AN: This takes place in Canada, between chapters 15 and 16. Bella is 14 years old. And no, all the outtakes won't be from Bella's childhood, these are just the first two I had already written.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story line, SM owns the characters I'm just having fun with them.

Edward POV
Ugh, this woman is getting on my last nerve. She was nice enough in the club but once we left the noisy crowd she would not stop talking! Her mental voice was loud enough on its own without adding her screeching laugh and simpering comments. You can stop flirting now! You convinced the horny vampire to take you home, just fuck me and leave please! God, I could barely focus enough to get it up now. This calls for desperate measures.

I normally don't kiss the women I fuck, it's just a little too tempting, even with my excellent control. But if her mouth is busy she can't talk. I held my breath and leaned in to shut her up. At least part of her. Her thoughts were still running at full volume. Her mouth was warm but she tasted like cigarettes and beer. It would be better if she had been drinking those fruity drinks girls usually like, but she was too cheap for that. Her hand drifted down to my crotch and the heat was enough to get me to half-mast at least, and it gave me another idea for keeping her mouth busy.

I pulled back and reached down to open my pants. Her eyes grew wide and her thoughts stuttered for a minute when she took in my impressive size. I just pushed her head down, hoping she would take the blatant hint. "You're so big! Wow! I mean, I've never seen..." Eww, she just had to mentally run through her past conquests to compare size, and now I'm soft again.

"No more talking. You talk too much. Suck it." I'm through being a gentleman. I haven't had sex in weeks and it should not be this difficult! I heard her startled thoughts before she decided she liked my dominant side and ducked her head down to take me in her mouth. He's so cold, that's weird. But wow, he tastes soo good. Wonder if he has circulation problems that affect his ability to get it up. He seems to be having trouble so far.

"Ugh! Just, come here." I pulled her up on the bed and covered her body with mine. I made quick work of her clothes and focused all my attention on her body, trying to drown out her voices. By the time she had her first orgasm I was finally hard enough to perform and I knew her wet heat would keep me going until I could come. I couldn't stand to kiss her again so when she started moaning as I entered her, I covered her mouth with my hand. "Be quiet, you'll wake my little sister up."

I heard Peter's mental voice from the room next to Bella. Don't even think about bringing her into this. She has run off enough tramps from this house. It's probably one reason she hates humans so much. Take the trash out yourself.

"Shut up, Peter! I'm busy right now!" I whispered low enough she wouldn't hear. His answering chuckle just pissed me off more.

Finally sated, I sat up and started to get dressed when I felt her warm hand at my back. "Come cuddle with me. That was so amazing! I feel so connected to you. Do you believe in soul mates?" Oh, hell no. Garrett and Peter were laughing loudly at opposite ends of the house. Yeah, Eddie, did you find your soul mate? Garrett teased me.

"Uh, no, I don't. This was just a quick fuck. Sorry." Her eyes were wide with shock when I turned around fully dressed. "Ready to go? I'll drop you off wherever."

Her mind was still blank with shock, I was thinking maybe this was the line I should have led off with. "But, you have to feel it! I mean, I love you! How can you not feel the same way?" Mayday, mayday, going down. Houston, we have a problem. Her voice rose in pitch as she continued "I can't believe you don't feel it! This is special, we have a mystical connection! We'll be together forever!" Eddie, she woke Bella up. Get her out of here, now.

"You gonna help me do that, Pete? I swear I'm about to eat her and I know you don't like that." I whispered back to him. No, don't do that. You know how I feel about you playing with your food. Get her downstairs and I'll help you out.

"Uh, look, sorry about that. I'm just not looking for anything serious." I could hear Peter whispering to Bella and then the quiet run as they went downstairs ahead of me. "Look, why don't we go downstairs and I'll get you some coffee and we can talk." I felt myself cringe on the last word.

"Ok, that would be good." Damn it, she's crying now. Bella better be on her game.

We walked down to the kitchen and Bella was sitting at the bar with a glass of milk. She looked so cute in her flannel pajamas. I wondered idly for a minute if the house was warm enough. It was snowing pretty hard outside. Bella looked at the girl and said in her rudest princess voice, "Who the hell are you?" I gave her a look for that one, she knows we don't like her cursing.

"Uh, I'm Candy." Candy! That was it! Too bad she tasted nothing like candy. "Who are you?"

"I'm Eddie's sister. I live here. You don't. So why are you here?" God, I love my princess. I could hear Garrett upstairs trying his best to keep his laughter quiet and Peter was outside the door thinking, That's my girl. She's gonna give Jasper a run for his money.

"Oh, I uh, came over to visit with your brother. We were just talking upstairs." Candy managed to answer.

"No you weren't. You were fucking him. I heard you. You better be glad Peter isn't here." She paused, cocking her head to look Candy up and down. "You look kinda old. Do you know how old Eddie is?" She got another look for her choice of language but at least she was moving this along.

"Um, he said he's twenty-one. I'm only twenty-eight." At this Bella burst out laughing, holding her hands on her stomach.

"Oh, you are so screwed. Does he look twenty-one to you?" Candy glanced back at me and I put on my most innocent face. "He's sixteen, genius. You're a walking felony right now."

Candy's thoughts were a swirl of disbelief and denial. Peter chose this moment to walk in the door. He glared at Candy and said, "Who are you?" Really Eddie, this was the best you could do? Was it ugly hag night at the bar? You have no standards do you? I just rolled my eyes at him.

Candy tried to answer but was cut off by Bella. "She's the old lady who was fucking Eddie upstairs. I think you should call the cops. She violated my brother." Full on pout and she even managed to pull up a few tears. She's so perfect.

Peter coughed to cover his laugh and turned to my date. "Is she telling the truth? How old are you? You don't look like a teenager." She's got gray hairs, Edward. Come on, how dark was that bar? You have fucking vampire vision.

"She's twenty-eight. Eddie told her he was twenty-one. I think you should ground him again." Bella was on a roll.

"Edward, I'm disappointed in you. I took you in and this is how you repay me? Your mother would be rolling over in her grave right now." She really would, she raised a proper Victorian gentleman, you know. Not a vampire man-whore... "And you," he continued, turning to Candy. "I'll give you two minutes to get the hell out of my house before I call the police. I'll make sure you're on every sexual predator list they make. I'll bury you." Not really, she doesn't even smell good enough to eat Edward. You really need to be a little pickier next time.

"I'm sorry, who are you?" Candy was hanging on to her composure by a thread.

"Who am I? I'm his uncle! I'm the legal guardian for this minor child! The one you raped upstairs in my house!" Wow, he's been taking lessons from Bella. They are an evil pair.

I ducked my head in pretend shame and caught Bella's smirk. Candy finally found her voice again and squeaked. "He drove me here, I don't have a car."

"Ok, I'll drive you home. I can use that time to remind you exactly why you will never set foot anywhere near my property ever again. I'm trying to raise these kids right and I don't need women like you around setting a bad example." He turned to Bella and I, "You two, get your butts in bed. I'll deal with you later." He couldn't resist kissing Bella's forehead before he went out the door.

As soon as they were gone, Garrett bounced down the stairs. "You know Eddie, if you'd just man up and fuck a vampire you wouldn't have these problems. I can give you my list of contacts."

"Garrett, I have told you. You fucked Carlisle. I'm not going anywhere near anything else you might have even touched. I can't do it."

Bella just laughed at our banter before getting out of her chair. "I need a ride upstairs since my sleep was disturbed. And Eddie, while that was a lot of fun, you owe me. She was so gross, I'm going to have nightmares!"

"Whatever, Princess. They can't all be as beautiful as you. Let's get you back to bed."