Dudes I've been so busy but this weekend I'm going to try to update all of my fics, that are not finished! I have to deep clean my house tomorrow sadly but no school monday so yay!
"Hey Sakura do you want to go out on a date?" Hidan asked making me stare at him for a second. The others stared too. No one here's asked me out yet except for Hidan now.
"Sure. Tell me the time and date when you figure it out." I said simply then turned on the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya.
"No Itachi!" Kisame cried as Itachi began to practically inhail all the liquor in the mansion.
"Do you know how much your binge drinking will cost us?" Kakuza asked his eyebrow twitching. It didn't look like Itachi cared.
"How about tonight at Chili's?" Hidan said making me grin and nod. "Okay I'll see you then!"
"Watch... he's going to his room to sacrifice enough bunnies to be able to go out on this date." Deidara said making me stare up at Hidan's room in horror.
"Hidan no!" I shouted and ran up the stairs to his room. When I entered he had an innocent bunny in his hand.
"You will feel the pain you caused me during your little rampage trying to kill me..." He whispered evilly. I punched him in the back of the head and glared.
"Don't sacrifice any mammals! How about butterflies?" I asked coming up with any substitute I could instead of mammals.
An hour later...
"That wasn't nearly as satisfying as humans... their blood didn't explode or do anything cool. It was so boring." Hidan grumbled as I checked the clock.
"Dude we gotta go! It's time for our date!"
Itachi POV
My pure innocent Sakura... was taken on a date by that sociopath! I need to rescue her... but ow... my head...
"Itachi-sama?" Kisame yelled. It sounded like it at least. I glared and immediatly sent him to my world of torture and blades.
I need to help my Saku.... ow... thinking hurts... is this what it feels like for Sasuke? Suddenly Naruto entered the room silently and hid in my closet. I couldn't bring myself to force him into my world of torture and blades... he's gone through enough.
"Brother! Have you seen my Naruto?!" Sasuke shouted making me glare and send him into my dark little world. Wow that feels good.