It was Christmas setting up time in the mansion of the Akatsuki. With Deidara locked away in his room for his fear of the fat man posters, and Itachi trying out drag this was just another Christmas set up day... Except now they have Sakura.
"Sasori that is not how you make a popcorn necklace!!!!!" I shouted slamming my fist into his gut making him choke on his popcorn.
"Nice balls Itachi." She said nodding and grinning at Itachi making him go red and choke too.
"She meant the candy corn balls you dick head!" Konan jeered making me turn away and stare at Zetsu. I started to back away slowly right into Pein in his Santa suit.
He smirked and shoved me into Zetsu's arms making me squeal. Yes I squealed... and damnit quit laughing!!!!!
He smiled down at me making me shiver. "Hey Zetsu..." I wimpered.
"Why are you so scared of plants?" Sasuke asked as he watched Naruto hang up some ornaments.
"My dad put some in my room... and they grew... and grew.... and covered my whole room!" I screamed and started to thrash in Zetsu's arms and he rocked me back and forth.
"Erm..." Itachi started then stopped as he stared at me like this o.0
"Uh..." Sasori started then suddenly he was all 0.o
"Yeah that's just weird." Konan finished.
"Shut up!" I shouted and slowly started to relax as Deidara came out of his room.
"This is just so Christmas isn't it?!" He demanded.
"The fat man controls all of you making you go against each other about what?! PLANTS!!!!! He's a fruit cake! A friggin Fruit Cake!!!" Deidara spazzed.
I took off my shoe and threw it at his head knocking him unconscious.
"he's right. It's not Christmas when someone doesn't say an conspiracy theory about Santa." I agreed making every nod.