Indiscriminate Happenings
Fandom: xxxHoLiC
Characters/Pairing: Doumeki/Watanuki, Haruka
Prompt:3:2- Book
Rating: T
Chapter Genre: Romance/Humour
Summery: He never did get to read that day...
I
All Watanuki wanted to do on his day off was to sit down and read a book that he'd been silently eying for the past month but hadn't had the chance to sit back, relax, and enjoy it. It had come from the storehouse that had belonged to one Doumeki Haruka, and the man had recommended it during on their less cryptic talks. Unfortunately for Watanuki, the youngest child of the Doumeki family didn't seem to know or understand what the concept of peace and respect for Watanuki's rare day off was.
Not that the bespectacled boy had expected the taller teen to, but it would've been nice if he did.
So here he was, attempting to read and doomed to rereading the same paragraph because the fiend behind him wouldn't stop licking his ear! Giving up, he threw the book to the ground an turned on Doumeki.
"What the hell is your problem today?! Are you suffering from some kind of hormonal imbalance? Is that why you've been attacking me relentlessly for the past half an hour?" he yelled, not truly expecting an answer from the archer, but getting one regardless.
"I'm a teenager," Doumeki said slowly, blinking at the other boy. Watanuki sighed, long and self-suffering.
"Yes, I know that, but that doesn't explain why, today of all days, you decide to attain a libido," Watanuki grumbled, crossing his arms and glancing down at his lovers waist. Doumeki followed his eyes and shrugged indifferently.
"I've been suppressing it," he muttered, leaning forward and grabbing Watanuki, efficiently ending the conversation.
He never did get to read that day, and Haruka was looking particularly smug in his dream that night, like he'd won something...
II
… Well, as I was typing this out all I could think of was Rod and Nikki from Avenue Q and the song they sing (Nikki sings, Rod protests). You know, the 'If you were gay' song! I giggled inside. :D