Tonight I was supposed to sleep with Tobi. Kinda fun if you think about it.

"Sakura-chan Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi cried rushing me to his room. Half of it was filled with dolls and childrens books. The other side was filled with blood covered weapons.

"So... where am I laying? On the right side or left?" I asked yawning.

"How about under?" He asked batting his eyelashes as he took off his mask.

"Under?" I asked glaring.

"Yes under the bed." He answered innocently.

"Oh. No thanks." I answered going into the bathroom changing.

"Sakura... I can't help it if I... erm go after you in your sleep."

5 seconds later....

"Deidara can I rotate to you?" I asked sweetly as the blonde opened the door.

"Sure babe come in yeah." Deidara said making me smile thankfully.

"So you found out that Tobi is bipolar? When did you figure? Before or after he... erm did stuff?"

"BEFORE!" I screamed making Deidara stare at me shocked.

"Oh okay you still have your innocence... WE CAN'T KILL TOBI NOW!!!!" I sweat dropped.

5 seconds later...

"Hey Itachi can I bunk with you?"