Akatsuki trouble

by Eternal Grey

Saku is staying in the Akatsuki mansion to get stronger.... they all like her and show it... what happens when SasuNaru are love birds and Gaara wants his turn with Saku? And whats with her being as scary as the writer? Even worse? Yep hilarious drabble

12. Chapter 12

I was watching Monsters inc. as the other Akatsuki members babysat me. Konan ran her fingers through my hair as Deidara put me on his lap.

Suddenly Itachi burst in with alot of slutty looking girls. "Hello my fellow members!" He shouted happily as Kisame covered my eyes.

"How dare you attempt to ruin our Sakura's innocence!" He cried making everyone gasp and run over to protect me.

"Geez. I know I won't get laid by Sakura any time soon so I decided to improvise!" Itachi said smirking at the slutty blue haired tramps.

Instantly Zetsu picked me up and held me close to protect me from the mean horny Itachi.

"We will be occupied in my room... Sakura please do not come in for..." Ita quickly counted all the girls. "9 hours."

"Fine then! Sasori let's go to your room and do what they are going to do!" I growled making Saso smirk as I led him to his puppet filled room.

I pulled out Candyland and we both started to play. The Akatsuki all sweatdropped.

"Ooh I want to play!" The sluts cried.

"I will never get laid with you around will I Sakura?" Itachi cried before going to his emo corner.

I won 13 games out of 15!!!!!!!! I am just that awesome. Sasori cried anime tears the whole game. I have no idea what his problem was.

I mean Itachi was just going to play this anyway and I wanted to play too...