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Misa tried to really make an entrance in biology class, as this was her first class with Light. She stepped in front of the fan, allowing it to blow her hair and the skirt of her dress. She stood, posing, waiting for Light to notice.
"You're blocking the fan." Light said, without looking up. Misa moved aside hastily.
That was clever of me, Light thought to himself. By pretending to actually need a cool air temperature to be comfortable, he was not acting like a vampire. Even little things like this mattered.
The teacher addressed Misa. "Welcome Misa, you must be the new student. I'm Mr. Mogi. You can be partners with Light, he'll be able to help you with the material."
"Thank you Mr. Mogi!" Misa squealed and ran to sit next to Light.
Oh great, thought Light. Now I get the partners that don't even possess thoughts.
"Hello! I'm Misa…and you're Light!"
"Well what do you know. I'm glad to know I'm still the same person I was yesterday."
Misa didn't even catch the sarcasm, she just inched a little closer to the coppery haired god of sexiness.
"I'm glad you are too! Because Misa doesn't want you to change at all!"
Who the hell was this girl?
Despite the distraction, Light managed to correctly identify the phases before the other partners. That meant he managed it in about 7 seconds, because it is the easiest thing in the world to tell anaphase from prophase.
He gave the 'WTF?'onion trophy to Misa.
Misa stared at the oversized silver shallot with an expression of amazement.
Light had given this to her. She would treasure it forever. However, she realized she'd better try to make charming conversation right about now and stop gawking at the onion.
"It certainly rains a lot here Light. Do you like the rain?" Misa thought that was a good one.
Light shuddered. "No, any cold wet thing…ugh just no."
Misa clapped her hands. The rest of the class stared at her. "Misa doesn't like the rain either! We have so much in common!"
"Well you know what they say, opposites attract."
Misa threw her arms around him "Oh Light! I'm attracted to you too don't worry!" This was going even better than she'd anticipated. It was obvious that Light Yagami Cullen was head over heels in love with her.
Light calmly let her hug him. He had to maintain a reputation after all. He realized the other boys in the classroom were eyeing him enviously. Or lustfully…in certain cases. (Cough)Matsuda.
Mr. Mogi didn't even care that the students were spending the class talking and engaging in public displays of affection because he was a pretty chill guy.
Misa decided that they had bonded enough for her to ask Light on a date. It seemed Light was too shy to make the first move, but Misa had no problem with that.
"Would you like to come to the beach with me Light? I'm going this Saturday with Matsuda and Takada, but we don't have to pay any attention to them…" Misa tilted her head and blinked up at him through her eyelashes.
"I'm sorry Misa, I'm going to be busy this weekend, but perhaps another time. I'll call you."
Misa was extremely disappointed, but tried not to show it. With an effort, she refrained from shrieking and stomping.
"Awwww Liiiiiight! Okay. What are you going to be busy doing?"
Light smiled slightly, a glint in his eye. "Among other things…writing."
L leaned in close to the monitor of his laptop, reviewing the facts of this case. Criminals around the world were dying of heart attacks, and it was clear the cause was not natural. L not being one to believe in divine intervention, he was forced to conclude, that somehow, someone, was murdering those that committed crimes. That someone had become known to the public as 'Kira'.
Admittedly, that was not much to go on. He had only one message from the killer that had been sent through the police system, it was in code of course. He was rather impressed with the complexity of it, but he managed to crack it. The message was:
'This is addressed to the detective L…who so foolishly hopes to find me. You cannot stop me. I will rule this world eternally, as an immortal god. I am justice.'
He gnawed a thumbnail thoughtfully. The person who wrote such a thing could merely have delusions of grandeur certainly… but would such a clever killer falsely believe themselves the possessors of eternal life?
It was possible they meant it figuratively. Perhaps they merely meant their legacy would live on, or that their duties would be carried out by an apprentice upon their death.
Those were of course the most likely possibilities, but L knew he could not overlook anything, even if the chances were extremely slim. He himself was proof of the existence of the extreme.
Perhaps, though it was ever so unlikely, the killer really did possess eternal life.
If that were the case, L was one of the very few who actually knew of a way this would be possible.
It sounded ridiculous of course, but it actually fit with his profile quite well. The killer had a sense of invincibility, strong confidence, feelings of superiority, and the idea that they had the right to control human's lives like it was nothing. Something in L's instincts told him the hunch wasn't so ridiculous after all.
Kira could be a vampire.
Misa was walking through the parking lot, when she saw Light pull in in his car. It was a nice car, a silver Volvo. Misa waited for him to park, then scampered over and climbed on the hood. She stretched out seductively, banging on the front windshield. Light was looking at her with an expression of shock.
Look how happy he is to see me, Misa thought, elated. "Oh hello Light!" She shouted to him through the windshield. "This is a very attractive and manly car you have here."
Light got out of the car. "Misa, you're going to get fingerprints all over it! I just had it waxed and-"
Suddenly, Light became aware of a jeep skidding out of control towards them. It was heading straight for the front of his car…and the oblivious Misa draped across the hood.
Oh my god not my car! Light thought wildly. He had only a second, and acted out of pure instinct. He leapt in front of Misa and slammed his hand against the side of the jeep, effectively protecting the Volvo from a single scratch.
"Well that was a close one there." Said Light, realizing he might have just done something very stupid. Hopefully this girl was dumb enough to have not noticed.
But Misa had not been completely oblivious to what had just occurred. She stared at Light. "You…you saved Misa…you pushed the car away with your hand! You-you…
She is going to attract a scene! Light thought wildly. Normal people didn't push cars with their hands…this was bad…
"LIGHT YOU JUST PUSHED THA-"
Light quickly hit her upside the head, and she slumped to the ground.
Okay Light. It's theatrics time.
He dropped to the ground beside her, and started screaming. "NOOOOOOOO! Misa! Oh my god Misa, get a hold of yourself! Somebody help me! I think she's fainted! HEEEELLLPPP!!!" He started cradling the unconscious girl in his arms, weeping profusely, as people hurriedly called 911 on their cell phones.
Yes, I think that ought to about do it. Light lay Misa down as he tried to look as if he were in shock. "The car…it nearly killed her…she must have been terrified! Oh my love I almost lost you!"
He continued to act distraught enough that the paramedics let him ride in the ambulance. He couldn't have her waking up and spouting off before he got to talk to her.
As soon as they entered the stark white local hospital, Light demanded to speak with Dr. Mikami.
The handsome dark haired doctor rushed out looking panicked. "What is it God? What do you want from me?"
"Don't call me god here you idiot! You can't get into that habit when we're out in public. What if people heard you? Call me son!"
"But Light I'm only ten years older then y-"
"That doesn't matter! The story is that you adopted me and Sayu so get it straight!"
"Yes of course G…ugh…son. I'm sorry, do forgive me."
"Yes, okay whatever. Now I need you to do something. That girl that was just brought in…I hit her upside the head and knocked her out and I need you to say she just fainted from fear."
Mikami nodded, obedient as ever. "May I ask why you hit her Light?"
The golden eyed boy sighed. "In a moment of weakness I displayed my strength to stop a van from hitting my car. She saw, and was about to tell everyone. I have to see her and make up an excuse for what she witnessed."
"Of course Light." Mikami just couldn't bring himself to call God 'son'. It was just too wrong. On so many levels… On so many levels…
"Mikami!" Light shouted.
"Yes?"
"Please for the love of God, (hmm maybe that was a poor choice of words) control your thoughts! I can hear you and I don't want to!"
Mikami sunk to his knees at Light's feet, his head in his hands. "I'm sorry God! I am a horribly weak and lustful sinner! I can't help myself…I'm trying to control it really."
The teen grimaced. "Ugh please just get up. You don't know how creepy you are when you're like this Mikami. Just pull it together."
Mikami leapt to his feet so quickly he might have passed out from dizziness, had he been human rather than a vampire. "I apologize again for my weakness Light. I'm calm now." Mikami hated that God could read his mind, though he supposed he should appreciate God's divine power. It was just so embarrassing sometimes…why did God have to be so perfectly adorable…
"MIKAMI!!"
"I'm thinking about…blood! And pansies!" Mikami said hastily.
"Thank you. I'll also be needing more blood soon…I'm feeling a bit exhausted by all of this."
"Certainly. I'll bring you type O, I know it's your favorite and we have a fresh batch." Light nodded in thanks. Then headed to Misa's room. He would, unfortunately, have to wait as long as it took for her to wake up.
The girl must have been hardier than she looked, because she came around within minutes.
Light took her hand, deciding that he'd better suck up a bit. "Misa," he spoke quietly, "are you alright? What do you remember?"
Misa blinked groggily. "I'm…alright…I…I remember that you hit me Light!" She glared at him.
He sighed. "Misa, it was an accident. I was so shocked by the accident that I swung my arms wildly and happened to hit you. I'm sorry."
Misa forgave him instantly. She knew these things happened. "I also remember that you pushed the car and made a huge dent in it…just to save me!"
Light groaned now. He should have hit her a bit harder. "Misa, you can't tell anyone about that. You see, I'm training for the underground fighting championships and I can't let word of my abilities get out to the competition. I want to take them by surprise."
"Light no! You shouldn't get into fights! You'll hurt yourself and ruin your beautiful face!" Misa clutched him and began sobbing in fear for the safety of her love.
"Don't worry Misa, I always win easily. I promise. Then I'll use the money to buy you whatever you want." He had enough money that he could fake this easily.
"All I want is you Light! Do you love Misa?"
He was taken by surprise by that question. "I…don't know you that well Misa."
"Well how can you get to know me if you never go out on dates with me! After I go to the beach on Saturday, I want to go to dinner with you."
Light thought a moment. If this would help her silence, he could manage to go on one date. "Alright Misa. I'm going to go now, but I'll see you Saturday."
Wow this part was hard. I know there wasn't much L in it but he'll be back..oh yes..hehe. Please review!