Adventures with baby Discord and Adult Discord
CH 13 "The Meanie"
"Five…"
"ten!"
"u-um…Five?"
"its going to be ten and its final!" yelled the colt, as Fluttershy flinches frightfully, she was never good at negotiations when it came to buying groceries, she knew that she was paying too much just for few boxes of cherries. She wanted to make a sweet cheesecake for she and Discord to eat, but it seems it would never happen considering that the colt merchant was trying to swindle her. Discord say in his carriage in silence, watching the two of them debate back and forth, each time Fluttershy going quieter and quieter as the merchant goes louder and louder in his negotiation, making Discord eyes narrow angrily at the colt yelling towards his sweet, timid guardian. Suddenly the colt slams his hoof on the stand, making Fluttershy let out a squeak as she began to shake fearfully.
"Look her, you little filly, you don't get these cherries unless you cough up the ten coins!" he shouts, Fluttershy let out a whimper, knowing this is a losing battle. Discord put out his hand towards the rude merchant and snaps his fingers, making the merchant suddenly float up above the ground.
"Whoa! What the-! What's going on!" he yells out, Fluttershy gasps turning towards Discord, knowing that he was using his powers to protect her, she let out a small smile at her small draqoneous and looks up at the merchant.
"five coins" she said clearly.
"What! No way!" The colt argues, Discord huff moving the colt over to a barrel full of water and dunking him into it, making the colt sputter out water, dripping from head to hoof.
"Hey! Knock it off!"
"Five coins" Fluttershy repeats.
"No!" the colt gets dunked again, making him sputter out water.
"Five" Fluttershy says, the colt put out his hoofs.
"All right, all right, you win! Five coins, just take the cherries and put me down!"
Fluttershy smiles widly trotting over to the stand and gathering her three cases of delicious red cherries, putting them in the carriage with Discord. She smiles sweetly at him.
"Okay Discord, you could put down the nice colt now" she says, Discord let out a giggle dropping the merchant into the barrel of water. Fluttershy trots away pushing the carriage back to the cottage, as she nuzzles Discord's nose.
"Thank you, Discord, you really were a great help…now let's go make us that cheesecake huh? Won't that be nice?"
CH 14 "Protector"
The merchant was picking on his sweet dear Fluttershy, and it irked him. Fluttershy was debating against the colt merchant to buy vegtables from him, usually the merchant always win by intimidating the timid filly. Fluttershy always try to assert herself but does'ant get far in the haggling and always pay doubled the price than any other pony customer, which is why the merchant always picked on her, but his time rather than shopping alone, Discord stood at the side watching silently as he watched his gentle friend becoming overpowered by a rude, obnoxious colt.
"Either pay me the money or go somewhere else!"
"B-but you're the only one who sells strawberries, but I can't pay you 10 coins just for one teeny box of strawberries, at least for that its three coins"
"Well I'm saying its ten so pay up or get lost! I need to sell to other ponies you know!" he shouts, following with slamming his hoof, making Fluttershy let out a frighten squeak, jumping back away from the angry colt. Discord shoots a glare at the colt, having enough of him harassing her, he moves Fluttershy behind him as he steps in front of her and facing the merchant, he snakes his head down eye level to the merchant who raise a brow at the lord of chaos.
"Listen very closely" He began lowly "…she will pay you three coins for that box of strawberries and no more" The colt snorts at him indifferently.
"And I'm saying she will pay 10…so, move along buddy if you know what's good for ya" the merchant replies. Discord let out a chuckle, Fluttershy's eyes widen, knowing that sinister chuckle. Discord clicks his tongue, lifting up his eagle claw.
"suit yourself" he snaps his fingers, making a fluffy pink cloud appear above the surprised merchant's head as it began to pour down chocolate rain, drenching the colt in the sticky, sweet drink, making him yell out.
"Hey! What is this!"
"I hope you like chocolate rain, because I am the only one who can make it go away and this cloud will follow you wherever you go…unless we can reach an agreement on the strawberries" he smirks.
"All right, take whatever you want! Just make this stop!" he begged, Discord grabs 10 boxes of strawberries his arms, and snaps his finger making the cloud disappear, he turns back at Fluttershy.
"Pay his the three coins, Fluttershy and lets go back to the cottage" he says happily "I really do want to make some jam with all of these strawberries"
"oh…um..yes, of course" she drops the three coins in front of the bewildered merchant as she trots up to Discord as they make their way back to her home, She flys up to his head, wrapping her arms around his slender neck, making him raise a brow at her as he let out a smile.
"Thank you Discord, you really were great"
"think nothing of it, Fluttershy, anything to see your beautiful smile of yours" he replies, Fluttershy giggles at him, giving him a kiss on the cheek.
I DO NOT OWN MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
