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Rosalie wasn't impressed with Emmett's efforts so now it's time to see if Alice has more luck. Enjoy.

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Green-Gremlin here! Sorry for the delay on this, my computer kept eating it.


Jasper had sat on his computer for over an hour, looking at hundreds of different websites. Some just sold adult toys, whilst others went into detail on the use of them. The only thing he couldn't get up the nerve to do was to watch some porn to help show him how to use the items he was intending on purchasing. He didn't think he'd need it anyway.

Slipping out of the house, he quickly jumped onto his bike, glad that Alice was out for the day. If she even suspected he was off shopping, she would of tried everything in her power to tag along, and he would of let her. Zooming down the roads, he was travelling at a little over 120 mph, the wind whipping through his hair. It took very little time for him to arrive on the outskirts of Port Angeles. Slowing down a little as he passed through the town, he made his way towards the factory district, where he had discovered the type of store he was looking for was located.

Pulling up in front of a non-descript building, he paused, wondering if he was really prepared to do this. Glancing up and down the road, he noticed a few seedier looking individuals, and that was almost enough to make him chicken out. But just as he was about to start his bike again, the image of Alice's beautiful face filled his vision, and reminding him of the reason he was doing this.

Walking into the store with a new sense of purpose, he looked around and was a little disappointed by items which were close to where he was stood. He had admittedly expected porn tapes and erotic literature to be within this store, but still he had expected to see more intriguing items. Shaking his head a little, he tried to dislodge the thoughts of failure from his mind. He already knew that this shop stocked the items he was looking for, or so their website boasted.

Walking further into the store, he was relieved and a little sickened to see more exotic items lining the shelves and walls. Some items intrigued him, making his fast vampire mind run over their possible uses, whilst others made him want to run in the opposite direction and never even think about sex again. Humans really were rather twisted.

Perusing the aisles carefully, he made sure not to look too closely at too many items. Although he was rather taken by a Navy blue lingerie set hung under the role play section. That was until he realized that it came with handcuffs and dildo in the shape of a truncheon. But finally he came across the two little items he had seen online and knew he wanted to try tonight.

The Mantic Multipulse and a set of wireless nipple clamps. Although he wasn't completely certain of how to use the Multipulse, he had been sold when it boasted it was the ultimate couple's toy and had been mentioned in several of Alice's favourite magazines. Picking both items up, he made his way to the till and paid, thanking every deity in existence as the cashier placed both items in a very non-descript paper bag. The last thing he needed was to be stopped by the police and them to be able to see his purchases easily.

Leaving the store, he breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that the hardest part of his plan was over. Now all he had to do was get back to his wife, and begin experimenting with Carlisle's advice.


Alice had had a very interesting vision earlier in the day. Jasper had something planned for their afternoon, although she wasn't sure exactly what these plans were, she was certain they had the potential to be very enjoyable. The moment she heard him rush out, obviously on the search for his supplies for their afternoon, she decided that it was about time she started preparing for his return.

Happily, she danced into their en-suite. Taking a 40 minute shower, Alice ensured she used all of Jasper's favourite scents. She even dug out the Chamomile shampoo and conditioner set, which she had bought after he admitted to it being one of his favourite smells. She hadn't realized until later that Chamomile shampoos was for blonde hair.

Stepping out of the shower, she sensed she didn't have much more time before Jasper returned. Striding into their bedroom, with a renewed sense of urgency, she thought over her options for clothing for their time together. It would be very easy for her to keep the towel on, and Alice knew Jasper wouldn't complain about that, but she wanted to put at least a little effort into her appearance, after Jasper had gone to so much effort to plan something for her.

Rummaging in her closet for a few minutes, the perfect outfit suddenly hit her. More exactly, it fell off her underwear shelf whilst she was inspecting her shoes, landing on her head. She had purchased this exact lingerie set several weeks previous. Although she had always turned her nose up at Wonderbras and the type of women who tended to wear them, she still had to buy this set. She hadn't even looked at the label when she tried it on, and the moment she had seen what it did to her boobs, she knew that labels didn't matter.

Pulling the electric blue lace over her body, she grinned at her reflection in the full length mirror which she had insisted was put in her closet. It really did wonderful things; the girls were so happy that she almost gave up on sex in preference of staring at her breasts. But she was pulled out of her weird boob obsession before it got too advanced, by the sound of the familiar motorbike, driving up the drive and into the garage.

Dancing to their king size bed, she laid herself against the head rest, knowing that when he husband entered the room, he would have the perfect view of her. Listening carefully, Alice heard him turning off his bike, and exiting the garage.

"Alice?" he called softly and she could feel herself growing wet in anticipation. Although she still had no idea what he was planning, she was excited to find out.

"I'm in our bedroom" she sang back, giggling lightly, as his footsteps made light work of the staircase, bringing him closer and closer to her. Smiling seductively, the bedroom door flew open, revealing her slightly windswept husband, clutching a brown paper bag to his chest as he positively drooled over the image before his eyes.

Dropping the bag to the floor, Jasper quickly made it over to his wife, climbing onto the bed and kissing her deeply, with every ounce of passion he possessed. His nerves vanished the moment he had seen her. His plan was going to be brilliant; he just couldn't believe he had never thought about it before.

"Going to make you scream darling" he purred softly, adding a bit of his Texan drawl as he spoke. Alice adored it when he did that. Climbing off the bed, he picked the bag back up and moved over to her side. Leaning back down, he kissed along her jaw and then down her neck slowly, making sure to tease her, and make her writhe beneath him.

There was a spot just below Alice's clavicle, on the right hand side, which always made her moan a song which he would never tire of. Licking and nibbling at it, he teased her to the brink, before pulling away with a wicked grin. Reaching into the bag, he opened the Mantic Multipulse, hoping he could get it to work without much difficulty. Picking a medium sized bullet, he palmed in carefully, before reaching out and running his hands over her body again. As he reached her knickers, he slipped his hand inside them, running it over her wet core, before pushing the bullet against her clit.

"What?" she gasped, tilting her head a little as she felt the ice cold metal against her. Alice had never seen the need for toys in the bedroom before, but she was willing to try anything if it made their sex lives more fun. But she knew that Jasper had been no where near thinking about such things, meaning someone had planted the thought into his head. As she began to ponder this little revelation, he fiddled with the remote control, managing to switch it to the lowest setting.

Looking into his eyes as it vibrated weakly against her, she instantly recognized the intrigued little boy. He was doing all this to please her, whilst learning. Rolling her eyes mentally, she began to move under him, pretending that the little bullet was doing something more than tickling her.

As she moved, Jasper couldn't help staring at her breasts. They jiggled slightly with each movement, heaving beneath the electric blue fabric which was hiding them from his desperate gaze. Flicking the remote control, he turned the setting up to level three, hoping that the change in pace would effect the movement of her breasts.

With the sudden increase in vibrations, she began to feel something a bit more pleasurable, making her move naturally occasionally between her fake movements. All she needed now was for him to either fuck her or to increase the setting on the bullet by at least 15, if not more.

As her breasts heaved even more strongly with the increased please he was giving her, he found himself losing control. Removing his hand from her knickers, he didn't even notice where the stupid bullet fell. Grabbing a breast with each hand, he flicked his wrist, tearing the infernal material down the centre, before throwing it across the room.

"I liked that" Alice protested loudly as he ruined her favourite bra, pouting angrily up at him, "My boobs looked fucking brilliant in it!" But she didn't get to protest any more, as he pushed his lips against hers, kissing her wantonly, and his hands massaging her breasts. She just hoped that any other toys he had bought would be more satisfying than that bullet, because he was going to have to pull something brilliant out of that bag to stop her from killing him and whoever gave him his advice.

"You're perfect darling" he gasped, pulling away from her lips, and moving down her body quickly, his fingers curling into the sides of her knickers and pulling them from her body. "So perfect" he growled softly, nipping her neck lightly, before pulling back, and rummaging in the bag again.

Alice, kept her eyes locked on him, praying he would pull out either a vibrator or something equally as satisfying. But what he pulled out was oddly confusing. She thought she recognized the miniature vibrators hanging from the ends of the contraptions, but everything else was a mystery.

Jasper didn't even notice how confused Alice looked. He was too excited about testing out his final purchase. In all of his research, the nipple clamps had appealed to him the most. He couldn't wait to have her writhing beneath him, as he fucked her, playing with the nipple clamps.

Running his hands up her sides, a clamp in both hands, he circled her nipples slowly, before attaching them and sitting back with a grin. She looked spectacular. He couldn't believe he had never done this before.

She gasped at the sudden pain, radiating from her nipples. It was very obvious what the devises were now, and she knew that several people were going to die for this. Nothing he could do would make up for this.

Flicking the controls which had come with the nipple clamps, he didn't even consider the lower settings, switching them right to the highest before watching them make her breast vibrate erotically. He couldn't hold back any longer. Grabbing her hips strongly, he embedded himself deep in her, his eyes still locked on her beautiful breasts.

"God you're beautiful" he groaned, pounding into her and pulling at the clamps with each thrust. He couldn't believe what a turn on this could be, but he was harder than he'd ever been before, on the verge of cumming.

She had to give it to him, as the vibrations passed through her nipples, that is was rather pleasurable, but still she felt rather degraded. It wasn't that she would of disapproved of them in principle, but the fact that he hadn't even bothered asking her or checking they would be alright, made her feel dirty.

As he teetered on the edge, his mind supplied a little tip he had read whilst researching online. Removing both nipple clamps, he lathered each abused nipple with his ice cold tongue, before exploding inside her. Rocking a couple of times as his orgasm tore through him, he buried his head in her breasts. Coming down from the intense pleasure, he couldn't help but grin widely.

"That was amazing" he announced, looking up and beaming at his wife with excitement, "I never knew I could cum that hard". Kissing her lightly, he pulled out of her, and rolled onto his side. Downstairs he could hear Rosalie banging around, muttering something indeterminable. Grinning widely, he decided to go for a hunt and maybe search out his brothers to let them know how amazing his first foray with toys had been.

"I'm off hunting" he announced, jumping off the bed and grabbing his jeans and t-shirt, pulling them on without a second thought, "See you later beautiful. Be ready for round two"

Alice watched as her husband bounded out of the room, obviously over the moon with what he had just done. Rolling her eyes, Alice decided to relieve some of her tension on her own. Maybe that little egg was around still. She was yearning to know how powerful it could go. As she found it lying on the bed, she decided one thing. Who ever gave him that advice was going to die.


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