Indiscriminate Happenings
Fandom: xxxHoLiC
Characters/Pairing: Doumeki/Watanuki, Yuuko, Maru, Moro, Mokona
Prompt:7:1- Chocolate
Rating: M
Chapter Genre: Romance/Humour
Summary: Never trust a witch when she says, 'Make chocolate!'
I

In hindsight, the whole idea was a bad egg to begin with. After all, anything including mass amounts of chocolate that had come from Yuuko's scheming mind was a scenario to shy away from, even if it meant you had to run as fast and far as possible to get away. Which he tried to do, of course. However, the one kink in his getaway plan was a rather large one; Doumeki wasn't as keen, it seemed, to let him get away as he was to get away in the first place. That said, the archer sat with Watanuki in his lap, arms wrapped around his waist and chin resting on his shoulder so that he couldn't flail and shriek with a clean conscious.

Of course, what happened wasn't strictly unexpected, but it certainly wasn't what Watanuki had in mind when Yuuko had smirked and said the word 'chocolate.' After all, who, besides Yuuko and the manjuu, would've predicted he'd have a half naked Doumeki on top of him licking chocolate off his chest?

Not to say he hadn't enjoyed it...
II
Okay, I got stuck on it and it came out like this... Yeah. Watanuki made the chocolate earlier that day and somehow Yuuko turned it into this. They both enjoy it though ~! ;)
III
Summary: Death by chocolate...

If anyone had asked Doumeki how he thought he would die, he probably wouldn't have answered but if he did then he probably would not have said chocolate. As it was he found himself floating cross-legged beside a panicking Watanuki, Yuuko sitting across from them, pipe in mouth, and a smirk on her lips. Doumeki looked down at the remaining chunk of chocolate that Watanuki had made and he had filched from the boy when he had brought the assortments out. The one he had died eating had a tang of orange in it.

All that said, Watanuki wasn't taking Doumeki's death well.

"But-but Yuuko-san! I killed him!" he wailed, distraught and inconsolable. Yuuko chuckled, taking a draw on her pipe and letting the smoke seep leisurely from her lips. Doumeki blinked, looking between the two and pondering on the seers reaction to his death. He supposed it was guilt, from being the one who made the food that had gotten lodged in his throat. But with the rants thrown out by the smaller teen, Doumeki would have surmised that he was happy to be rid of the archer.

Again, that said, he expected that the other boy wasn't too happy about losing his protection.

"Watanuki-kun, if you wish to bring him back, the fee won't be too heavy, considering it was partially a side effect of the magic in the shop," she said, watching her employee (slave) jerk forward in his spot, hands slapping down on the floor and a desperate look on his face.

"Yes, what do I have to do?"

Yuuko's smirk grew and Watanuki felt a sense of foreboding grow in his stomach, dread creep up as the witch slowly sat up from her sideways lounge.

"All that is needed is a kiss of life."

Through Watanuki's pitiful whimpers and moans Doumeki thought that death-by-chocolate wasn't such a bad fate if this was the outcome.
IV
Yeah, I remembered a story called 'How to Lose your Ghost in 50 Days' where Doumeki dies by onigiri and Yuuko says she can bring him back if Watanuki does something or other that involves stripping him and she would do it for that only because it was caused by the shop, so I used that (sorry!). But yeah, I got this idea and couldn't leave it, so you all get a bonus drabble. :D (Go read that story! It's amazing!!!)