"Sakura where did you hide the body? We have been looking for two weeks." I glanced up from my lemon juice that had chunks of skittles withen to smirk at Itachi.
"Let the fucking bitch tell us on her own Fucking time. The whore probably doesn't want you to piss your pants with the fucking details you horny bastard." Hidan said calmly making Ita sweatdrop.
"Please tell me you did not put him in my room... god saku please tell me you didn't..." Sasori asked wide eyed.
"Don't worry your pretty little head. I would never put him somewhere would he would ever be noticed." I said simply making everyone stare at Sasuke's door.
What happened was that according to the camera no akatsuki member will admit to putting in my room... Well Deidara came into my room right after I decided it was alright to trust my room with a chair sized jar of skittles.
Deidara was looking for something to blow upwhen he saw my skittles. After I strangled him and beat him up to a bloody pulp... well this is what is going on two weeks later... they are still looking for the body.
Deidara's POV
I stared up at the big blue eyes that stared at me happily as my body slowly went numb. I was going to die.
"I've never had anyone to talk to before! Especially in here! Yuck right?" Naruto cried happily. Wait... he can tell I'm human! That's great right!
He patted my stomach and smiled. "Your head may look a little odd but i still think you and I can be friends!" Naruto cried making me sweatdrop... nevermind.
Suddenly Sasuke ran in. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BOYFRIEND?!" He screamed making me shrink back then groan in pain.
"Sasuke I finally have someone to talk too!" Naruto cried making Sasuke smile at him.
"I love you too uke now go back to talking to the porno posters... NOW YOU BLONDEY WILL DIE!!!" Poor Deidara was definately taken out by Sasuke with the help of how badly Sakura injured him...
Poor unsuspecting hottie....