"Sakura?" A hesitant voice asked making me open my door to see Deidara. He held up my shattered skittles jar. On a normal day he would be six feet under but I couldn't bring myself to murder him today. "Are you okay?" He asked looking beyond scared. Thanks to the dripping sounds I knew he peed his pants.
"Yea, I'm fine." I smiled then took a deep breath. "And it's okay. Accidents happen." I said making him look at me oddly.
"Wait!" He cried as I tried to shut the door. "Why are you being so nice to me?" He asked as I looked at him oddly then smirked.
"Dude you already cut your hands, face, and arms up with the glass. That will be crap putting alcohol on." I informed him then shut the door in his face.
"Crap I pe- uh…. I'm going to my room now!" Deidara cried making me laugh then leave my room in search of nice cold berries. When I got to the kitchen I found poor Deidara knocked out and hung on the wall by grey duck tape. An arrow was made out of hot pink duck pointing at his crouch and the pee.
"Poor guy." I said simply then looking in the fridge for my cold berries. That's when I noticed a bowl balancing on Deidara's head. My berries!
I climbed up like a ninja and tried to get to my berries. Suddenly they crashed the ground making me scream bloody murder. I'm going to kill whoever did that…