked over to Piccolo and whispered in his ear everything that the kids told her. He had a look of shock on his face. "That's just what I said," she said with a small sigh.

"You are not to tell anyone of this," he said, "it could cause problems if we say anything to the others."

"Yea, good idea, keep it quiet," she agreed. Piccolo stalked over to Gohan and the other girls. He leaned down and told him everything that he had heard. Gohan's head spun around and he locked at Piccolo. His eyes were wide and his jaw dropped. He then looked over at Mirai and Cell and saw them talking quietly. Of course, it was so obvious!

"Don't tell anyone," whispered Piccolo. He walked off back to his spot. He had to tell Gohan, he trusted Gohan to keep this a secret. Piccolo did not want to stay in loop with 18 and the kids alone.

Gohan turned Videl and quietly whispered what Gohan had heard. "Don't tell," he said. He couldn't stay in this loop with just piccolo, he needed other people to talk to about it.

"I wont," she said with a small smile. Gohan got up and excused himself to go tackle his dad down in hopes of a small spar.

Bulma and Chichi both looked at Videl with suspicion. "What was that about," asked Chichi.

"Nothing," she said in a sort of high pitched way.

"Nothing huh," said Bulma, "so why are you so scared to tell us?" Videl looked around. She really didn't want to be the only other one who knew about this. She motioned for the other two to come closer to her. She told them exactly what Gohan had told her. Bulma slowly leaned back. Chichi was stunned on the spot.

"Excuse me," she said getting up. She rushed over to Vegeta. "You are not going to believe what I just heard!"

Chichi and Videl both looked at each other for a moment then looked at Mirai and Cell talking to each other both looking at ease with each other. "Excuse me Videl, I need to find my husband."

"Yea, I need to go find my dad, find out where he slipped off to."

"Yea, see you in a bit darling." Chichi quickly got up and walked over to Goku.

Meanwhile!

Krillin walked by and saw Bulma walking up to Vegeta. He decided to stop and listen. It was a conversation that was between Cell and Mirai. What he heard was so juicy, so disturbing, and so awesome, he had to go and share with Yamcha. He quietly snuck off.

He found Yamcha watching Raditz and Bardock sparing. He quickly walked over and told Yamcha the conversation he had just heard.

"Your kidding," said Yamcha a bit confused.

"That's what they said."

"Krillin," he said putting his hand on his friends shoulder, "this is just he thing that get rumors started. We can't say anything to anyone else."

"Oh yea, just between us buddy." Krillin walked off a little relieved that he could tell Yamcha, his trusted friend, a talk he should not have heard. He was happy that Yamcha could keep secrets, what a disaster it would have been if he was the girly gossip type.

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Yamcha walked over to Puar, Oolong, and Choatzue. "You guys won't believe what I just heard."

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Goku walked over to Radditz and Bardock looking somewhat distressed. "Hey," he said, "I'm not suppose to tell you guys but guess what Chichi told me…."

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Ooolong rushed over to Roshi followed by Puar. "Roshi," he said stumbling over his piggy legs, "you have to keep this a secret but…"

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Radditz walked over to Nappa looking really shook up. "What's up," said Nappa looking up from his plate. Radditz leaned across the table and made Nappa nearly choke on his food.

"Are you serious," he hissed.

"Dead serious. But remember."

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"It's a secret," said Videl to her father, "you can't tell anyone."

"Of course not," said Hercule who had just come out of the bathroom before he was talked with gossip.

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"Chaotzue, are you sure what you heard was right," asked Tien suspiciously.

"Absolutely,' said Chaotzue, almost sure of himself, "have you seen how often those two talk in secret to each other."

"No," said Tien.

"They are doing it right now," said Chaotzue.

"EW!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE DOING IT RIGHT NOW!"

"They are right over there," he said pointing at the two on the porch. Tien quickly shielded his eyes, he did not need to see the demi and the android doing it! He turned around and went the other direction. "It's a secret Tien," said Chaotzue watching him leave.

"Got it," he said waving behind him careful not to turn around.

"What's a secret," came a voice behind him. Chaotzue turned around to look at Mirai. He fell really silent.

"Oh, um, nothing, yea, that's right, nothing!"

"Nothing is a secret," said Cell coming up to them. Chaotzue screamed and ran away. "What's wrong with him?"

"I don't know, little guy is all stressed, he just needs to chill out man."

"Yea man, like totally man. Hey, do you think they know."

"Know what?"

"That we were just smoking that stuff?" Mirai slapped Cell across the face.

"Don't think like that man! Just put happy thoughts in your brain, HAPPY THOUGHTS BITCH!"

"Okay, okay, settle down, my mistake."

"Naw, I'm just fuckin with ya." Cell and MIrai started laughing like loonies.

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"Do you think that is something kinky they do," asked Bulma who saw Mirai slap Cell across the face.

"Woman, I don't want to know anything else about my son's sex life in hell," snarled Vegeta. He was pissed before, now he was furious.

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"Wow," said Raditz, "they are ruff with each other huh."

"Yea," said Goku.

"Should be careful," said Bardock, "they may end up hurting each other."

"I think that is the point," said Raditz.

"I'm a bit lost," said Goku, "why would you want to hit someone you like?" Raditz and Bardock just shook their heads.

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Yup I'm ending it here!

Next time:

An extremely uncomfortable table with hotdogs! Woohoo! Anyone who attends the next chapter will get a free hotdog!