Amyraprincess: Kufufu. Welcome back to Everyone luvs tuna.

Tsuna: Ummm, Amyra-san why are you laughing like that?

Amyraprincess: Kufufufu. Tsunayoshi this is how I always laugh.

Tsuna: No it's not. Your laugh is usually like "HA, HA, HA, HA" (also snorting laughter)

Amyraprincess: Oh Tsunayoshi. It's not nice to mimic someone else's laugh. Kufufu. ( brushes hair out of face)

Tsuna: A…Amyra-san, what is wrong with your ey - Oh my god, it's Mukuro!

Amyraprincess: Kufufu. Took you long enough to figure out, my lovely uke.

Tsuna: -_-' please don't call me a uke while you're still in a fan girl's body.

Amyraprincess: Not my fault. She forgot to update yesterday so I decided to have a little fun.

Gokudera: Y…you…you perverted pineapple demon.

Yamamoto: Ha, ha, ha. I think it's funny! I wanna switch places toooooo! (jumping with hand in air)

Gokudera: You baseball idiot! First, of all this is not school so put your hand down and secondly…(stares at yamamoto acting a fool) -_-'…secondly you can't switch places!

Yamamoto: Yes I can, I wanna beeee….um… Tsuna now. Mukuro make me Tsuna.

Tsuna: Hiiiieeee.

Amyraprincess: Kufufu. With pleasure. (pulls out trident)

Gokudera: You can't be juudaime! Amyra, put…the trident…down!(struggles with mukuro)

Yamamoto: Ha, ha, ha. While I wait for Mukuro to give me Tsuna's body, please enjoy the third chapter of Everyone luvs tuna.

Why does my life suck? So far my week has been nothing but chaos! First, I get raped by my best friend Gokudera on Monday. Then Tuesday Hibari came over and punished me in the middle of the night. Yesterday morning everyone in house had told me that they heard Hibari pounding me into the bed because of all my screams. And now…I'm stuck in a closet with Yamamoto. Can my life get any better?

"Oi, Tsuna?"

I looked over at my friend sitting next to me. The closet was small and barely left room for the both of us to move around in without bumping or grinding against each other. This eventually became a problem as the heat rose to unbearable levels.

"Yeah?"

"How did we get stuck in here again?" he asked, rubbing the back of his head.

"W…well, I was walking past here when suddenly you come out of nowhere and pull me into this closet asking for kissing tips." I answered, somewhat agitated.

"Oh right. Ha, ha, ha. Sooooooo….about…those tips…."

My face turned bright red as I turned away, hoping he didn't see.

"How should I know? I…I never kissed anyone." I lied.

"You've kissed Hibari-senpai." he announced.

I mentally slapped myself in the face. Now any other time Yamamoto is clueless. Why does he have to actually know something at a time like this?

"T…t…that's different. H…Hibari-san kisses me more." I replied, shaking from the nervousness.

"Ha, ha, ha. That's ok. It's only tips."

"….."

"Pleassssssseeeeeeeee." he begged, dark brown eyes shining.

"….alright…." I whispered.

"Yes!" he shouted with joy.

Honestly, why do I bother?

"Alright, let's begin."

"O…ok. Well…um…when you kiss somebody…don't…I guess…press to hard on their lips?" I asked, unsure of my answer.

"Like how do you mean?" he asked.

"Um…you know…like…k…kiss them gently so you don't hurt them."

"Like this?"

Before I could react, his lips had seized mine. My eyes widened as he used his hands to caress my cheeks, moving up to my ears. A light blush covered my face. I then felt a slimy, moist tongue go against my bottom lip.

No.

Suddenly he touches a spot on my left ear that sends sparks throughout my entire body. To my surprise I gasped, allowing him to shove his wet muscle into my mouth. His breath tasted like chocolate, making my mouth water. Our tongues danced in a intense kiss. Before I knew it, I had a tent forming in my pants.

Just as he took his hand off my cheek and started to unzippen my pants, the door to the closet opened only to reveal my right-hand man, Gokudera.

"What the hell do you think you're doing to Juudaime?" he yelled, turning fiery red.

Yamamoto pulled away with only a small string of saliva on my lips.

"Seducing Tsuna. What else?"

Why is this guy so straight forward? 0.0

"You better get away from my possession herbivore or I'll bite you death."

Hibari walked in from the side of the opening with his tonfas ready to attack.

"Hiiiieeeeee. H…Hibari-san, I…it's not what you thin-"

"I'll punish you later herbivore." He stated, glaring down at me.

Instantly my mouth snapped itself shut in fear of getting hit. The murderous aura didn't leave for a moment when out of nowhere a voice spoke up.

"What are you guys doing?"

Everyone's eyes turned towards the speaker to find Amyra-san standing there, rubbing her eyes. Both mine and Yamamoto's jaws hit the floor in shock.

"A…Amyra-san?" I exclaimed.

"Hi Tsuna." she calmly remarked, waving her hand. "Hello readers!"

"What the hell are you doing here ? This is the fucking story!" Gokudera shouted.

She looked from side to side as if she were confused.

"I…I don't…even know."

0.0

"Herbivore, how did you get here?" Hibari asked.

"I…don't…even remember. Does…anyone else feel like their bodies were taken over?" she questioned, shaking her head.

Gokudera's eyes grew wide as he took a step near her and patted her shoulder.

"How…about you go back to the author's block and lay down…for a long time?"

"Bu…but I don't wanna break the fourth wall." she whined.

"IT'S ALREADY BROKEN!" he yelled.

"Oh…..ok then….bye."

Waving, she turned around into the opposite direction and disappeared. An akward silence filled the air.

"Ok then. Back to the story." Hibari remarked.

"Back to the story my ass! We can't continue! That crazy ass fan girl just waltzed right into the story! It makes no sense now!"

"But.." Hibari began, flipping through the script "it says that I'm supposed to try and bite this herbivore to death, then Tsuna takes him somewhere else and then they- oh….never mind."

My mouth was still wide open in shock from what had just happened.

"Maa, maa Tsuna. Let's go eat lunch then. We'll continue this another day." Yamamoto replied, standing up and already out the door.

Smiling, I try to get up on my feet when I felt a sudden ache in my lower body. Glancing down, I see the huge tent that has been just sitting there, begging to be touched.

"W…wait! I can't go! What am I supposed to do about this?" I shouted towards the three.

"This is your punishment herbivore. Hurry up with it or we'll leave you behind."

Before I could even object, Hibari had dragged both Gokudera and Yamamoto down the hall. Light tears started to form in my eyes.

"H…Hibari-san you meanie!"

Hibari: What is wrong with you herbivore?

Amyraprincess: (still crying) I'm sorrrrrrryyyyyyyy. (sniff) I was so dizzy from the takeover that I didn't know where I was going and just walked right into the story. (sniff, sniff) It's mukuro's fault!

Hibari: You made this story so short! Apologize to the crowd!

Amyraprincess: I'm sorry! (continues crying)

Tsuna: I….I…I can't believe I masturbated in school. (devastated)

Gokudera: J…juudaime it's alright. Noone caught you.

Tsuna: B…but….but I fouled the school. (hugs Amyra and cries too) Why does my life suck?

Amyraprincess: Yes! Why does your life suck so much that it affects me? (Crying)

Chrome: Boss-sama, I think you guys destroyed the fourth wall. (Walks over to it) It's all in pieces.

Everyone except Chrome: DAMN YOU, MUKURO!

Chrome: Gomen nasai everyone for the fourth wall. It will be repaired in due time. Please review to make Boss-sama and Amyra-san feel better and stop crying. Their tears are starting to flood the room. See you next time on Everyone luvs tuna.