Dedicated to Chibi Vamp-chan... thanx for reading a ton of my fics and yes Candyland is a fun and amazing game with Suger plums and Chocolate kings. The mud monster is also in there...
Christmas eve dinner was going badly to say the least.
"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SERVE FISH WITH ME HERE?!" Kisame shouted.
I paused with the sushi midway in my mouth. Konan patted my back. I was the one who chose dinner for tonight.
"What's wrong with the damn fish?" Hidan asked after promising not to cuss as much as normal.
"I'M A DAMN FISH!!!!!" Kisame shouted making us all nod.
"But Kisame your a shark..." Deidara said slowly making Itachi roll his eyes.
"I'm not part shark... I'm part dolphin." Kisame whispered making everyone but Itachi stare, completely shocked.
"Oh... ok. Give Kisame the fruit." Sasori said simply.
"JUST BECAUSE I'M A FREAKING DOLPHIN DOES NOT MEAN I ONLY EAT FRUIT!!! GIVE ME SOME DAMN LAMB!!!"
"You heard the man... I mean fish..." I cried then muttered the mistake softly.
"Erm... Deidara get the fucking lamb now before the dolphin eats us..." Hidan whispered looking scared.
"Kisame... sleep with one eye open tonight. I think I might be hungry for more fish tonight... and I love dolphin." Zetsu smirked making Kisame's face turn white as he shrunk back in his seat.