Indiscriminate Happenings
Fandom: xxxHoLiC
Characters/Pairing: Himawari, Doumeki/Watanuki, Doumeki/Watanuki
Prompt:7:5- Wait, What?
Rating: T
Chapter Genre: Humour/Romance
Summary: Well, Watanuki could now say he had met his feminine side and Doumeki has the idea of aprons running through his head.
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The amount of unusual occurrences Doumeki had witnessed throughout the short amount of time since he had begun protecting Watanuki were countless, and though some were more dangerous than others, none were stranger than any of the others. However, the sight of a long strip of space distorting and bubbling, breaking apart and revealing a slender figure with short black hair wearing their school uniform as Watanuki, Himawari, and himself walked home was just a little odder than their usual encounters, especially after another, larger, and decidedly male figure followed her through and they saw exactly who the people were.

"God dammit Doumeki, this is all your fault, you know that?" the female growled, crossing her arms over breasts that were barely seen through the jacket. The other Doumeki stood there, staring down at her with a raised eyebrow and a look that was as disbelieving as he could manage. "If you had kept watch like I asked you, we wouldn't have to go to Yuuko's and ask her to relocate the damn thing for us!"

"I was keeping watch," the other Doumeki answered simply, shrugging off the girls rage. Glued to their spot and watching the display with wide eyes (well, Watanuki and Himawari were, at any rate; their stoic companion kept an expression that mimicked his double) the three teens belonging to the dimension all currently resided in said nothing, two knowing who the angry girl was and one vehemently denying it inside his head.

"Then how the hell did it get past you?!" she demanded, glaring venomously at the boy. Other-Doumeki shrugged again, finally looking around and taking in their surroundings, noticing the three. Instead of telling her verbally, he cut off the next part of her tirade with a finger, pointing it at them. Wide, cat-like blue eyes turned to them and a vicious swear exploded from her lips.

"This isn't good," she grumbled, stalking closer with the Other-Doumeki tailing her. "The first rule is to not let yourself come into contact with the you's in other dimensions." As they came closer her mumblings got louder and clearer but she stopped dead when her eyes caught Watanuki's. "I'm a boy?! What the hell!!"

Watanuki took a second to look offended, lips turning down into a frown that made Doumeki think pout sooner. "Well excuse me, but it's not exactly a great revelation when your doppleganger is a woman," he shot back, both of them simultaneously planting their hands on their hips. Doumeki and the Other-Doumeki looked at each other and Doumeki felt a small smirk tug at his lips.

"Oi," he said, drawing both of the Watanuki's attention to him and ignoring the indignant cries of, 'My name's not 'Oi'!'. "Now you really can be a housewife."

Himawari giggled, imagining their Watanuki in a eighties American housewife dress holding a mixing bowl filled with something that would come out deliciously, the two Doumeki's looked thoughtful for a second, both imagining their respective Kimihiro in nothing but an apron with some sort of fruit and a lot of melted chocolate, and the two Watanuki's both stared with dropped jaws and wide eyes. Before their surprise wore off and the conversation could develop into a violent meeting of fist-to-face action the other-Doumeki cut in.

"Do you know where Yuuko's shop is?" he asked, directing his attention to is double, who nodded.

"We were heading there now," Watanuki cut in, knowing the voice communication between the two wouldn't get much further than that. His female double looked skeptical for a second, voicing her doubts.

"And why is that?" she asked, pushing up her glasses. "Have you been there before or did someone tell you about it?"

"I work there," Watanuki admitted with a dejected sigh, turning on his heel and leading them down the street. Before he could get further than a few steps Himawari's voice stopped him.

"Ne, Watanuki-kun, Doumeki-kun, I have to head home so I'm going this way," the taller girl stated with a smile, pointing the direction of the opposite street. Reluctantly he nodded and gave a small, happy wave and a shout of farewell before turning on his heel, leading the others down the street to Yuuko's shop. As they walked, the Other-Doumeki slipped a hand around the female Watanuki's waist, pulling her possessively closer to him as their Doumeki gave a short glare and grabbed the male Watanuki's wrist, both ignoring the identical shrieks of surprise and objection. Himawari frowned after a second of observation and reflection on the two Doumeki's attitude's.

"Wait, what?"
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Yes, well... I wanted to make Watanuki a girl in one, so here she is, in all of her kick ass glory! :D This version of Watanuki-kun is usually the one that instigates fights and takes on all the men bringing ill tidings. She doesn't like it when people look at her with lecherous intent unless it's Doumeki, and she won't admit that. Lol, I thought it would be fun. Anywho, about Himawari's last line, she's wondering why Doumeki and Other-Doumeki are so hostile with each other when they like opposite genders of the same person. It's confusing her. :3