AN: Hi. Here is chapter two. Hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight.
Empov.
Me and Alice ran up to my laptop. We were going to find the next thing to annoy Edward with
Nr. 3: At their wedding reception, ruin it by tell Charlie that has been ''sleeping'' with Bella for two years.
"ARRGH They has nearly been married for one year. That obviously don't work." Alice looked at me "Emmett what did you seriously expected? The video was made in 2009. It was BEFORE the wedding." She slapped my head before starting the video again.
Nr. 4: Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake.
"Nahh that doesn't work either. And his birthday is far away so we can't use it there either. That's to sad. It would have been fun. Try image his face." I began laugh at the thought. Alice didn't look like she think it was funny. "What's wrong sis?" I looked at her pale face. "I can only image Bella's reaction. And I don't think it is so funny." She was right. Now when she said it I also could see it. "Oh that I didn't think about. Poor Bella." Suddenly her face light up. "anyway let's see what the next is. I stated the video.
Nr. 5: Bye a sex-ed book and put it in his locker. Make sure that every time he opens the locker it falls out in view of the school.
"Ha let's take over to the store now and then to the school." I looked at Alice. She was already out of my room. I ran after her to her garage. We took the Jeep to Seattle. We fast found the the store. There was a lot of books but we found the one it should be. We brought the book and drove to the school. We found his locker. Alice of cause knew all of our passwords. She unlocked it and tried to find out how to place the book so that it would fall out while it got opened. We filled his locker with glossy paper so all his books only could be there. We put the sex book on the top and locked the door before it could fall out. Then we drove home. "Were had you two been?" I jumped in shock. It was Carlisle. "Just out for a drive. We was bored." Alice fast explained smiling to him. "Ok but there not so long to the school begins so get ready. Alice ran up to her and Jaspers room to find some clothes and get dressed. I was half way up the stairs while Carlisle called my name. "Emmett. I know that you and Alice is planing some things. Why don't you just tell the truth?" "Sorry Carlisle but I cant. It's a secret." I turned around and ran up to my room and got dressed. I met with the others in the garage. Rosalie, Alice, Jasper and me drove in the M3 while Bella and Edward drove in the Volvo. When we got to the school we just stood by the cars. No one said a word. The stupid bell rang and we got in. My first lesson: Biology. I hide me behind a wall teen feets away from his locker. "What are you doing Emmett?" Rosalie asked me "Schhhhh look." I said pointing at Edward Just in time for her to see him open the locker and and the book fall out. Every one turned there heads in his direction laughing Even Rosalie laughed. Bella that stood beside him chucked a little before help him get all the books that felled out back into the locker again. They got to their class. I still laugh as I ran to my class. Alice had promised me that she would fix it after every time. And so she did. When we got home Edward threw the book after me but missed. It crash right into the wall were it made a mark. "EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN YOU COME RIGHT HERE AND IT'S NOW!" Esme yelled from the kitchen. Edward walked out to her but on the way out he hit my shoulder. Alice came over to me whispering. "Damn we need to find a new thing to do. Edward destroyed the book total." She walked over and picked the rest of the book up and threw it in the trash. "Hey Emmett." Rosalie got over to me. "What honey?" "What are you and Alice doing? Edward seems so mad bye the time." "Oh nothing." I smiled at Alice. She walked over to Rosalie whispering every thing in her ear. "Ha. Can't I help you.. Please." I still looked at Alice. "Okay." Rosalie smiled. "But you'll have to hide your thoughts and it's not allowed to tell anyone. Ok ?" "Yeah I promise." We got over to the laptop again and started the video.
Nr. 6: Tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.
"I don't think it is true but HA Edward will hate us if we said so." "Yeah Rosalie you absolutely right let's get away. We have a plain to catch." We laughed wile we got out to the cars.
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