Dedicated to Alice Heartless. Now quit spazzing I finally did it and here's your damn Haku.
I flashed my teeth as the picture was taken. The 'fat man' patted my head making the Akatsuki glared.
"What do you want for christmas young one?" He hoed making the others watch me curiously.
"Well I got a machine gun last year... and I got a gothic hello kitty knife for valentines... So how about a sword! A Japanese fudel era one!!!!" I cried suddenly hyper now bouncing on his lap as he stared at me wide eyed a scared fake grin on his face.
"Um... well... run along little girl!" The poor guy cried making me run along to my waiting friends.
"Sakura... that was... erm... interesting." Itachi finally said making me look at him confused.
"It was just another boring Santa visit." I answered casually making them all turn away making me roll my eyes.
"Jeez quit acting like freaks! We have to go to Hot Topic people!!!!" I cried punching the air with my fist and dragging their sorry asses to my favorite store!
"Sakura... yeah." Deidara whined as we entered to be greeted with an MCR song. Cemetary drive.
"Hey Haku." I said simply ignoring the crying Deidara. Haku greeted me lazily as he looked back at his gothic style magazine. His black nail polish and eyeliner were painfully obvious.
"Dude why do you wear make-up?" Kisame asked curiously his eyes wide. Itachi just shook his head as he turn to stare at the beautiful nail polish display.
"Because I'm emo." Haku answered then turned back to his magazine.
"STEREOTYPICAL HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted making him turn to stare at me blankly.
"Not all emos are like that! Look at everyone in the room!" I whined when he rose his eyebrow skeptically.
"Don't make Sakura mad! Be a good boy like Tobi." Scarily Tobi actually liked the gothic stuff here.
"I AM A GIRLY MAN!!!!" Haku screamed making us all freeze for a second then he glared. "You were supposed to leave..."
"Hey Hidan do you think this shirt would look good on me?" I asked holding up a Three Days Grace t-shirt.
"Yeah it'd look bitchin bitch!" He cried happily as we both went Chibi!!!!
"Why the hell didn't you guys leave?!" He demanded as we continued to ignore the spazzing girly man.
"Hey Deidara this place isn't so bad... compared to Sasuke's room." Sasori had to add making Deidara nod gratefully.
"WHY THE HELL AM I TALKING TO NO ONE?!" Haku screamed making me turn to him and smile sympathetically.
"It's all right. We all hate it when the voices in our head quit talking to us."
Everyone stared at me very oddly. Then they nodded at Haku in sympathy as he covered his head in his arms.