Zoids, In 100 Words

by pointytilly

Drabbles. Multiple series with a /Zero, Fuzors, and modelverse bias. Genre varies, but is mostly character study, gen, and-or humor. Most recently added: A bunch of drabbles as requested on Tumblr, mostly Fuzors. One for Amy as well.

9. The Zoidbirds in spring

Series: Modelverse; no specific continuity
Genre: Humor
Notes: Birdsong is less pretty when you think about what the birds are saying.

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Early communication between the human and Zoidian groups was awkward. And after the duck-feeding incident with wild Pegasuros, it was agreed that discussion of native wildlife was important as well.

"So, what do the Zoid-birds say in spring?"

"Pardon?"

"Well, our Earth ones the calls come down to 'my tree', 'look out, it's a predator', and 'HAVE SEX WITH ME!'. And the first two carry over. But yours, do they say 'My core is bigger than your core'? 'I'm gonna explode, get me some water'?"

"I...stop asking these questions! Do you Earth men think of nothing else?"