A/N: Hi. I'm so sorry it took so long updating... I hope you still wanna read it. First I wanna say that i'm happy to see that there was a few that wantet me to continue the story... Also thanks to my Beta Addicted2snickers Thank you so much for helping me with my story :D:D
Disclamer: I don't own Twilight sadly. It all belongs to SM. I only own this story :D:D R&R
Empov:
I hid behind Esme as Edward burst into the kitchen. "EMMETT, I'M GONNA KILL YOU," he roared! Esme turned to look at me with an accusing look and said, "Emmett, what did you do?"
"Er - umm...," my voice trailed off. Did she really expect me to say, "Oh, I'm just trying to annoy the hell out of Edward"
"Emmett," her usually calm voice sounded a bit impatient. I finally gave up, knowing they would win anyone and said, "All right, all right! I went to Italy and told Aro that Edward wanted to elope with him," I admit sheepishly. "It wasn't just me though," I cried defensively when they give me incredulous looks. "Alice and Rosalie also helped." I was beginning having trouble hiding my grin which just got bigger and bigger. Edward's face was livid and just as I was about reason with him, he lunged at me. He grabbed me by the arm and threw me at the wall, successfully breaking it. I flew into the living room where the girls were sitting and talking on the couch. The attack barely affected me and I jumped back up. Just then, Edward came storming into the living room. " Edward!" Bella tried get his attention, but he ignored her and lunged at me instead, missing. "Edward," she tried again, but more stern this time. He disregarded this too and stared at me. I just looked back not knowing what to do. "Edward," Bella yelled! This time he looked at her. "Yes, love?" he asked in a soft voice. "Stop it, please! Ignore him, he only wants you to get pissed. That's why he's doing it," she said, trying to reason with him. He surrendured and said,"Ok, love. But if he does it again, I'll kill him," he hissed and looking in my direction. I gave Bella a thankful smile that quickly disappeared when she gave me a look."Er - I think I'll go to my room," I say awkwardly. "You coming, babe?" I looked over at Rosalie. "Sure, I'll be right there." I walked over to the stairs, with Rosalie trailing not to far behind and looked over at the girls before I walked up to my room. I sat on my couch and opened my laptop.
7 - Smear blood over Edward's new car's Air Freshener and blame it on Jacob.
Getting Jacob involved would be wicked! Suddenly, the door swung open and I quickly shut the laptop shut, causing a cracking sound in the process. I turned around to look at my guest which was... A GIRL.
"Fuck!" "What's wrong, Emmett?" Bella asked looking at me curiously at me. I yell furiously, "You guys made me fucking crack my computer!"
"Emmett, calm down or I'll got get Edward," Bella said, "Okay, but next time, please knock. You owe me a new computer because you made me break mine, though." "Yeah, I know. You saw number 7 didn't you?" "Yeah, I did. We're going to smear Edward's cars Air Freshener with blood and then blame it on Jacob." "Okay, this is what we're going to do. Emmett, you go out and find a big bear," she instructs me. "Rosalie, when Emmett comes back, smear the bear's blood on his Air Freshener and I'll get Jacob to come here. Any questions?" We both shake our heads in a no. "Great, let's do it," Bella says enthusiastically. With that, I ran out into the woods. It didn't took me long to find a bear. I snatched it by it's neck and ran back to the house with it.
When I got back, Alice was standing there with Jacob. His face was curled up in an idiotic smile. I looked around and noticed that Rosalie sat on top of the car. I walked over and gave her a peck on the lips, then dropped the bear at her feet. "Here you go, sweetie," I smiled at her. She walked over to Jacob and he gave her glove I hadn't seen him wear. She put it on, got over to the car and began working on it. Time passed slowly, but she finally finished. After we had everything set, we walked into the house and acted like nothing had happened. Rose and I walked up to my room. I began to play Xbox while Rosalie watched.
I look at my clock - 7:00. Not bad. It was time to go to school. I smirked evilly as Edward and Bella walked over to the Volvo - or should I call it blood-freshener? Edward helped Bella in as he normal do. Then he walked over to the driver seat and sat in. "Edward, could you please turn on the air Freshener? It smells like blood in here," she said. He leaned over to turn it on.
"What the fuck!? EMMETT!" I guess he just figured it out. "Edward, I swear, it wasn't me this time. It was Jacobs idea, but I didn't like it."
He still didn't look convinced. "Why should I believe you, Emmett?" "Because it isn't my sent on the car, but his." He looked skeptically at me and replied, "Are you sure?" "Of course! If you don't believe me, check it yourself. Edward seemed to believe me and he stalked out of the garage. I walked out just in time to see Edward yell, "Jacob, COME HERE!"
"Run, Jake," I yelled before Edward ran full speed towards the main house. "Daddy, please don't hurt Jake. He's my best friend," I heard Nessie plea. "I'm sorry, Nessie," he said and right after I heard an awful crack and a blood-curdling scream. "Emmett, get over here!" Poor Edward, I guess Esme just came home. I ran over to the main house. There was a big hole in the wall that led out to the kitchen. Jacob peered through the hole. Edward murmured "Sorry,"and walked out in the direction of the cottage. While he was gone, I ran over to Jacob and so did Nessie. Jake and I had became good friends over the last few months. "Hey, bro, you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine. But next time, don't blame it on me, kay?" "Sure, thing. Then it's Bella's idea," I say with an evil grin. Just then Bella came up behind me and said,"What's my idea?" "Oh, nothing Bells," I say with an innocent smile."Jacob?" "Emmett's, right, it's nothing." I helped him off he floor and lay him down on the couch.
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