I woke up in Itachi's arms. His legs were tangled in mine.... "GET OFF ME DICK HEAD!"
Instantly Itachi let me go and rubbed his eyes tiredly. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SAKURA!!!!" All the Akatsuki shouted running into the room.
"He had his legs around me!!!!" I whined making Itachi smile as he stood up unsteadily. We all gasped at what laid before us.
"You wear pink tighty wighties...." Deidara whispered making us all sweat drop.
"So?" Itachi asked then lifted me into his arms.
"Put the girl down and you wont get hurt..." Sasori said calmly while taking out his puppets. I stared noticing the knifes in his otherwise innocent puppet hands.
"But... I want to snuggle here forever?" I asked trying out my suggestive powers!
"Awwww!" Tobi cried as they all went puppy eyes on me... then they realized what I said.
"Not with a skank like him! Let the bitch find his own ho!" Hidan cried grabbing me and dragging me away from poor Itachi.
"YES!" A voice screamed from down the hall. We ran over towards the voice to see a spiky blonde haired blue eyed tan boy grinning. "I've been in your room for eight years and I'm finally free!" He cried making us all glare at the beaming Sasuke.
"What? He wasn't gay before...." Sasuke started but everyone cut him off and covered my innocent ears.
"Sasuke... will you please watch what you say around our delicate flower?" Zetsu asked leaning towards me.
"You're a plant..." I said blankly poking his face.
"Yes."
"Plants are yucky." I answered watching Zetsu crawl into his emo corner.
"Erm... yeah you are definately a keeper." Konan, I suppose... well she had blue hair, said from the shadows. She patted my head.
"Yeah so just dont send anymore members into their special reserve emo corners.... they tend to destroy it." She warned before the boys suffocated me once more.