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Chapter 20

It had been decided that Mirai's insanity was not brought back. Cell had pointed out he wanted his mortality not his sanity. "Maybe he likes being insane," suggested King offhandedly.

"Who would choose to be insane," asked Primogen Vegeta annoyed.

"Someone who has been that way for a really long time," said King shrugging.

"That has to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard," snapped Primogen.

"Well he is pretty ridiculous," said Cell half to himself.

"You got that right," said Vegeta, "he intentionally harmed himself by keeping you around."

"What can I say, he is addicted," said Cell with a smirk.

"And your happy about that," asked King raising an eyebrow.

"You people are so weird," said Bulma getting up to leave the room. Primogen just looked back down at his letter to Azia. He was going to save the story and write him that he needed him immediately. It would save time to explain to him in person after the returning was over. He felt something looming over his side so looked down to see the 8 year old version of his son trying to read not noticing that Primogen had seen him.

"Ahem," he said agitatedly. Trunks quickly moved back and gave the older saiyan a mischievous smile. "Can I help you," he asked irritated.

"No," he said, "I was just wondering what you where writing. Who is Azia?"

"How does 'non of your business' work for you?"

"Not very well," responded Trunks crossing his arms.

"Okay then how about 'get your nose out of my business before I cut it off!' work?" Trunks yelped as Primogen reached out for him and ran the other direction. He ran behind his own Vegeta for protection. Vegeta just looked at him and shook his head giving him a warning look. Primogen turned back to the letter before he felt someone looming over his shoulder. He looked up even more angrier at the second intruder. He was about to see who it was when he heard that familiar voice dancing with madness.

"OOOO! Tell him to bring Zingers! Zingers man! MUNCHIES!!!"

"Trunks, beat it," he snapped. Mirai smiled down at him and snatched the pen from Primogen and the letter. Primogen was struggling to get it back but Mirai was sloppily writing on the paper already.

Vegeta finally got the paper back and finished his own letter and it read as such.

Azia,

We have a very big problem. I need you to come here in the past

Azia,

It's Trunks man! Hey, sense your coming here can you pick up some of those Zingers I love? You know the red ones with coconut in the middle! Zingggggeerrrrssss!

Love

Trunks and co.

I need you to come back. Don't get him any Zingers, he is driving me nuts…..no, on second thought, Zingers might shut him up. Do me a favor and pick him up a bag of Bugles, a Pepsi, and a chicken cheese burrito. That should make him happy and shut him up.

I will explain everything when you get here.

Sign,

Vegeta

PS: Kidnap Heather Poe while your at it. She is going to freak out because the blood spell is broken now. Again I will explain.

Primogen looked at the paper and a sigh of defeat came from him. No rest for the wicked.

Nikkei came back inside and was very careful not to make eye contact. The others were outside plummeting Yamcha's head in the lake outside. They had gotten in a sparing match with him but where quickly growing board with it and decided to have some fun with him. Nappa was busy watching and laughing his ass off at the sight.

Primogen looked over at her watching her avoid him. She was getting some water out of the kitchen to drink and was about to go outside. Meanwhile Primogen was debating with himself.

It was days ago now. Trunks is okay and we are going to get this all fixed. No reason to still be mad at her.

No! There is a very good reason to be mad at her. You gave her a direct order and she chose not to listen!

Yea, but, it's not like she is a total lost cause.

What are you talking about, not a total lost cause! She is! If she was so smart she would have stayed right where she was told to stay. In fact, they all should have stayed where you told them to!

Good lord, they are kids, they aren't going to do everything I'm going to tell them.

Kids?! They all should be in at least their 50s right now!

Yea, well, then they are adults who are allowed to make their own decisions. I can't watch them all the time. I would grow exhausted. They need to make their own decisions and they have been for the last 10 years. They have obviously done well seeing as how they aren't dead or in jail right now.

Well, they aren't dead, I will give you that, but how do you know they haven't been in jail.

I know for a fact most of them have been in jail!

Okay smartass! How do you know they haven't been in jail recently?

Why is this even an issue? Why the hell am I fighting you about it! I'll forgive her if I want to.

Man, I AM you. You can't just not listen to yourself!

Watch me.

You're as bad as the rest of them, you know that?

"Nikkei," said Primogen sternly. Nikkei turned around and looked at him almost defeated. "I need you to run this to Azia. I would give it to one of the quicker ones but they seem…..busy…" Nikkei looked at the group and saw them shoving Yamcha around in a circle making him a bit dizzy laughing evilly. Oh yea, they where really busy. She lifted an eyebrow at Primogen who suddenly had an angry look.

"Hey! Don't question me just do it!" Nikkei chuckled and shook her head. She took the letter and left for their own timeline.

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Mirai had been sitting down scratching pictures on the wall in his guest room when he felt someone come into the room. He didn't turn around, he knew who it was, she had avoided him pretty well up until now.

"Tell me the truth," she said, "you found someone new didn't you?" Mirai closed his eyes. His every desire burned at the mere sound of her voice, like an Irish angel. In fact, when he dreamed about her she was surrounded by white, a pair of large wings hugging her slim frame, and a bottle of Shasta in her hand. He never understood the Shasta, but it wasn't important. What was important was that it was strawberry flavored, and that was the best kind. He once considered drawing this picture and sending it to the Shasta company and say it was their new add in a magazine. Mirai giggled a bit to himself. He slowly turned around and looked at Mary. He signaled for her to sit next to her.

She slowly walked over and sat next to him and observed the strange pictures on the wall. A circle of fire, a picture of him lying dead on the ground with Cell looking at someone in horror, a puppy in a microwave, and a couple random pictures of stuff blowing up.

She traced it with her fingers, he was a great artist, a little disturbed, but a great artist. She noticed a red hand print on the wall and put her own over it. Mary slowly turned her head to Trunks who seemed to examine her every move. He gave her a small smile. She smiled back. His own smile grew when she did so.

"Not really," he said looking back at his pictures, "sure there have been a few play things here and there but nothing like what I had with you."

"So you didn't wait for me," she said slowly.

"Well, 10 years is a long time my love," he responded.

"No, you misunderstand me, I have a few bunny's myself, I was just scared that you where waiting for me. 10 years is a very long time. I'm tired of waiting though." Her voice trailed off.

"When spiders dance together there is always venom, when they dance with fly's there is always death" he said. She smiled a bit, happy that he had not lost his wit.

"Correct me if I'm wrong but I think you are still not quite right in the head," she said with a sly smile.

"Was I ever right in the head," he asked playfully.

"You where once," she said sadly. Mirai looked at her, smile now gone, seriousness clouded his face.

"I never asked for sanity, I don't want sanity." Mary's head snapped up and she looked at him in shock.

"Why not," she asked, "those voices can go away, you can be you without all the personalities, these pictures wont haunt your mind anymore."

"No," he said, "but then I would be…well…not me. I was who I was and I am who I am. If I where to go back to who I was would you love me still? No, life is more interesting when it is out of control, more exciting, if I'm not out of control we will never work. I rely on you to be your helpful self."

"I guess you are right in a strange kind of way. I think I would love you no matter what," she said crossing her arms now refusing to look at him.

"If I where to stay here, become a rich spoiled brat like Trunks, no voices, no insanity, no midnight heists, no rush of possibly getting caught, no craziness, would you be happy?"

"No," she said defeated, "no I don't think either of us would. Is it wrong that we strive on insanity?"

"No," he said, "it's just natural to us. You may not be insane mentally, but you have an insane personality. You need the insanity and at this point so do I. I don't think I can live like a normal person. What? You didn't think I thought this threw first?" He was eyeing her with a smile creeping back up on his face. She smiled back at him.

"I didn't think you planned that far ahead."

"I don't but there are some things that really do need some serious thinking. Like change my life and regain sanity or keep it the same face pace life threatening adventure that it has been for a long time. Be with you or leave you. Have children or don't have children. Marry you, don't marry you. Paper or plastic." He felt Mary's body thrust itself on her as she kissed him with the passion that had been building up for a long time. Mirai returned the kiss and started to remove her black coat with black feathers on the sleeve cuffs and around the bottom, her black tight t-shirt, then her choker with the red rose sitting elegantly around her neck, away with her black skirt, black knee high stockings, then ankle boots.

She pushed her hands under his white button up shirt and removed the black tie that hung in a sloppy fashion around his neck. Then removed his black faded jeans and black convert shoes and his socks. Her fingers dancing about his many piercings and tattoos littered here and there on his body.

(We are going to have to cut here and switched to animal planet so we can watch the powerful Koala Bear and see as he chews on bamboo with such dignity, his majestic slow movements, his elegant fighting ability of hiding in a tree, and his majestic roar that sounds kind of like a baby wookie)

"Dammit," cursed Bardock, "I hate when the Koala special is on. Kakarotte can't we watch something different?"

"No way, Shark week starts after this show. Then it's the worlds most deadliest animals! I want to see the snakes!"

"He's right father," agreed Raditz, "shark week is fucking bomb dot com yo!"

"What," asked Bardock now truly lost.

"When does the insect special come on," asked Gohan.

"After worlds most deadliest animals," said Raditz, "this week they are going to show the deadliness of the daddy long legs."

"Oh, I saw that episode. That is the one where they are talking about how they can't penetrate human skin."

"Oh yea, we saw that last night," said Bardock.

"I'm more interested in watching that big ass snake eat the hell out of that bird," said Goku, "I think they are going to be talking about centipedes to. Then they are probably going to talk about them again when it switches to the insect special."

"Well I don't care about centipedes," responded Bardock, "I would much rather watch that crocodile special I missed last night."

"You didn't get to watch it,' asked Gohan.

"Nope,' he said, "I watched Good Eats instead. They where making pancakes last night. Did you know that the pancake was invented by Romans. It was made of flour, milk, eggs, and Alita Dolcia?"

"No I didn't," said Raditz, "you learned that watching a kids cooking special?"

"It teaches cooking, science, and history," he said. Raditz nodded. Chichi came in from the kitchen and sat on the floor next to Goku.

"Most guys don't watch Animal Planet," she said with a smile. Goten then came bouncing in with a very upset Trunks in tow.

"What's wrong," asked Gohan not turning his head from the majestic Koala special.

"Primogen is writing a note and wont let me read it. Then Mirai got to write a bunch of stuff on it and I couldn't read even that!"

"You are to nosy sometimes," said Bardock. "I don't get why the Koala doesn't run any faster. If he ran faster he would get to the other side of the tree faster."

"Because Koala's are retarded, at least that's how Mirai explained it to me," said Trunks. Raditz snickered at the uncouth retard joke. Chichi shot him a disproving look. It's not really funny to make fun of retards or Koala's. But she had to admit, it was kinda funny.

"Can we watch something else," wined Goten.

"No," snapped Chichi, "you where not watching TV first so deal with it or go play." Goten sat down reluctantly. Trunks sat down next to his friend and the watched as the Koala continued to eat bamboo.

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Primogen Vegeta looked up from the ending credits of the Koala show that everyone at the Briefs was watching. He shook his head, those two would fuck each other anywhere. He didn't figure they would do it here of all places, then again, he had fucked his Bulma in her office before and that was not really an appropriate place to fuck anyone. At least they where in a bedroom.

Vegeta and King came in after training and sat down joining him. King on the livingroom chair with the foot stool pulled up to rest his weary body, and Vegeta on the ground between the two not very interested in sitting on furniture for the simple fact that he needed to lay his back flat, King kneed him pretty good in the back and it was a bit soar.

They heard Mirai singing and Mary laughing at him as they made their way into the livingroom.

"And remember when I moved in you

The holy dark was moving to

And every breath we drew was Hallelujah," he sang out swinging her about as if they where ball room dancing. Then at the same tiem with the same excitement they said 'Ooo shark week is starting," and they both sat on the couch next to Primogen. Mirai lay on two cushions with his feet about two inches from his father and Mary laying in his lap with her knees drawn up. Primogen just shook his head.

"You two couldn't wait till we got him," he snarled.

"Nope," said Mirai.

"You had to pick her," he asked agitated.

"Yes," said Mary.

"I hope you two end up having a kid after all this," he said.

"Don't say that," snapped Mary, "you'll jinx us and we will end up with a kid."

"I don't really need that," said Mirai, "poor kid will end up just like us and that is the last thing this world needs in it."

"I think our first born will act more like you," said Mary teasingly.

"Please, I don't want to think about that. What a nightmare," said Mirai.

"I think that is the first sane thing you have said sense you made that wish," said King.

"No," said Vegeta sitting up a bit, "the other day he was saying that pickles where never made to be eaten with ice cream."

"Why did you say that," asked Primogen.

"Because mom was eating pickles and ice cream the other day. It was really weird. She came up from her lab and started getting ice cream. She got chocolate and cherry then asked me if we had any pickles."

"That is weird," said King keeping eye contact with the TV.

"No what is weird is that Nappa asked her if she wanted olives with it and she called him a genius. Then he sort of looked at me and laughed a bit saying that we were probably going to get an unsuspected visiter pretty soon," said Mary.

"That is really weird," said Primogen, "I knew that woman had no taste in food but that is just….ugh."

"Have you guys noticed that she is getting bigger," asked Vegeta.

"I dunno, she seems like the same weight as before," said King, "why, you afraid your wife is getting fat?"

"He is talking about her ass and her boobs, dumbass," said Mirai, "and yes I have noticed. I desperately try not to but it's kind of hard to ignore."

"Yea," said Vegeta, "that's what I thought."

"Do you think she is pregnant," asked Primogen.

"I don't know," said Vegeta, "she hasn't had any mood swings that I know of. But she locks her self away in that lab all the time."

"Let's ask Jezebel, if she where human she would be a baby making fool by now," said Mirai sarcastically. Primogen chuckled a bit. Gismo and Matin walked in the room and sat on the floor next to the couch. "What's up guys," asked Gismo.

"Having a really paranoid conversation," said Mirai.

"Do you guys think that Bulma's pregnant," asked Mary.

"Well, May, Jezebel, and Marianna where talking in here last night talking about Bulma 'simply glowing' lately," said Matin.

"Scary," said Mirai, "I'm voting for she is pregnant. It will only be a matter of time before she gets moody and I'm just happy I won't be here for it."

"Yea, no kidding," said Primogen.

"Can I go home with you guys," asked King.

"No," said Primogen, "I already have to take that mutant grasshopper Cell, I don't need more of you."

"I have an idea," said Vegeta, "I'll ship her off to a far off place like Guatemala or Check's Republic."

"That's brilliant," said Matin, "but what are you going to do when she comes back here hunting your ass down?"

"Run and hide, kid, run and hide."

"That's really nice."

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"So Bulma," said Chichi on the other side of the phone, "tell me, how far along are you?"

"What," asked Bulma.

"How far along are you," she said slower this time.

"Chichi," hissed Bulma, "how did you know?"

"Well Bardock and I where over their while Goku went to look for Vegeta and Primogen. We snuck to your window seeing you in the kitchen and I saw you making ice cream of multiple flavors then put pickles in it. Then Nappa handed you olives and you where saying how brilliant he was."

"God, you and Bardock are bad together! You guys just go around snooping everywhere for some good gossip. Okay, I don't know how far along, I'm going to the doctor after the others leave. I can't go know this place is a psycho ward with all these teenagers running around. I'll let you know but remember, it's a secret." On the other line she could hear Bardock listening in on the other phone start to choke on something.

"Sorry," he said, "chicken got stuck. So you really are pregnant."

"Called it," said Chichi.

"Yea, yea, I owe you five bucks."

"Bardock," snapped Bulma, "how long have you been on here?"

"Oh, sense she made the call. You didn't think I wasn't going to find out somehow did you? Oh I got to go Shark special is back on and it's almost over." With that there was a clicking noise and it was just Bulma and Chichi.

"Just remember that it is a secret until I'm ready to tell," said Bulma dangerously, "I'm really serious Chichi, you can't tell anyone anything."

"I won't I won't, just Bardock. You have my word."

"Fine but make sure he doesn't tell anyone either," snapped Bulma. She wasn't happy about a third party but Bardock and Chichi had become thick as thieves over the weeks that past. There was no mistaking that he was now part of the gossip circle.

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"So is it just me or is Bulma looking a bit…"

"Different," finished Nappa. Yamcha nodded.

"She is acting different to."

"Yea, I noticed. Are you just now noticing?"

"Hey give me a break, I don't hang around as often as you do," snapped Yamcha.

"You two don't know," asked Marianna in shock. The two looked at her

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Sorry this is the cut off line!