Can't Help But Wait

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Ch. 6: That Was My Sister pt 2

-Lauryyin's POV-

Matt's back! Well, he's not back in the WWE, but he's back with us. Turns out, he didn't get fired until April. It's May, now. Damn that Adam! We had a show in Raleigh last night. Actually, Raw and Smackdown are in NC. I'm at his house right now, sitting on the couch in the den. The gang's here, too. With the exception of Amy and Jeff. Strange now, cause I'm the only girl in the gang.

I guess I should tell you about what's been going on since February. Well, other than Matt chilling with us again and Wrestlemania 21, nothing much has happened. Speaking of Wrestlemania, it was freaking awesome. The Hof was so amazing. There weren't many dry eyes there. I can't even believe I was there to witness it.

Here's my opinion of the show. Awesomeness! They all worked their asses off! My favorite part was when I got to walk out with Cowboy Bob Orton Jr. Maria was originally gonna do it, but Bob asked for me walk him out. Randy's dad is as crazy as him, maybe crazier. The highlight of my night was chilling with Jimmy Hart. I love that man, he's so cool.

Now, on to the matches. Eddie and O were great, every time I see those two wrestle, I get blown away. Mi primo's got it going on! Next match was the MiTB, you know Money in the Bank. All I can say about that match is WOW! Shelton and Chris Benoit completely blew my mind. First off, I was completely scared for all of them, including Edge. But he really didn't do anything anyway. My godfather was great too. In case you're wondering, Chris Jericho is my godfather, not my sisters, just me. Amirez and Crystal got Dean Malenko and Dylen and Kim got Oscar. A perk for being related to wrestlers with other wrestler friends.

Next match, Taker and Randy. What can I say about that match? I loved it! I teased Mark for getting bitch slapped the rest of the night. Then Piper and Stone Cold with their bitch slaps, WWE at its best. Three bitch slaps in one night, now that's a Wrestlemania! I laughed at Trish and Christy Hemme's match. Trish was great, but Christy was funny as hell. With more training, she'll get better, hopefully. Shawn and Kurt were completely amazing. I didn't watch too much of Cena and JBL's match, on account of Mark and Sara arguing like hell. They stopped enough to watch the main event.

My baby's match with Triple H was awesome too. Ric and Lawler had me laughing for most of the match. Since that night was like the best night of his life, he expected me to give him a reward, if you know what I mean. I just didn't feel into it. I asked him about the chick in the hotel a few months ago, and he said that wasn't true. I don't think he would lie to me, he knows who I roll with.

"Guess who else I got to see?" I'm talking to Matt. He's on the couch with me. "Who?" he asked as he grabbed at my bag of Doritos. "Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top. I'm so proud of myself, cause I didn't go all fan girl on him. Hey, get your own damn chips!"

"Cool. And what was up with that dress Lori-o? Chris and Eddie should've beat ya ass for that." He's talking about the pink dress I wore to escort Bob Orton. "Shut up, Dave liked it." I said as I watched Shannon and Shane play the new Tekken 5. "Yeah, Dave liked it. He'll like anything ya have on, as long as he can take it off easy." Shane laughed. I frowned and grabbed his controller. "Oh really, you green monkey?" I laughed as Shan beat him. "We're doing this over, Shan. I would've won if it wasn't for Lori." Shane screamed. Too bad Shannon wasn't listening, he was busy doing his victory dance.

"Anyway, losers. My dress was completely beautiful. I'm sure other normal people loved it." I smirked. "Yeah, and Jeff would love it too. You should put it on so he could see it." Shannon laughed. "Wait, Jeff's coming over?" I'm shocked because I haven't seen him since TNA and WWE were in the same city, you know when he gave me that necklace. Damn, speaking of the necklace, I'm wearing it now. That would explain why Matt keeps smirking at me.

"Ooh, she missin her man." Matt grinned. I popped him on his arm and frowned. "I'm tired of explaining this to you idiots. Jeff is my friend. Let me spell it. F-R-I-E-" I was cut off with a pillow being thrown at my head. "Shut up, Lori. We know you want him. Just don't fuck in front of me, okay." Matt laughed. I stood up and got in his face. "Matthew, I'm gonna kill you!" I screamed as I jumped on his lap. I started to play choke him and he pushed me to the floor so he was on top of me. "Ya wanna be like that, huh?" He laughed.

"Don't even think about it Matt-o!" I growled. Too bad it didn't work. He smirked and started to tickle my stomach. "Come on. Hold her down." He yelled to Shane and Shan. "Grab her arms, man!" Shane yelled to Shannon. Shane already had my legs held down, cause I was kicking the hell out of them. "I'm gonna beat all of your asses when I-" I couldn't talk anymore on account of Matt tickling my whole body. I went into a laughing fit. Remind me never to wear any type of clothing that shows my stomach around these idiots.

"Rape!" I screamed when I heard the front door being opened. Matt heard the door and stopped tickling me to listen. Shane and Shannon listened, too. But they didn't let me go. Then I heard that annoying ass bird sound that Jeff always makes. "Great, fucking great!" I growled. "Move Matt!" Jeff yelled at his older brother. He wanted his turn. "Can you at least say hi?" I frowned as he and Matt switched places on top of me. "Sup mama." He grinned and started tickling me.

They continued their tickle attack until they made me laugh so hard I started to cry. Shane and Shannon let me go and continued playing Tekken. Matt sat back on the other couch. Jeff remained sitting on top of me. "Get your big ass off of me, Jethro." I said as I tried to sit up. He just smirked and sat on the couch with Matt. "You really work my nerves." I said. I was standing in front of Jeff with my hands on my hips. "I could work you, if you let me." He grinned and grabbed me by my waist, pulling me onto his lap.

I rolled my eyes and turned my body so I could look him in the face. I grabbed his cheeks and squeezed. "Jethro, it ain't gonna happen vato." He smirked and pushed me onto Matt and pulled my legs onto his lap. "Whatever, mama." He grinned as he and Matt started to tickle me again. "Dammit, not again!" I screamed.

They continued torturing me with tickles until my phone rang. "Órale, what do you want?" I said. It's Eddie. "We're in Cameron, miela. We need to talk." He's serious. "Um, what's going on?" I hope it's not too bad. "Just come to that little park you and those Hardy's go to. It's nothing bad miela, so calm down." That's a relief. "Okay, but I have a question. Why'd you say we?" I asked questioningly. He just laughed. "You'll see, miela."

"What's goin' on mama?" Jeff asked. "Nothing, nosy ass. I gotta go to the park." I said as I got up. "Can you take me Jeff?" I asked as I stretched. "Do you even have to ask, mama?" He stood up and wrapped his arms around my waist. "I meant take me to the park, Jethro." I frowned. "Yeah, right. I know what you really meant." He smirked. "Fuck you, Jeff." Dammit! Bad choice of profanity. "Okay, come on." He picked me up and hoisted me over his shoulder. Great, he's carrying me to his room. Yeah, he has his own room at Matt's house. "Whooooo! Go easy on her, bro!" Matt laughed. I'm gonna hurt all four of these losers, if only I could get down.

When we got into his awkward ass room, he let me down. "Lime green silk pillows, Jeff?" I laughed as I sat on his bed. "They're comfortable." He said. He really wasn't paying attention to me. He had one of his drawing books. He sat beside me and handed me his book. "What the hell is it?" I asked as I looked at the strange drawing. He didn't fully color it yet. "You tell me, mama." Ugh, I hate when he calls me that. I'm nobody's mother! "It's a woman. Her lips are awesome. Wild brown hair, killer boobs. Who the hell is it you perv?" I laughed. "That's you! Ya fool." He laughed and fell back on the bed.

"That does not look like me. The hair and lips maybe, but my boobs are not that big!" I pouted. "Yeah they are." He laughed. "No they're not, pervert! A c cup is not that big, vato. I am not that big." I was kinda getting loud. "Ooh, she has boob insecurities." He laughed. "I do not Jeffrey! Can we stop the boob conversation, please? I've gotta go see Eduardo."


When I got to the park, I noticed Eddie sitting on a park bench. I walked over to him. "What's up?" I asked as I sat beside him. I love this park. It's so earthy. "Miela, we've come to an agreement." He smiled. "What do you mean, we?" I asked. He laughed at the face I was making. "Me darlin." Ugh, I know who that is. "I thought you were talking about somebody important, that's just Mark." I frowned. "Really now?" He asked. Damn, I just noticed what I said. "I didn't mean it like that Deadman." I said as I tried to look as apologetic as I could. He frowned and sat on the other side of me.

"Okay, what did Dave do now? Let me guess. Adam joined him in a threesome, they got all homo, he fell in love with him, and wants to fight me for him?" I laughed but they both frowned. "Miela, that is nasty. We talked to your godfather." Oh great, get the goddamn Ayatollah into it. "Okay, so Chrissy hates Dave, too?" I asked, getting annoyed with them. "Shut up little girl. You seriously have been hanging around Irvine too much." Mark growled. I rolled my eyes and folded my arms, but I listened. "Listen, miela. We talked to CJ, and he convinced us to back off and let you live your life." Eddie stated. "We don't like that you're with a cheating dog, but it's your business. You gotta make mistakes and learn from them on your own." Mark stated.

"Can I talk now?" I asked. Eddie nodded. "Okay, how many times have I told you this same thing? And Chrissy was the one who got through to you?" I asked. I bet I look so confused now. "Actually, yeah. He talked to me about the sex, too" Eddie smiled. "Eww, you and my godfather discussed my sex life?" I frowned. "Not exactly miela, you don't even have one. You're nineteen so it's amazing that you're still a virgin. CJ said that eventually, you're not gonna be, so I'll have to get used to it. I've gotta start treating you like you're mi prima and not like I'm your papi." Eddie said. "And what did he say to you, Deadman?" I asked as I turned to him.

"I didn't have anything to do with that topic. As long as you're careful, I don't give a damn. But with Dave, I know he just wants sex. All I'm saying is be careful, darlin." He smiled. "Okay, this is awkward. No more sex talk with you two. And by the way, I'm not interested in sex right now. Thank you guys, for caring." I smiled as Eddie pulled me into a hug. I leaned back onto Eddie's lap and propped my legs on Mark's lap. He frowned and pushed my legs off him. I poked my tongue at him and he did the same with his patented eye roll. I guess he was trying to scare me, but I find that sexy as hell.

-Jeff's POV-

After I dropped Lori off at the park, I decided to go to Wal-Mart. When I got there, I went into electronics. I noticed a big muscled dude by the digital cameras. I walked over there, cause his ass looked familiar. "Say man, don't I know you?" I asked the guy. His back was to me. When he turned around, I knew who he was.

"Hey Jeff, what brings you to Wal-Mart?" He asked. He kinda look like he wanna run or somethin. "Sup Dave, tryna hide ya identity?" I said that cause of his glasses and that big ass hat he got on, plus long sleeves to hide the tattoos. "Actually, I am man. How come you're not?" He asked.

"Dude, this is Cameron, North Carolina. You think they don't know me here? Man, Wal-Mart is the local club on Saturday nights. Ask ya girlfriend. She be Wal-Mart clubbin all the time over here. Speaking of her, is that why ya in Cameron?" I asked. He was looking around like somebody's tryna kill him or somethin. "Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm here for Lauryyin. You know where she is?" He asked. He seriously need some help, cause all that damn movin he doin lookin around, is makin me paranoid.

"She with Eddie. Call her later man." As soon as I said that, a blonde fine ass woman came beside him. "You ready to go?" She asked him. "Uh, yeah, yeah. Just meet me at the car." She smiled and walked back to the front of the store. He noticed the look on my face, I'm pissed. "Oh, that was just my sister Kasey. Look, I gotta go man. I'll see you." He said as he hurried out of the electronics department. I stood in my spot with my hands on my waist and shook my head. "His sister, that's bullshit!"


A/N- You're probably wondering about Sara being at Wrestlemania if she wants a divorce. We'll I'll give you an explanation. Mark brought her there because they're trying to settle their differences and see if they can reconcile. Sorry that he didn't get to explain in his own POV, but I got carried away ;) I'll be sure to let him explain in the next chapter. Thanks again for reading.