I woke up in pure darkness feeling bored. "Hello. I'm Kakuza and I'm officially holding you for ransom! Mwahaha!" A voice cried making me yawn and sit up.
"Hey dude. I'm Sakura. Do you gots any skittles?" I asked making the man sweat drop as he turned on the lights.
"No... you do realize I'm holding you hostage right? You're tied up and about to be gagged." The man said making me laugh.
"The akatsuki will save me." I stated making him cough.
"I'm one of the akatsuki but I hid myself from you and the others so I could come up with a fitting bounty on your head." He stated making me stare at him curiously.
"It's ransom not bounty." He glared and kissed me deeply as a punishment.
"Shut up and be a good hostage. The other idiots have already gone up to 17 million for your return." He chuckled looking down at his computer.
"Haha you called yourself an idiot!" I laughed making Kakuza's eyebrow twitch.
"She can't be gone! We never got to eat her no she's not edible! That's no fun why are you always so mean because I'm nice... isn't that obvious? Smarty pants... stupid Sakura won't let me cuss... dude she's been kidnapped!" Zetsu cried from upstairs.
"Stupid. You never took me out of the mansion? You really are an idiot." I sighed then got comfortable leaning against the wall.
"Tobi's a good boy and he'll find Saku!! Saku I'm coming to save you!" Tobi shouted making me sweat drop.
"Thank you Kakuza." I sighed making the man turn around and stare at me oddly.
"Why are you thanking me?"
"Simply because you've taken me away from those idiots."
When I was finally given back Sasori made sure to give me a full body rub making me punch him along with the other Akatsuki members (including Kakuza).
"Is anyone going to tell Tobi I'm back?" I asked making the others laugh.
"No way!" Konan grinned making me roll my eyes and go to bed.
It's just a normal day with the Akatsuki.