It was Christmas!!!! I grinned at the tree as I saw it.... with... no... presents...
Suddenly the other Akatsuki members came downstairs. I started to cry anime tears.
"What's wrong cutie?" Tobi asked softly making me glare and point wordlessly at the tree.
"What's wrong with the tree?" Itachi asked plainly.
"Did you piss on it again Zetsu?" Hidan asked making me glare harder.
"No presents." I said simply in a voice so dark everyone cringed.
"Sakura honey we were hoping to take turns giving you the christmas gifts... in our rooms... with the door locked... soft music playing... hopefully moaning." Sasori grinned in pleasure as he continued to imagine such games of Candyland.
I stared at everyone curiously.
"What about Santa?" I asked making them all laugh.
"No. Actually Deidara and I both try to take him out every year." Sasori said simply making me gasp in horror.
"But the fat bastard always gets away. In fact the damn fat dude got in a brought you a present." He glared handing me a red box from Santa.
I ripped it open and gasped. It was full of condoms.
"Remember... Be Safe!
From Santa!"
I glared at the card and threw the box away. Even I knew what condoms were. They were toys for boys and girls when they decide to preform a cute hug but don't want any children just yet. See I'm smart!
"Sakura..." Itachi started tryig to control his laughter.
"You know its bad when Santa decides he needs to give you protection for Christmas."