Ok I don't think I ever admitted this... I'm very sick... not sick with the flu... no I got rid of that last week. Lol I just started a new story on my joint account called Fanclubs and Perverts. If you want to read it tell me and I'll give you the link. We haven't posted it yet but we've written 4 chapters already. Lol and yes Sakura is as cool and skittle obsessed as all my other stories. Just wanted to let you guys know before you read the chap. (Fanclubs is funnier than this story... just to let you know ;p)
Tobi was babysitting me today. No fun... he keeps measuring me. "Just fourteen more measurements..." Suddenly he blushed scarlet. "Um... what's your bra size?" He asked making me tilt my head to the side.
"Im somewhere in the D's why?" I asked as his nose started to bleed through his mask.
"Just wondering..." He muttered sadistically as his hand slipped over my chest as he measured my collar bone.
"Sasori this feels more like sexual harrassment then dress sizing!" I called making the akatsuki run into the room before Tobi could move his hand.
Two seconds later Konan was in charge of getting the rest of my sizes.
"What are you guys measuring me for anyway?" I asked getting annoyed as all the boys watched Konan with loathing.
"Oh that's easy. Kinky maid outfits, lingerie, nurse outfits, cocktail dresses, swim suites, cat costumes.... that sort of thing."
"Oh ok." I replied plopping a skittle into my mouth.
It was just another day at the Akatsuki mansion....
Sorry it was so short... but yeah this is important for the later chapters.