Indiscriminate Happenings
Fandom: xxxHoLiC
Characters/Pairing: Doumeki/Watanuki, mentioned Haruka
Prompt:6:3- Blurred
Rating: T
Chapter Genre: Romance/Humour
Summary: It's always the quiet one's.
I
It always happened when he took his glasses off; the blurred parody of the world that was so distorted and deformed that he couldn't understand the images around him. Everything was smeared together in his twisted reality, leaving him confused and struggling to move around in any coherent pattern that he could properly navigate. Things tended to merge together, like they did when he was on the brink of unconsciousness and in the grasp of a spirit. But then Doumeki came and handed him his glasses, whether it was because they fell off his face for some reason that could range from him tripping, to him being tripped, to a spirit unexpectedly attacking, or because it was first thing in the morning and the archer had an annoying tendency to wake up earlier than him and he knew that Watanuki would spend five minutes groping around the dresser. Sometimes his perpetual bad luck would kick in and he'd knock them behind something and spend an additional ten minutes looking.
Thankfully in his dreams Haruka never got a chance to see him with his glasses on so he didn't have the chance to exhibit the same embarrassing inclinations as his grandson. He didn't think he could survive finding out that his mentor and pseudo-idol was as perverted as Shizuka.
II
… Well, that got off topic, but it didn't have much of a lead in the first place, so it's okay. You know, something about perverted Doumeki is appealing. It must be the philosophy of, 'it's always the quiet ones.'